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This season, on the most unfiltered reality show in the universe, the one to watch will be human …Succubi treat all other species as livestock. Gene seeds from every corner of the universe are bought and sold for sustenance, for labor … for fun. Yet, for all their advantages over natural breeding programs, gene seeds are not without risk. Occasionally, such seeds retain episodic memory of a past life. These seeds – called ghosts – are routinely destroyed when discovered. Succubi, however, are ruled by their desires. Wherever there’s potential for profit, exceptions get made.
Division Four specializes in generating livestock to serve as competitors in the popular reality game show: Sex, Death, and Money. After a dry spell, desperate to show results, the division director cut corners and red tape to acquire a gene seed from a previously unknown species.
She was promised a specimen of rare ability.
She has no idea …This book is violent and does not fade to black. It features dystopian themes, harem, aliens, and conduct unbecoming a gentleman. You have been warned.
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- A Game-Lit Fantasy (Beyond Sunset Series, Book 1)
- By: Cebelius -
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
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To Viggo, the veil was simply a landmark. Crossing it was considered suicide, and he'd never given much thought to what might lay beyond. Then, his life collapsed around him. Ejected from the military academy that was to have marked the start of his career, disowned by his family, passed over by the gods themselves, Viggo's last chance lay beyond the veil. Yet, from the very beginning, something was deeply troubling about the realm from whence the gods came. Its cities lay in ruins, its lands peopled by lunatics locked into tasks they could not escape.
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Confusing
- By Corey on 10-15-24
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Forsaken
- Mountain King Saga, Book 1
- By: Cebelius
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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When an invitation to try a cutting-edge game promising darkly sensual adventure drops in Abram's lap, it's an offer he can't refuse. After all, as an agoraphobe who never leaves his apartment, his social life is defined by, and limited to, games. Yet an interesting premise quickly shows its dark side as his mind is filled with memories of unspeakable torment, forcing him to rely on his meta-knowledge just to stay sane. The game is like nothing he's ever played: It has no tutorial, no HUD, no levels, no experience system, no respawns, and no mercy.
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Forsaken is fine if a bit clunky.
- By Amazon Customer on 08-29-20
By: Cebelius
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Mask of the Template: A Monster Girl Harem Fantasy
- Celestine Chronicles Series, Book 1
- By: Cebelius
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 12 hrs and 8 mins
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Terrence Mack was born poor, grew up tough, and died hard. Waking up in a sea cave with nothing but the clothes on his back and a new bullet scar was enough to convince him that wherever his death had brought him, it wasn't paradise. His new world quickly proves to be a place of danger, magic, monsters, and - for Terry at least - women. Known on Celestine as a template, Terry's genes are key to the survival of the eldritch races. But the fiercely competitive eldritch don't typically leave their lovers alive long, and aren't accustomed to taking 'no' for an answer.
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Unexpectedly superb
- By thomas on 02-19-19
By: Cebelius
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The First Quest
- Monster Girl Sanctuary
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 16 hrs and 31 mins
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Bucky Drake literally just got his managerial position at McDaniel’s, but he’s already been promoted to "Hero" whether or not he's interested in the job. Dragged against his will through a yawning purple vortex by a mouthy catgirl, he finds himself in another world full of vivid colors—and peerless beauties. Cowgirls, lamias, satyresses, unicorns, and even elves of all colors of the rainbow make his acquaintance early and often...and he handles them pretty darn well for a random fast food worker in over his head.
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Just Awesome
- By M M on 03-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Accidentally Summoned Succubus
- Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural, Book 1
- By: J. Scott Miles
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
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University life can be a real grind, and for twenty-two-year-old Dane Staley that means long hours in the library and not a lot of time for a social life. Not that he’s complaining. As a self-confessed bookworm, the library is a place of comfort for him. That is until he goes in search of research materials in a little used section of the lower level and his life changes forever.
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Great story
- By Gears on 06-13-23
By: J. Scott Miles
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Velise
- Would You Love a Monster Girl?
- By: Cebelius
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins
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Andrew hunts monsters as a member of the Non-Human Investigative Corps, and he's very good at his job. Unfortunately, the skills he honed to keep the peace aren't much use in the cutthroat world of city politics, and a recent civil ruling is forcing the integration of the once exclusively human NHIC!
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6 minutes in.
- By Aaron on 03-18-22
By: Cebelius
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Resurrection
- A Game-Lit Fantasy (Beyond Sunset Series, Book 1)
- By: Cebelius -
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 8 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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To Viggo, the veil was simply a landmark. Crossing it was considered suicide, and he'd never given much thought to what might lay beyond. Then, his life collapsed around him. Ejected from the military academy that was to have marked the start of his career, disowned by his family, passed over by the gods themselves, Viggo's last chance lay beyond the veil. Yet, from the very beginning, something was deeply troubling about the realm from whence the gods came. Its cities lay in ruins, its lands peopled by lunatics locked into tasks they could not escape.
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Confusing
- By Corey on 10-15-24
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Forsaken
- Mountain King Saga, Book 1
- By: Cebelius
- Narrated by: Rebecca Woods, Daniel Wisniewski
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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When an invitation to try a cutting-edge game promising darkly sensual adventure drops in Abram's lap, it's an offer he can't refuse. After all, as an agoraphobe who never leaves his apartment, his social life is defined by, and limited to, games. Yet an interesting premise quickly shows its dark side as his mind is filled with memories of unspeakable torment, forcing him to rely on his meta-knowledge just to stay sane. The game is like nothing he's ever played: It has no tutorial, no HUD, no levels, no experience system, no respawns, and no mercy.
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Forsaken is fine if a bit clunky.
- By Amazon Customer on 08-29-20
By: Cebelius
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Mask of the Template: A Monster Girl Harem Fantasy
- Celestine Chronicles Series, Book 1
- By: Cebelius
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 12 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Terrence Mack was born poor, grew up tough, and died hard. Waking up in a sea cave with nothing but the clothes on his back and a new bullet scar was enough to convince him that wherever his death had brought him, it wasn't paradise. His new world quickly proves to be a place of danger, magic, monsters, and - for Terry at least - women. Known on Celestine as a template, Terry's genes are key to the survival of the eldritch races. But the fiercely competitive eldritch don't typically leave their lovers alive long, and aren't accustomed to taking 'no' for an answer.
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Unexpectedly superb
- By thomas on 02-19-19
By: Cebelius
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The First Quest
- Monster Girl Sanctuary
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 16 hrs and 31 mins
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Bucky Drake literally just got his managerial position at McDaniel’s, but he’s already been promoted to "Hero" whether or not he's interested in the job. Dragged against his will through a yawning purple vortex by a mouthy catgirl, he finds himself in another world full of vivid colors—and peerless beauties. Cowgirls, lamias, satyresses, unicorns, and even elves of all colors of the rainbow make his acquaintance early and often...and he handles them pretty darn well for a random fast food worker in over his head.
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Just Awesome
- By M M on 03-12-24
By: Virgil Knightley
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Accidentally Summoned Succubus
- Spicy Adventures of the Suddenly Supernatural, Book 1
- By: J. Scott Miles
- Narrated by: Erin Bateman
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
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University life can be a real grind, and for twenty-two-year-old Dane Staley that means long hours in the library and not a lot of time for a social life. Not that he’s complaining. As a self-confessed bookworm, the library is a place of comfort for him. That is until he goes in search of research materials in a little used section of the lower level and his life changes forever.
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Great story
- By Gears on 06-13-23
By: J. Scott Miles
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T.A.P.: Origins
- T.A.P., Book 1
- By: Cebelius -
- Narrated by: Daniel Wisniewski, Rebecca Woods
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
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Can't win for losin'...As any gambler will tell you, luck runs hot and cold. For my many sins I've been forced to scrape a life out of poker games and side-jobs on the fringes of civil society. I thought I hit it big when I raked 50-grand off the table at a roadhouse in Texas. It is amazing what a win can cost you. Now, on the run from a drug cartel headed by an unstoppable juggernaut, pursued by a shape-shifting killer, and framed for attempted murder, I have to protect a girl with a bounty on her head.
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Excellent from start to finish!
- By Mr. Lee on 12-24-20
By: Cebelius -
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Mana Knight
- Mana Knight, Book 1
- By: Morgan Ranger
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 10 hrs
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Thrust into a new world, Reed must act fast to survive and secure his place. He helps a few villagers, defeats a feral goblin, and then somehow absorbs mana from a legendary scroll. Reed can now learn magic—blazing fireballs, shield wards, and more. But it comes with a cost—a mission leading him to dangerous dungeons and treacherous mountains, to take the artifact to its tower and defeat a centuries-old demonic threat.
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Fun story with some impressive narration
- By Mr. Lee on 09-20-24
By: Morgan Ranger
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Warlock
- Warlock, Book 1
- By: Daniel Kensington
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 13 hrs and 29 mins
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I expected aging out of the foster care system to be hard. I wasn't expecting it to include finding out I was a Warlock, destined to be hunted by the most powerful Witch Families so they could bind me to a coven of thirteen witches and spend the rest of my life "harvesting mana". Add to that a set of magical resonants that made me an even bigger target to some of those Witch Families, some of which would rather kill me than let a rival get me.
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Incredible first entry
- By reztech0ne on 12-30-24
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Blackwood Milk Farm
- By: Eden Redd
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 7 hrs and 8 mins
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Asher Blackwood always dreamed of being a famous adventurer, but reality has a way of shattering dreams. With dungeons filled with deadly perils, quests that barely pay enough to survive, and a lack of fame and fortune, Asher is ready to give up on his aspirations. However, fate has other plans.
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delicious
- By Irene Trex Queen on 04-30-23
By: Eden Redd
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X-Treme American Dungeon League
- By: Virgil Knightley, Edgar Riggs
- Narrated by: Alyssa Poon, Evan Jordan
- Length: 12 hrs and 40 mins
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Garth had been the favorite for the number-one draft pick in the next season of the USA's top sport. His college career was supposed to end on a high note… but it didn't. Sabotaged in his final game, he found himself shut out of the Dungeon League of America, forced to retire his jersey in shame. With no other options, he leaned on his university degree and became a licensed psychiatrist and therapist. That should have been the end of his dungeon-crawling days. But then, a new dungeon appeared in his city.
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Hot and Hilarious
- By CBD on 11-05-24
By: Virgil Knightley, and others
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AnimeCon
- Harem
- By: FortySixtyFour
- Narrated by: Harriet Sinclair, Jean Paul Garces
- Length: 15 hrs and 40 mins
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Brian attends an anime convention with a mysterious charm.
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Originally Just Smut, Eventually Deep Characters
- By Clovermite on 12-18-24
By: FortySixtyFour
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Castle Town
- By: Anya Merchant
- Narrated by: Giancarlo Herrera, Hannah Schooner
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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The king is dying and Prince Makoa wishes to replace him. The mighty Heralder King of Osteanus is privy to many time-honored traditions including the right to call upon the four underqueens as consorts.
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S-Tier Female Narration
- By Reft on 11-11-22
By: Anya Merchant
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The Crystal Heart
- Enthralled, Book 1
- By: Prax Venter
- Narrated by: Christian Fox
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
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Mark has big plans to further his education but is convinced by his AI assistant to join her for one day in a vividly real, and sexually themed, virtual world. However, not everything is as it seems. After Mark realizes he is reliving the same day over and over, he needs to find a way out or become trapped forever.
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Don't go breaking my heart
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 12-26-18
By: Prax Venter
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Hot Restart
- By: Elliott Kay
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 15 hrs and 16 mins
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Riley Morgan desperately needs a reset on his life. Pit fights with aliens and illegal salvage jobs are barely enough to get by—until a salvage op turns up a beautiful stranger in a stasis pod and a clear case of kidnapping. Helping her means throwing away what’s left of his life. The trouble only gets deeper when the stranger turns out to be a wildly illegal artificial intelligence built for assassination.
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To much to unpack, read my review.
- By Jason Wood on 11-11-24
By: Elliott Kay
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Rise of the Strongest Girl Next Door 1
- LitRPG with a Yandere Twist
- By: Yuki Knightley, Gwen Grayson
- Narrated by: Aurora Bliss, Jonathan Waters
- Length: 10 hrs
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As a C-Tier Lifeblade, Ethan keeps his head down, works hard, and always hits his mark. His skills might not be flashy, but they get the job done—and in SlayerCorp's cutthroat portal acquisitions industry, reliability makes you valuable. He’s built a solid rep as the go-to healer who can hold his own in any situation, with a resume that's earned him the respect and admiration of his peers. But Ethan's biggest challenge isn’t in the dungeons he clears or the creatures he fights. It’s Lily Chen.
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so I was wondering how you pull off a Yandere haram.
- By Anonymous User on 02-02-25
By: Yuki Knightley, and others
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The Last of Her Kind
- Horny Monsters
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne
- Narrated by: Amber Lee Connors, Kieran Flitton
- Length: 8 hrs and 34 mins
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Ever since returning from Vietnam, Darren has been haunted by the ghosts of his past. A chance encounter with a small-town sheriff lands him a handyman job at the local library, as well as hope that his wandering days may be over. Ana is the town librarian. She, too, is running from the past. Content to be left alone, she becomes alarmed when Darren sets off her urge to reproduce, a desire that always comes with fatal consequences.
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Nicely done
- By Dan on 04-25-23
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Master of the Manor Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Patrick Dubois, Melisandre Verte
- Length: 30 hrs and 8 mins
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I thought I'd left my old life behind me. But then I found myself with a job I couldn't refuse—a counselor at Beldame, a mysterious manor with even more mysterious guests. These guests have problems, which they want me to solve. Professionally, I could deal with humans and their issues—my massive student debt was evidence of that. But these guests aren't human. At least not entirely. One thing's for certain—the boundaries are about to blur at Beldame. And I'll be plucking more than a few forbidden fruits from its garden.
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Very nice
- By Thomas H. on 02-18-25
By: Dante King
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- Kindle Customer
- 07-16-24
Another great one
Interesting story and great audio performance. A must read if you are a fan of the author.
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- Dom
- 07-09-24
fucking amazing character and world development!
it should be expected by Cebelius at this point but their ability to make a fascinating world with interesting characters blows my mind. If it was just that I'd call them an amazing author what makes them the best and the reason I have bought every single audible they've put out ( outside of the amazing VAs) is the ability to craft such interesting morally complex characters in a fitting complex dystopian world. Rarely is there a simple unredeemable villain, even if they seem that way often they manage to get you to love them and understand a bit of their thought process. In the case of the truly heinous knes is one Cebelius still manages to give you mixed feeling about them, leaving me curious at the thought process of even even the most heinous looking villains ( enter mountain king here).
about this story without giving too much away. story manages to convey a cold blooded and cold hearted killer of a protagonist an inversion of the start of many of the other protagonists by Cebelius. He is not simply someone who is able to kill but someone seeming to lack empathy, not without emotion mind you but an utter lack of attatchment to life and the world he finds himself in. someone who is only still persisting due to grit and spite. Without cheapening that introduction we are still slowly coaxed into caring more about him and his hellish captors while having them stay true to their characters. there is no sudden talk no jutsu that gives him a sudden change of heart but their is a slow adaptation to the world he finds himself in, learning not only to play the game but also revealing parts of himself that lie beneath the surface.
I often find myself begging for Cebelius to go back to a particular series up until they release a new one and throwing my previous desire out a 6th story window. ( I'd love another T.A.P. or mountain King book, but Would you love a monster girl and this new series is killing it!) please keep up the amazing work Cebelius, I am a big fan.
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- Meh
- 07-27-24
amazing
Yeah dark ,yet sooo good. Amazing content here from Cebelius with great narration. 10/10 must listen.
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- Michael
- 07-22-24
Very good spice and setting
The premise is kinda cliche-ish but also very unique and creative. I don’t actually like the MC all that much, but seeing him grow the little he did gives me hope for future installments! I usually like these kind of books to fill a void of intimacy and companionship; so a plot where sex is transactional would normally be a red flag for me. However the MC seems to dislike that fact too and does everything he can to not cheapen sex and slowly is creating a core “family” to keep by him and resist the tribulations of the premise.
All in all, wished the MC was more relatable, but understand why it fits the plot. Will be looking for the next “season”!
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- Ryan Wayne Jones
- 07-07-24
reality death show, now with more sexiness
I know the old adage of "you got to break a few eggs to make an omlette." in the case of Taz he's not just breaking eggs, but adding a kill count to his justified murder spree. This audiobook is not only thought provoking, but well written with an interesting sci-fi plot. I'm always happy to see an author branch out into new territory. so if you like ninja warrior mixed with an even more unhinged Rambo, then what are you waiting for. give this a listen.
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- Ignatus
- 07-18-24
Outstanding
Cebelius has once again proven to be a master world crafter. I was hooked from chapter one and listened to the whole book on one sitting. I will listen to any book Cebelius gets onto audible.
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- Kindle Customer
- 08-26-24
Good first book
I am a huge fan of this author and his extremely unique MC’s. This guy was mean nasty clueless and had zero redeeming qualities. But in a world where he is livestock , I guess it works. Narration was awesome
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- Joseph
- 07-17-24
loved this story loved the VA as well
this book definitely has me hooked. I can't wait for the next in the series
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- AmalgaMat1on
- 07-06-24
The Title Literally Says It All.
And it's all rapped around a gritty plot, with disturbingly enjoyable (or enjoyably disturbing) characters. The dual-narrators were perfect for this series.
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- patricia forrester
- 10-16-24
Unique MC
Definitely not your typical MC. Guy has a mean streak and has no problem showing it. Very much worth the credit and I'll be watching for the next one.
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