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- The Bizarre Blades, Book 5
- Narrated by: Kevin Kemp
- Length: 12 hrs and 59 mins
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With world-shattering tremors, friends that are now enemies, and a being so powerful he controls all things made from matter, Finn faces his final and last test as Champion.
(But first, a word from our gnome.)
Hello there! I'm Professor Wackadoodle! If you have yet to listen to the first four books in the series, then shame on you, you damned sneaky snake you! I've traveled from the dimension that holds the kingdoms of which you've listened to just to relay this message: DO NOT READ the description below if you have yet to experience the first four books. So, grab your gooch troll and prepare yourself for an adventure unlike no other!
The Featherstone Omen comes true, but who knew it would come with such terrible and heart wrenching sacrifice? From painter to Champion, Finn makes his final push to save the ones he loves as well as the entire world.
Armed with the knowledge that the one responsible for the soon to be apocalypse lies deep beneath their feet, Finn and his fellow adventurers must seek a way to enter this god-like being's dominion. However, the tremors that now shake the world with incredible power are becoming more and more frequent which will make the journey much more dangerous.
From facing off against the terrible Hawk Flurry to coming into contact with a giant Kraken, Finn makes his move towards where he thinks to be the access point to the center of the world. Along the way he meets a lonely forge worker (and highly erotic) troll, is to be executed by a large-breasted fish-headed siren, and accidently joins a cult that follows a god that doesn't exist.
If Finn thought his only trouble was finding the ancient entrance to the core of the world...he was so wrong.
Journey with Finn on his very last adventure. Friends and companions will be lost. One will become a god. New magical weapons as well as fantastic races will be discovered. And, above all, the most important aspect of this story: Wackadoodle gets a new ladle.
This is the fifth and final installment of the Bizarre Blades and is by far the wackiest, most heart-wrenching, nail-biting, laugh-out-loud, book yet. Stevie Collier releases the dam on his insane imagination and vomits up a story unlike no other.
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Not every man can handle a magitech gauntlet that speaks in floating silver text, or a handful of women with unique...needs. I’m not every man. When a bad blind date got worse - like, interdimensional lightning storm worse - I woke up to a realm of dragon women, magical kobolds, and a playful monkey girl with a painful secret. I also accidentally (totally on purpose) stole an ancient artifact in the form of a black gauntlet that bonded with my body and unlocked various new abilities. So what’s the catch? The glove wasn’t meant for me. It was meant for the fabled Hero of Silura.
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Those low reviews are kooks, seriously you guys
- By Gavin Markowitz on 01-16-20
By: Erik Reid
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Knightmare Arcanist
- Frith Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Shami Stovall
- Narrated by: Brian Wiggins
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Magic. Sailing. A murderer among heroes. Gravedigger Volke Savan wants nothing more than to be like his hero, the legendary magical swashbuckler, Gregory Ruma. First he needs to become an arcanist, someone capable of wielding magic, which requires bonding with a mythical creature. And he’ll take anything...So when he stumbles across a knightmare, a creature made of shadow and terror, he has no reservations. But the knightmare knows a terrible secret: Ruma is a murderer out to spread corrupted magic throughout their island nation.
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So whiny
- By Anonymous User on 10-17-20
By: Shami Stovall
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Chosen Omnibus
- The Brindle Dragon, Books 1-3
- By: Jada Fisher
- Narrated by: Patricia Santomasso
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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Eist was born to be a dragon rider; she just knows it. When fate conspires to take her parents and leave her orphaned and injured, her future appears bleak. Unwilling to back down, she must overcome a system stacked against her. Even if she passes all the tests, there’s no guarantee she will ever fly on a dragon. Can she beat the odds and find her destiny, or will she be stranded on the ground?
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Enjoyed
- By Anonymous User on 03-27-21
By: Jada Fisher
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Genesis
- Legends Online, Book 1
- By: Jonathan Yanez, Ross Buzzell
- Narrated by: Adam Gold
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Unbeknownst to him, Ray is about to partake on an adventure filled with magical beasts, warring factions, and a leveling-up system out of this world. He'll encounter filthy bandits, musty crypts, and friendly werewolves. Oh, you heard us right. If only he wasn't given negative charisma points around women, he might have a chance, but you can't win them all.
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The cringe is strong in this one
- By Angela on 02-07-21
By: Jonathan Yanez, and others
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Conquer
- Conquering the Kingdom, Book 1
- By: Aron Stone
- Narrated by: Gary Furlong
- Length: 12 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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The game is Conquer, played for the king's amusement by the most notorious criminals and ambitious lordlings. Aron Stone, street rat turned commander of the king's First Legion, doesn't have patience for pointless games. But when a series of unfortunate events earns him the king's ire, he is forced to participate. Armed with a ragtag troop of dwarves, a beautiful but short-tempered sorceress, and a doting mistress, Aron must grow his forces, locate valuable weapons and magical artifacts, and win the day. Only complete victory will allow him to escape the arena and get his revenge.
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Sigh
- By Anonymous User on 01-11-19
By: Aron Stone
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The Henchmen Chronicles Collection, Books 1-5
- By: Craig Halloran
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 39 hrs and 37 mins
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Contains the complete Henchmen Chronicles series.
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for a credit, why not
- By Daniel on 06-24-23
By: Craig Halloran
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Greek Mythology Explained
- A Deeper Look at Classical Greek Lore and Myth
- By: Marios Christou, David Ramenah
- Narrated by: Derek Perkins
- Length: 10 hrs and 23 mins
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A fascinating take on classical Greek stories: Discover six classic Greek myths in this exciting retelling that paints both famous and lesser known characters in a whole new light. Follow the likes of Odysseus, Lamia, Bellerophon, Icarus, Medusa, and Artemis as their fates are revealed through bloody trials, gut-wrenching betrayals, sinister motives, and broken hearts.
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Adults only
- By Morgen La on 01-21-22
By: Marios Christou, and others
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The Gorgon Bride
- By: Galen Surlak-Ramsey
- Narrated by: Natasha Soudek
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
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Alexander Weiss inadvertently insults Athena, goddess of wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues. Being marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal. For now.
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This book is AWESOME... MORE please!!!
- By Annie Armstrong on 11-02-18
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Who Let a Demon Lord into the Mage Tower: Complete Series
- By: Atlas Kane
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 20 hrs and 14 mins
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I never got used to my father’s oppressive rule in the Underworld. That’s why I decided to escape my fate as the future Demon Lord and reincarnate into the realm of Ria. My plan? As Luc Vale, the mortal mage, I’ll live out a real life and become an adventurer. But first, I must master this world’s new magic at the Tower Guild Academy.
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Fantastic
- By Jeremy on 09-09-23
By: Atlas Kane
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Hero Forged
- Ethereal Earth, Book 1
- By: Josh Erikson
- Narrated by: Josh Erikson
- Length: 14 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Gabriel Delling might call himself a professional con artist, but when walking superstitions start trying to bite his face off, his charm is shockingly unhelpful. It turns out living nightmares almost never appreciate a good joke. Together with a succubus who insists on constantly saving his life, Gabe desperately tries to survive a new reality that suddenly features demons, legends, and a giant locust named Dale - all of whom pretty much hate his guts. And when an ancient horror comes hunting for a spirit locked in his head, Gabe finds himself faced with the excruciating choice between death...or becoming some kind of freaking hero.
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Surprisingly Good
- By Steelgator on 07-21-18
By: Josh Erikson
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Descent
- A Hidden Wings Novella
- By: Cameo Renae
- Narrated by: Holly Cate, Jack Marshall, Liz Thompson
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Take a journey back in time, to a place where Emma's lineage begins and where answers lie in unraveling secrets of the past. This is a story of forbidden love, an unbreakable bond, and the start of a dark adventure that will fill your heart with many emotions.
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Casualties of the heart.
- By jeannette joyal on 03-23-15
By: Cameo Renae
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An Unprecedented Prospect Vol.1 First Days: A Gamelit Isekai Light Novel
- By: Rise!, Sebastian Guzman
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
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Just because we're of the Death Domain doesn't mean we need to be so dead on the inside! Rejoice! The First Phase of the Cycle of Renewal has come again, and the Veil has lifted, opening the way to the Land of Fortune!
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It tricked me into thinking it was good for a bit
- By Anonymous User on 12-14-22
By: Rise!, and others
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Thrive
- A Post-Apocalyptic Alien Survival Novel
- By: Jonathan Yanez
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett, Suzy Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 13 mins
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The citizens enjoy the peace of their perfectly planned city. But when she notices cracks in the facade, Jordan’s waking dreams turn to nightmares. She thought she had received the promotion of a lifetime; she was wrong. The promotion only brings her closer to terrifying truths of the administration. Secrets told to keep the citizens safe turn out to be lies to keep them in line. Those in power manipulate from the shadows behind whispers and fear. Because if Jordan is brave enough to look past the veil, a mad wasteland awaits.
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A "Matrix" social experience
- By SD on 12-31-19
By: Jonathan Yanez
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-13-23
Amazing series
Really good story every book felt like a movie just waiting to happen. Part of me wants there to be another book but this could be a great ending to the story
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- Cassie potoeski
- 04-12-22
Amazing conclusion
I had taken a chance on this book series and have never been happier at the choice, it had everything and I loved how it all ended, would love to see a somewhat continuation because I don’t want to say good bye to the characters.
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- Brian Black
- 04-29-23
One of the best I have ever listened to
It has been a roller coaster of emotions from happy to see how much he has grown and the sacrifices that he has made also with all the sadness of the loss and listening to all the pain he has been and the conclusion was the best she was joking but actually not and they got married and have a kid and at what age 18 maybe 19 it is amazing I love it so much thank you.
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- Paul Woodward
- 12-17-22
OUTSTANDING Series
Awesome story, awesome narration 5 books of amazing fantasy, all of The 2 characters were outstanding
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