This Plot Is Bananas!
A Comedy LitRPG Adventure (This Trilogy Is Broken, Book 4)
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With betrayal weighing heavily on their spirits and the devouring flame an ever-present threat, Eve and the gang can do little to stave off the eternal undercurrent of silliness that pervades their lives. Together with a young trellac, a drake with phantasmal wings, and three floating lights known only as Lumy, they'll fight man-eating plants, officiate monster weddings, and investigate a muffin-related conspiracy deep within the bowels of Pyrindel.
But the fun can't last forever.
There's a war brewing between high-level factions, a conflict Eve finds herself caught in the middle of. Soon enough, this secret plot, this life quest, this entire broken trilogy will come hurtling to an end. Perhaps, with any luck, there will be a loaf of bread waiting on the other side. Or maybe the real loaf of bread was the friends we made along the way. Those friends that made it through, that is.
Experience the epic and hilarious conclusion to This Trilogy Is Broken!
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- Anonymous User
- 02-01-22
so good
I love JP Valentine I love the way he write his character I think they're just so good they're all just so interesting and the world that he built was just great I even like the way he ended this book or the series I would love more I hope there's more
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- Legend Blackthorne
- 10-14-22
Great final book
While the narrator does at times make it hard to tell who's speaking in this one, it's a nice conclusion.
From if or how Wes would Slay the pun loving dragon to all the dark plots, wrapped up most.
I'll admit though some thing were left unsaid that make it feel like there should be more. The author said this is the fourth and final book but damn.
Like the man of the mist starts using terms like whack a mole, earth hint? He has said that the kingdom is a servant of another kingdom in the past and calls humanity a servant race. Get no explanation on that, like is there bigger nations controlling lots of kingdoms like a wuxia novel?
The main plot and side quests do get wrapped up but damm, I want to see Eve go to other kingdoms like the dwarves or elves, or go raid a dragon lair. Also wanted to see her fight one of those level 2000 abyssal lords and other high level stuff. With how OP one shotting she was getting, I guess this is a good place to end, never did get to see what her moms quest reward was tho.
Biggest gripe, SHE NEVER THREW ANYTHING, she literally even got a skill to throw objects but never did. She kept jetting into the air instead of just throwing her club with enhanced strength at stuff. Imagine if Eve just got a lot of Riron javelins and started chucking them at things. Install wins, Also with 30k contribution points she could have gotten the Rsilver back. Also we never get to see her elderly guild mates fight, feel a let down to never see what the hype was about.
Hope another new great series comes out.
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- Cody
- 09-26-22
RP Fun
I wish the story had a more robust ending or epilogue, though it does neatly wrap up the story. It was a super fun ride that kept me wanting more so I’m glad it was 4 books.
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- harlan pirrung
- 01-30-22
love it
I do feel like the story could of used another book so we could of seen what the MC could have done on her own. at the same time am glad will how it ended. do hope we see more of this world her and others stories in it.
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- Lanny
- 03-13-23
Fun and relaxing
The book was more of the same. They wrapped everything up nicely. This is another cozy read.
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- Zero Calvin
- 02-03-22
Excellent Ending to an Excellent Series
This one was just as great as the others and wrapped up the series perfectly. I really enjoyed how everything came together at the end. I think maybe the climax was a little rushed, but it was still very enjoyable all the same.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-25-22
How is this series not more popular?!
This series has it all, binged it in less than a week! Loved it!
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- Randall
- 05-19-22
Great ending to a fun series
Absolutely enjoyed this series. it was a fun journey with a great ending. Can't wait to check out other books from this author.
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- Luis
- 04-08-22
Hope there is a book 5
I really like the series and the narrator is excellent, he made the book very easy to listen to. I hope there are more.
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- EddieBarco
- 01-28-23
Amazing
Love it, a very different and entertaining story, my first lite rpg but definitely won't be my last
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