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Book Description – The Microsoft 365 Admin Survival Guide: From Clueless to Cloud King Feeling like Microsoft 365 just threw you into the deep end without floaties? Don’t worry—this book is your inflatable raft, complete with a motor, a map, and maybe a snack or two. The Microsoft 365 Admin Survival Guide is your witty, no-fluff, all-action companion to going from wide-eyed newbie to the crowned ruler of cloud administration. Packed with practical advice, real-world tips, and just enough sarcasm to keep you awake during a Teams meeting, this guide walks you through everything from ...

Ever felt like managing endpoints was akin to herding digital cats through a thunderstorm? Well, put away your catnip and raincoat because Config Overlord: Conquering Endpoints with SCCM Sorcery is here to transform your IT nightmares into smooth, stress-free dreams. Prepare to wield your newfound SCCM powers like a wizard, effortlessly conjuring order out of the chaos of endless updates, elusive endpoints, and rebellious user machines. Forget about the tedious trial-and-error rituals of configuration management past—this spellbinding guide, packed with humor, wit, and wizard-worthy ...

Step aside, mundane database manuals—there’s a new query king in town! MySQL Mastery: From Basics to Brilliance – A Journey Through SQL and Beyond takes you on an electrifying adventure from clueless rookie to database royalty. Whether you're still mixing up your SELECTs with your INSERTs or you're ready to unleash advanced SQL wizardry, this engaging guide is your golden ticket to data domination. Forget dull definitions and tedious textbook explanations. Here, SQL isn't just structured—it’s sensational. Crafted with wit, humor, and real-world insights by author Scott Markham, ...

Kubernetes Unleashed: Herding Containers Like a DevOps Cowboy is your all-in-one, boot-kickin’, YAML-slingin’ guide to mastering the wild frontier of container orchestration—without losing your hat (or your sanity). Whether you’re a DevOps wrangler, cloud outlaw, or just someone who heard “pods” and thought of peas, this book takes you from ranch-hand rookie to cluster-wrangling legend. We’re talking real-world knowledge, colorful metaphors, and the kind of practical insights that save you from shootouts with misconfigured deployments and runaway replicas. This isn’t just a ...

Azure Ascension: From Cloud Novice to Enterprise Architect is your smart, snappy, and slightly sarcastic guide to conquering Microsoft Azure—without needing a PhD in cloud theory or a whiteboard covered in arcane acronyms. Whether you're just starting your cloud journey or finally ready to move past copy-pasting ARM templates off Stack Overflow, this book meets you where you are and takes you way beyond. It’s packed with real-world insights, architecture know-how, and enough wit to keep even the driest Azure docs from haunting your dreams. Inside, you'll explore 22 power-packed chapters...

Juniper Jitsu – Ninja-Level IDS and IPS for Network Nincompoops and Ninjas Alike Wax on, threat off. Whether you’re a humble network greenbelt still fumbling with firewall rules, or a seasoned black-belt slinging CLI commands before your first sip of coffee, Juniper Jitsu is your dojo. This is not just another dry technical manual—it’s a roundhouse-kicking, log-slicing, packet-flipping journey into mastering Juniper’s IDS/IPS like a true cyber-ninja. In this stealthy scroll of knowledge, you’ll uncover: The ancient secrets of Juniper’s intrusion defense techniques (spoiler: no...

Welcome to Barracuda Blasters – The Snappy Saga of Fishy Firewalls and Intrusion Illusions, the book your IT team didn’t know it desperately needed. This isn't your run-of-the-mill firewall manual—it’s a laugh-out-loud, deep-dive exploration of one of the most misunderstood (and underestimated) network security vendors on the market. If you’ve ever wanted to defend your digital castle without dying of boredom in the process, this quirky yet insightful guide has you covered. Inside these pages, you’ll embark on a journey through the saltwater-sprinkled corridors of Barracuda ...

What Exactly is TCP/IP? – Because "The Internet Thingy" Just Won’t Cut It Anymore Tired of pretending you know what TCP/IP means when your cousin the "IT guy" starts talking packets over turkey dinner? Ever nodded along in meetings while silently Googling "what is a subnet mask and why is it attacking me?" Look no further, confused compadre — this is the book that demystifies the very plumbing of the internet, with zero jargon-induced migraines and more laughs than your average help desk call. "What Exactly is TCP/IP?" isn’t just a book — it’s a comedy show hosted by protocols. ...

Taming the Penguin: Your Linux Adventure from Start to Shell Embark on an exciting journey through the world of Linux with Taming the Penguin—the ultimate guide for curious beginners and aspiring power users alike. From your very first command to mastering system automation and customization, this book demystifies Linux step by step with clarity, humor, and practical insight. Whether you're switching from another operating system, looking to sharpen your skills, or just intrigued by the penguin-powered world of open source, this hands-on adventure covers it all: installing your first ...

Unix Unleashed: From Rookie to Rock Star in the World of Command Lines is your ultimate guide to mastering the powerful world of Unix! Whether you're a complete beginner or someone looking to level up your skills, this book will take you on a thrilling journey from the basics to advanced tricks that only seasoned pros know. In this fun and engaging guide, you’ll learn to navigate the command line like a pro, automate tasks with ease, and wield Unix tools that will make you feel like a true rockstar. With clear explanations, tons of practical examples, and hands-on tips, you’ll master ...

Active Directory: Domain of Thrones – Mastering the Kingdom of Windows Active Directory In the mystical realm of IT, where dragons are DNS issues and battles are waged in Group Policy, there lies a kingdom few dare rule completely — Active Directory. Welcome, brave administrator, to the Domain of Thrones, where your crown is a login, your castle is a domain controller, and every knight swears allegiance to the great house of LDAP. "Active Directory: Domain of Thrones" isn’t just a book — it’s your master scroll to conquering the Seven Forests of Forest Trusts, defeating the White ...

Unlock the true power of PowerShell with this delightful guide that combines practical advice, witty humor, and a touch of magic! Whether you're a beginner or a seasoned scripter, PowerShell Playbook will transform the way you interact with the terminal—turning mundane tasks into enjoyable, automated spells. Inside, you’ll discover how to harness the full potential of PowerShell to streamline your workflows, automate system management, and conjure up custom solutions for everything from databases to cloud services. Packed with engaging examples, clever tips, and a healthy dose of humor,...

IBM AS/400 Terminal Velocity: Racing Through AS/400 Emulation Like It’s 1988! Buckle up, sysadmin — we’re taking a turbo-charged joyride through the neon-lit, green-screen glory days of the IBM AS/400, and we’re not stopping until we hit warp speed on an emulated terminal window! "Terminal Velocity" isn’t just a book — it’s a blast from the mainframe past, packed with enough vintage tech mojo to make your keyboard click louder and your modem weep in 56k sympathy. Whether you're a seasoned RPG veteran or a curious newcomer who thinks an AS/400 is a sci-fi robot, this book will ...

Have you thought about getting a Live Blood Analysis done? Ever want to become a Live Blood Analyst? This book will help you with both! Blood is fascinating and can tell you a story that will help you to heal and feel better! A career as a Live Blood Analyst is very rewarding! Learning to serve others as well as helping yourself financially is a goal in the right direction if you want to be of service while becoming your own boss! This book will help you launch a career as a Live Blood Analyst! Do you suffer from pain? How about autoimmunity disorders like Diabetes, Crohn’s disease, ...