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Please Don't Tell My Parents You Believe Her
- Please Don't Tell My Parents Series, Book 5
- Narrated by: Emily Woo Zeller
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
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Middle school supervillain Penny Akk has defeated every challenge thrown against her. She has bested heroes, villains, weirdos who can't make up their minds, robots, aliens, friends, rivals, enemies, natural disasters, secret admirers, and her own shyness.
Now she has only one opponent left.
Her own super power... and the other Penny who stole it.
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Tess McBray was dying. The solstice syndrome had no cure, and she resigned herself to an early grave. But just when she gave up on survival, all her symptoms mysteriously disappeared. All but one symptom, anyway. Something is wrong with Tess’ hands. They absorb any material they touch, and her skin turns to wood, steel, or concrete. It doesn’t take this comic book obsessed 21-year-old long to figure out what’s going on: somehow, she’s developed super powers. And she’s not the only one; across the country, people are coming forward and sharing their gifts with the world.
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"Origin" story with great characters and narration
- By Kara on 08-17-19
By: Caryn Larrinaga
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Outling
- By: Marty Mayberry
- Narrated by: Nicole Parnell
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Magic doesn't exist in the human world. As far as I know. But when I fling a fireball at a bully, my horrified mom dumps me at Crystal Wing Academy, a place straight out of my favorite fantasy books. They tell me I'm an Outling, a wizard born from non-magical parents. Mom's human. Dad? I don't exactly know who he is....
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UNEXPECTED TREAT Kent Junge
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-20
By: Marty Mayberry
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The Imaginary Corpse
- By: Tyler Hayes
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 11 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Tippy the triceratops was once a little girl's imaginary friend, a dinosaur detective who could help her make sense of the world. But when her father died, Tippy fell into the Stillreal, the underbelly of the Imagination, where discarded ideas go when they're too real to disappear. Now, he passes time doing detective work for other unwanted ideas - until Tippy runs into The Man in the Coat, a nightmare monster who can do the impossible: kill an idea permanently. Now Tippy must overcome his own trauma and solve the case, before there's nothing left but imaginary corpses.
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One of my favorite books of 2024!
- By Nicole S. on 10-19-24
By: Tyler Hayes
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Run, Hide, Fight Back
- By: April Henry
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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When a deadly shooting breaks out in a Portland shopping mall, a diverse group of teens ends up trapped behind a store's security shutter. To her own surprise, 17-year-old Miranda finds the others looking to her as their leader. But she's hiding a big secret - and she's not the only one. The group has only three choices: Run, hide, or fight back. The wrong decision will have fatal consequences.
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Wow!!
- By Devine Maiden Reads on 10-11-19
By: April Henry
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The Uncommon Rider
- By: Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 13 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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The first dragonrider in over a hundred years has been born...and it’s a girl. Never before has a female been chosen to ride a dragon. The Elite, a guild comprised exclusively of dragonriders, is dead according to most. No one has seen a rider in decades. The problems they used to fight overwhelm the world. Dragons are thought to be near extinction. However, the Elite aren’t dead...It’s just that a bunch of crusty old men who do nothing that benefits the world at large are easy to mistake as useless corpses. Sophia Beaufont is about to change all of that.
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Not Much of a Story
- By Small Mountain on 10-01-20
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
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The Archangel: An Azrael Story
- The Soul Summoner Companion Stories, Book 3
- By: Elicia Hyder
- Narrated by: Joel Richards
- Length: 2 hrs and 49 mins
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The Archangel of Death is the master of taking human life. But keeping mortals alive? Not exactly Azrael's forte. For thousands of years, Azrael’s greatest enemy has been silent. Leaving him in relative peace for the first time since the great angel war. Now that silence has been broken, and the Morning Star has returned with a dangerous ultimatum: Azrael can join, or watch everything he loves be destroyed. Two lives hang in the balance - Azrael’s beloved human wife, Nadine, and their unborn, part-angel son...Warren.
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Phenomenal!
- By Sam on 04-02-20
By: Elicia Hyder
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The Demon's Apprentice
- The Demon's Apprentice Series, Book 1
- By: Ben Reeder
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 10 hrs and 39 mins
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At 15, Chance Fortunato has seen more evil than most people ever will. Indentured by his father to the demon count Dulka, he's been taught dark magic and forced to do his infernal master's dirty work for eight years. But now Chance has figured out a way to defeat his master and free himself. His new life with his mother and sister is far from easy, and freedom has its own perils. Normal life is hard enough, but even in a mundane-looking high school, there are paranormal threats from both sides of the mystical fence.
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Great plot; Senseless sexual assult/rape scenes
- By Luke on 09-02-18
By: Ben Reeder
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Big Trouble
- Small Medium, Book 1
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Chase Berrymore dreams of adventure, excitement, and getting the heck out of her pastoral halven village. But when adventure finds her, she'll be scrambling to save her family and friends from a necromancer's wrath. Outmatched in almost every way, she'll have to use her wits, charisma, and a bit of divine favor to figure out the path to victory. Even worse, she'll have to figure out ways to deal with the weird and nigh-immortal beings that call themselves "playas"...and she'll have to do it with the most powerful weapon she has available: words.
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Great continuation of threadbear-verse
- By Randall on 08-17-19
By: Andrew Seiple
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Unstoppable Liv Beaufont Bundle
- By: Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
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Included in this collection, totaling almost 35 hours of audio, are the following audiobooks: Book One, The Rebellious Sister; Book Two, The Uncooperative Warrior; Book Three, The Defiant Magician; Book Four, The Triumphant Daughter; and Book Five, The Loyal Friend.
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So when is the next set in the series coming out?
- By Nita King on 06-19-23
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
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Will Wilder: The Relic of Perilous Falls
- By: Raymond Arroyo
- Narrated by: Raymond Arroyo
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
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Will Wilder is a mischievous, headstrong 12-year-old with an otherworldly gift - he alone can see the nefarious creatures encroaching on Perilous Falls. For nearly a century, a sacred relic has protected his hometown from the raging waters surrounding it. But when Will "borrows" the relic for his own purposes, he accidentally unleashes an ancient evil. As boats sink and hideous creatures crawl from the rising waters, Will must set things right before it is too late.
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Jude loves this book.
- By Deano Smalley on 09-11-17
By: Raymond Arroyo
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- Isia
- 10-06-20
My son loves this series
My son (15) made me get the entire series. He just discovered that this, the 5th installment came out. He made me get it and listened again to the whole series from the beginning.
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- Blake
- 10-04-18
A glorious end to a glorious series!
I did not know how he could pull off a satisfying conclusion to this series but he managed to do so. Maybe we will get another one one day. I really want to know what happened in the battle with the Horseman.
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- seith
- 10-25-18
I will miss this series, I hope for more one day
while the chances that we ever see more of this series, what with the author and publisher issues. I will truly miss this story. it is a fitting end and I have loved every moment of all 6 books. cheers Richard Roberts. you have truly made me enjoy this book. thank you for your hard work.
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- Ashton
- 12-06-18
Loved this series!
Emily Woo Seller makes the perfect narrator for this thrilling, heart-wrenching, hysterical, and thoroughly satisfying conclusion to the 'Don't Tell My Parents' series.
We laughed and cried right along with our heroine, Penny, and spent hours upon hours theorizing and speculating.
If you want a book series to completely consume your life in the best way, this is the one to read.
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- Andrew Rosenthal
- 10-13-18
Loved Loved Loved
I loved this book and this entire series (aside from the spider prequel). If this is the last one, and it seems like it might be it makes me very sad. I can’t recommend these books enough.
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- Book Lover
- 06-07-20
it's a great story
we totally enjoyed this serie
this one was a bit more tragic but so engaging
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- Rachel Rosner
- 06-22-20
Best Series ever 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Best Series ever 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I love the book but it was a bit sad 😢😢😢
Overall worth 1000$
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- Kerney
- 06-29-21
required heading!
Emily Woo Zeller had lots of fun reading this and it shows, kinda like Gerdie Goat.
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- Richard
- 10-12-18
so good!!!
Richard Roberts is fantastically clever. I could not stop listening until it was over. All I can say is this series is amazing and I never want it to end.
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- LOKI
- 09-25-18
One of the worst ends ever
As much as I like this series this book did not warp it all up like the last book should. it open up more even more questions then it answered.
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