
Van Helsing's Castle: The Complete Omnibus
Including the Unreleased Third and Final Volume
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Narrated by:
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Christopher Harbour
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Mandy McCullough
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By:
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Virgil Knightley
About this listen
This omnibus contains the whole trilogy: books 1, 2, and the never-before-seen book 3, finishing the series at last. Don't miss this one, O, Knights of Knightley!
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He's doing his best to save the monsters. And they're doing their worst.
Nathaniel wakes up in a fancy bed with luxurious red sheets, being doted upon by two... interesting women. Not a bad start to his day, right? Except that this isn't where he went to bed last night, and these chicks? A ghost and a vampire, both pretty spooky—and quirky—to say the least.
He comes to learn that he is the last known scion of the Van Helsing bloodline. However, his new job isn't to hunt monsters, but to save them. As he adjusts to this quest, Nathan struggles to come to grips with his surroundings and the revelation that the universe is a lot bigger and crazier than he imagined.
Also, this bratty catgirl won't let him get any work done.
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Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
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The Signal
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Two astronomers have detected a strange, pulsing signal from deep space. Within hours, the US government goes into lockdown, restricting airspace and scrubbing scientific data. Was the signal an intercepted communication revealing alarming plans for an enemy’s military strike? Or has humanity at long last found proof of extraterrestrial life?
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Great listen.
- By Vanessa on 12-07-24
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- michael
- 01-16-25
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Virgil never fails to create amazing stories. Also the Bucky drake name drop was unexpected.
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- Steven Dralle
- 01-18-25
not what I expect from virgil
I was saddened after listening to this. I got the first book and listened, and it was fun so when I saw that the omnibus was out, I jumped on it. I am a fan of every other Virgil series I have ever read, especially masterclass. By book three I feel like the sex is the only thing the book was written for, like the story came second. Everyone is more interested in getting in the MC's pants then stopping the end of reality. I actually regret spending a credit on this as I doubt it will be a relisten. Keep up the good work Virgil, not sure if this is an early work and I am late to the party or what. The rest of what I have read or listened to from you is gold.
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- Jake Anderson
- 01-16-25
it's ok
just so we are clear I really like Virgil knightly books, he is one of my go to authors. that said... this book was a grind, I wasn't a fan of the MC or the harem girls, they seemed to lose track of their mission A LOT. some of the girls were ok but most were just plain unlikable for me.
don't let this book deter you from his other works. it's an ok read but not my favorite.
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- Robert A Ortiz Jr
- 02-18-25
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This was a good book it had me the whole time, I especially like the way the reader could switch between voices
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