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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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- Iceman22
- 08-16-24
monster massuer
The storyline and characters were great I enjoyed the narrators with the different voices lol lol I can't wait for the next one like this
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- dale cox
- 02-23-24
love this author
as someone who is very familiar with massage this was a great story and felt like the main character knew what they were doing
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- Colin
- 02-08-24
I wish there was more!
This is a work by Virgil that I wish was longer than three books. The performances are spectacular. I truly got lost in the story, and was sad when it ended.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-19-24
Awesome story!! Well worth the listen!
I have listened to several of Virgil Knightly'd book and I feel that this was one of my top. And the ending was a great wrap up. Great job!
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- Jotun Shagrath
- 12-29-23
comfy and likeable characters
this is like a warm blanket. Knightley really knows how to make likeable characters, even if I am getting a bit tired of the harem shtick. I loved it!
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- Tony Loveless
- 08-10-24
What an awesome story
The spicy bits were just right and the comedy and action hit a just the right spot!
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- Nemesis
- 12-10-23
Magic, humor, and heart!
Virgil Knightley's "Monster Masseur: The Complete Trilogy," narrated by Renée Nolen and Trevor Jordan, weaves magic, humor, and heart seamlessly. Ryker Hayes' journey from warlord to massage therapist is both hilarious and heartwarming, with Knightley's writing and Nolen and Jordan's narration creating an irresistible fantasy experience. A must-listen for those who crave a delightful blend of magic and humor in a unique world.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-18-24
Thoughts on Monster Masure
What can I say? I've listened to many audiobooks with the Harem foundation. This is the first such audiobook that actually brought me to tears, and that's a very good thing. I was so invested it the story, I felt as if I were an actual witness to the story rather than just an inactive listener. Thank you so very much for touching my heart in a way I never thought possible.
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- Amazon Customer
- 01-24-24
Unique hero
Very interesting idea on the type of hero. I liked it a lot. I also enjoyed the voice actors. They did a wide range of voices for the women and one of them sounded like a female Doofenshmirtz, which was hilarious. Only complain I would have though is a little more class in the lovemaking scenes. Overall a fun, unique story to listen to.
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- Yale
- 06-11-24
A true ending to an adventure
It was a perfect balance between adventure and spicy. I would not have ended it any other way.
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