-
Please Don’t Tell My Parents I’m a Giant Monster
- Please Don’t Tell My Parents, Book 8
- Narrated by: Jess Bohm
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $19.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Publisher's summary
When an evil artifact offers you the power to turn into a monster, agreeing would be stupid. Mirabelle isn't stupid. She also doesn't have much choice. Her friends all have superpowers that let them go on exciting adventures. Mirabelle's superpower is to be made of glass, and walking across a room is dangerous enough.
But the shiny rock won't shut up, and to get rid of it, she has to use the powers against it. She does that carefully, because Mirabelle isn't stupid.
Until Mirabelle falls in love, and love makes everyone stupid.
Now, supervillains and superheroes are fighting over four pieces of the Heart of Vermiel, and a girl who breaks if she runs has to collect them all. She has to turn into a monster on the outside without turning into a monster on the inside. Somewhere in this mess there has to be an ending that lets her stay alive, stay a good person, and maybe get a chance to run, be angry, and break things just once.
Besides, how many girls can say their boyfriend is a dragon?
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
-
-
A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
-
Forging Hephaestus
- Villains' Code Series, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 26 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gifted with meta-human powers, Tori Rivas kept away from the limelight, preferring to work as a thief in the shadows. But when she's captured trying to rob a vault that belongs to a secret guild of villains, she's offered a hard choice: prove she has what it takes to join them or be eliminated. Apprenticed to one of the world's most powerful (and supposedly dead) villains, she is thrust into a strange world where the lines that divide superheroes and criminals are more complex than they seem.
-
-
A Nice Surprise with some Really Fun Characters
- By Small Mountain on 09-29-17
By: Drew Hayes
-
The Rules of Supervillainy
- The Supervillainy Saga Volume 1
- By: C. T. Phipps
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gary Karkofsky is an ordinary guy with an ordinary life living in an extraordinary world. Supervillains, heroes, and monsters are a common part of the world he inhabits. Yet, after the death of his hometown's resident superhero, he gains the amazing gift of the late champion's magical cloak. Deciding he prefers to be rich rather than good, Gary embarks on a career as Merciless: The Supervillain Without Mercy. But is he evil enough to be a villain in America's most crime-ridden city?
-
-
Use My Powers for Wha???
- By Jenbugg on 11-07-15
By: C. T. Phipps
-
Super Sales on Super Heroes
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In a world full of super powers, Felix has a pretty crappy one. He has the ability to modify any item he owns. To upgrade anything. Sounds great on paper. Almost like a video game. Except that the amount of power it takes to actually change, modify, or upgrade anything worthwhile is beyond his abilities. With that in mind, Felix settled into a normal life. A normal job. His entire world changes when the city he lives in is taken over by a super villain. Becoming a country of one city. A city state.
-
-
Lot better than I thought it would be
- By Phillip hinch on 07-08-17
By: William D. Arand
-
Ritualist
- Completionist Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The decision to start a new life is never an easy one, but for Joe the transition was far from figurative. Becoming a permanent addition to a game world, it doesn't take long to learn that people with his abilities are actively hunted. In fact, if the wrong people gained knowledge of what he was capable of, assassins would appear in droves.
-
-
Ritual is necessary for us to know anything
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 05-18-18
By: Dakota Krout
-
Artorian's Archives Omnibus: Books 1-3 in a Divine Dungeon Series
- Artorian's Archives Boxset, Book 1
- By: Dennis Vanderkerken, Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 36 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After his town is put to the sword and the children are taken to replace the fallen, an old man is out for revenge. He’s ready to fail at the most difficult challenge in the world: cultivation. Too corrupted to even take the first steps, the sly old elder simply agreed with those who told him that it was impossible. Then he quietly ignored them, rubbed his hands together, and started anyway.
-
-
The Problem with Artorian Stories
- By Arthur Bradley on 12-15-21
By: Dennis Vanderkerken, and others
-
Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
-
-
A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
-
Forging Hephaestus
- Villains' Code Series, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 26 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gifted with meta-human powers, Tori Rivas kept away from the limelight, preferring to work as a thief in the shadows. But when she's captured trying to rob a vault that belongs to a secret guild of villains, she's offered a hard choice: prove she has what it takes to join them or be eliminated. Apprenticed to one of the world's most powerful (and supposedly dead) villains, she is thrust into a strange world where the lines that divide superheroes and criminals are more complex than they seem.
-
-
A Nice Surprise with some Really Fun Characters
- By Small Mountain on 09-29-17
By: Drew Hayes
-
The Rules of Supervillainy
- The Supervillainy Saga Volume 1
- By: C. T. Phipps
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 6 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Gary Karkofsky is an ordinary guy with an ordinary life living in an extraordinary world. Supervillains, heroes, and monsters are a common part of the world he inhabits. Yet, after the death of his hometown's resident superhero, he gains the amazing gift of the late champion's magical cloak. Deciding he prefers to be rich rather than good, Gary embarks on a career as Merciless: The Supervillain Without Mercy. But is he evil enough to be a villain in America's most crime-ridden city?
-
-
Use My Powers for Wha???
- By Jenbugg on 11-07-15
By: C. T. Phipps
-
Super Sales on Super Heroes
- By: William D. Arand
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In a world full of super powers, Felix has a pretty crappy one. He has the ability to modify any item he owns. To upgrade anything. Sounds great on paper. Almost like a video game. Except that the amount of power it takes to actually change, modify, or upgrade anything worthwhile is beyond his abilities. With that in mind, Felix settled into a normal life. A normal job. His entire world changes when the city he lives in is taken over by a super villain. Becoming a country of one city. A city state.
-
-
Lot better than I thought it would be
- By Phillip hinch on 07-08-17
By: William D. Arand
-
Ritualist
- Completionist Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The decision to start a new life is never an easy one, but for Joe the transition was far from figurative. Becoming a permanent addition to a game world, it doesn't take long to learn that people with his abilities are actively hunted. In fact, if the wrong people gained knowledge of what he was capable of, assassins would appear in droves.
-
-
Ritual is necessary for us to know anything
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 05-18-18
By: Dakota Krout
-
Artorian's Archives Omnibus: Books 1-3 in a Divine Dungeon Series
- Artorian's Archives Boxset, Book 1
- By: Dennis Vanderkerken, Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 36 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
After his town is put to the sword and the children are taken to replace the fallen, an old man is out for revenge. He’s ready to fail at the most difficult challenge in the world: cultivation. Too corrupted to even take the first steps, the sly old elder simply agreed with those who told him that it was impossible. Then he quietly ignored them, rubbed his hands together, and started anyway.
-
-
The Problem with Artorian Stories
- By Arthur Bradley on 12-15-21
By: Dennis Vanderkerken, and others
-
The Wandering Inn
- The Wandering Inn, Book 1
- By: pirateaba
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 43 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
An inn is a place to rest, a place to talk and share stories, a place to find adventure, or a starting ground for quests and legends. It is in this world, at least. To Erin Solstice, an inn seems like a medieval relic from the past. But here she is, running from Goblins and trying to survive in a world full of monsters and magic. She’d be more excited about all of this if everything wasn’t trying to kill her. But an inn is what she’s found, and so that’s what she becomes; an innkeeper, who serves drinks to heroes and monsters. Mostly monsters. But it’s a living, right?
-
-
Endless whining and painfully slow
- By Kindle Customer on 01-04-20
By: pirateaba
-
Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones. The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime!
-
-
Really Entertaining
- By HeatherY on 11-23-17
By: Neven Iliev
-
Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
- Book 1
- By: Casualfarmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body. Arrogant Masters? Heavenly Tribulations? All that violence and bloodshed? Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here. Farm life sounds pretty great. Tilling a field by hand is fun when you’ve got the strength of ten men—though maybe I shouldn’t have fed those Spirit Herbs to my pet rooster.
-
-
Fun
- By Julie on 05-26-22
By: Casualfarmer
-
Monster Hunter International
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 24 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Five days after Owen Zastava Pitt pushed his insufferable boss out of a 14th story window, he woke up in the hospital with a scarred face, an unbelievable memory, and a job offer. It turns out that monsters are real. All the things from myth, legend, and B-movies are out there, waiting in the shadows. Some of them are evil, and some are just hungry. Monster Hunter International is the premier eradication company in the business. And now Owen is their newest recruit.
-
-
Suprizingly entertaining
- By Konstantin on 02-17-12
By: Larry Correia
-
The Shadow Master Series: Books 1-3
- By: M. K. Gibson
- Narrated by: Jeffrey Kafer
- Length: 26 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This fourth wall-breaking, three-book collection showcases Jackson's adventures through fantasy realms, comic book universes, and classic space opera settings. Each fast-paced novel allows Jackson to flex his powers, skills, and wits as he exploits the rules, points out the respective genre's flaws, and undermines godly authority to win the day. All the while laughing at the expense of our beloved tropes. Because that is what villains should do, shouldn’t they?
-
-
Review this? it didn't deserve my time...
- By slick on 08-01-23
By: M. K. Gibson
-
Awaken Online: Catharsis
- By: Travis Bagwell
- Narrated by: David Stifel
- Length: 16 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Jason logs into Awaken Online fed-up with reality. He's in desperate need of an escape, and this game is his ticket to finally feeling the type of power and freedom that are so sorely lacking in his real life. Awaken Online is a brand new virtual reality game that just hit the market, promising an unprecedented level of immersion. Yet Jason quickly finds himself pushed down a path he didn't expect. In this game, he isn't the hero. There are no damsels to save. There are no bad guys to vanquish.
-
-
WELFARE
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 04-07-17
By: Travis Bagwell
-
By a Silver Thread
- DFZ Changeling, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron
- Narrated by: Naomi Rose-Mock
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In the world’s most magical metropolis where spirits run noodle shops and cash-strapped dragons stage photo-ops for tourists, people still think fairies are nothing but stories, and that’s exactly how the fairies like it. It’s a lot easier to feast on humanity’s dreams when no one believes you exist. But while this arrangement works splendidly for most fair folk, Lola isn’t one of the lucky ones.
-
-
Good, not great
- By Tango on 05-05-23
By: Rachel Aaron
-
Chosen of Chaos
- Eve of Destruction, Book 1
- By: Benjamin Medrano
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Evelyn enjoyed living a nice quiet life in an anarchic pirate port, far from the world she’d once conquered. Then came an attack by mercenaries that made her angry. By the time the dust settled, she had a group of former slaves which she’d freed, her djinn assistant had convinced several of the women that they should join Evelyn’s brand-new harem, and she was looking for a new home, likely aboard a ship.
-
-
Sci-Fi Fantasy At Its Best
- By Chris on 08-26-21
By: Benjamin Medrano
-
Fleabag: A Monster Evolution LitRPG
- Fleabag, Book 1
- By: SomeoneToForget
- Narrated by: Armen Taylor
- Length: 16 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Somewhere in the toxic Bone Pits, where mechanical nightmares roam, an emaciated and wounded young wolf clings to life. Wracked with pain, driven by instinct, it crawls across the subterranean landscape, avoiding the unnatural horrors that dwell there and seeking sustenance while fending off rats, insects, and other vermin stalking it as prey.
-
-
Great
- By Ultra Hiking Marine on 12-01-23
By: SomeoneToForget
-
Something
- Full Murderhobo, Book 1
- By: Dakota Krout
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Luke is an apprentice leather worker, training with his family to one day take over the business. He and his friends Andre, Taylor, and Zed have known each other forever, and swear that nothing will ever tear apart their friendship. Then the Royal Decree comes. With the Dynasty of Dogs invading, and strange monsters appearing in the Hollow Kingdom, a draft has been implemented. Everyone 17 or older is required to be tested for "Potential". If they have it, they will join the mysterious and renowned Ascender Corps. If not, they will be drafted into the Legion as a forced recruit.
-
-
Ridiculous
- By John on 11-04-20
By: Dakota Krout
-
Bioshifter: Volume 1
- Bioshifter, Book 1
- By: Thundamoo, Natalie Maher
- Narrated by: Sarah Beth Pfeifer
- Length: 23 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Hannah has a routine. Wake up, take a shower, go to school, go to work, come home, and pass out. It's a perfectly normal routine for a perfectly normal girl who does not have to remember how her limbs work every morning because of haunting nightmares of being a very different creature in a very different world. That's all she thinks they are—nightmares—until one night, they're all too lucid, and her body on Earth starts to change. Slowly, Hannah's humanity starts to slip away... but surely she can continue just sticking to the routine, right? It'll be fine. It has to be.
-
-
Just not my cup of tea.
- By Occasionallyclassy on 09-08-23
By: Thundamoo, and others
-
Rosemary and Rue
- An October Daye Novel, Book 1
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Mary Robinette Kowal
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The world of Faerie never disappeared: it merely went into hiding, continuing to exist parallel to our own. Secrecy is the key to Faerie’s survival—but no secret can be kept forever, and when the fae and mortal worlds collide, changelings are born. Half-human, half-fae, outsiders from birth, these second-class children of Faerie spend their lives fighting for the respect of their immortal relations.
-
-
Missed Matched Pair
- By G Reinhardt on 11-26-11
By: Seanan McGuire
Related to this topic
-
The Magician's Brother
- The Magician's Brother, Book 1
- By: HDA Roberts
- Narrated by: Kevin Kemp
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My twin brother is a Wizard and thinks he's the only magician in the family. It's actually a little funny that he hasn't suspected anything different over the last 17 years - with my constantly need to keep his idiot face out of danger and stupidity - but that's not today's problem. You see, someone's trying to kill him.
-
-
I don't understand the positive reviews
- By Christopher on 06-24-22
By: HDA Roberts
-
Outling
- By: Marty Mayberry
- Narrated by: Nicole Parnell
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Magic doesn't exist in the human world. As far as I know. But when I fling a fireball at a bully, my horrified mom dumps me at Crystal Wing Academy, a place straight out of my favorite fantasy books. They tell me I'm an Outling, a wizard born from non-magical parents. Mom's human. Dad? I don't exactly know who he is....
-
-
UNEXPECTED TREAT Kent Junge
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-20
By: Marty Mayberry
-
Storm Front
- The Dresden Files, Book 1
- By: Jim Butcher
- Narrated by: James Marsters
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A call from a distraught wife, and another from Lt. Murphy of the Chicago PD Special Investigation Unit makes Harry believe things are looking up, but they are about to get worse, much worse. Someone is harnessing immense supernatural forces to commit a series of grisly murders. Someone has violated the first law of magic: Thou Shalt Not Kill. Tracking that someone takes Harry into the dangerous underbelly of Chicago, from mobsters to vampires....
-
-
Excellent Story, Distracting Sound Engineering
- By Tom on 05-20-10
By: Jim Butcher
-
Unstoppable Liv Beaufont Bundle
- By: Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Included in this collection, totaling almost 35 hours of audio, are the following audiobooks: Book One, The Rebellious Sister; Book Two, The Uncooperative Warrior; Book Three, The Defiant Magician; Book Four, The Triumphant Daughter; and Book Five, The Loyal Friend.
-
-
So when is the next set in the series coming out?
- By Nita King on 06-19-23
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
-
Scales
- By: Nicole Conway
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Koji Owens is the new kid...again. As the only son of an Air Force F-16 pilot, he's learned to adapt and survive every time they move. It's not easy starting over with new friends and schools every two years, but when the Owens family makes their final move to New York, Koji finally has hope for a normal high school life - that is, until he finds a strange bracelet in his locker.
-
-
Where can I get more of that
- By Anonymous User on 05-20-19
By: Nicole Conway
-
Quite Contrary
- By: Richard Roberts
- Narrated by: Amy Rubinate
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The secret of having an adventure is getting lost. Who ever visited an enchanted kingdom or fell into a fairy tale without wandering into the woods first? Well, Mary is lost. Mary is lost in the story of Little Red Riding Hood, and that is a cruel and murderous story. She's put on the red hood and met the wolf. When she gives in to her wolf's temptations, she will die.
-
-
Weird and disturbing book that I cannot unread
- By MommaOfTwoBusyBoys on 06-06-18
By: Richard Roberts
-
The Magician's Brother
- The Magician's Brother, Book 1
- By: HDA Roberts
- Narrated by: Kevin Kemp
- Length: 12 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My twin brother is a Wizard and thinks he's the only magician in the family. It's actually a little funny that he hasn't suspected anything different over the last 17 years - with my constantly need to keep his idiot face out of danger and stupidity - but that's not today's problem. You see, someone's trying to kill him.
-
-
I don't understand the positive reviews
- By Christopher on 06-24-22
By: HDA Roberts
-
Outling
- By: Marty Mayberry
- Narrated by: Nicole Parnell
- Length: 7 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Magic doesn't exist in the human world. As far as I know. But when I fling a fireball at a bully, my horrified mom dumps me at Crystal Wing Academy, a place straight out of my favorite fantasy books. They tell me I'm an Outling, a wizard born from non-magical parents. Mom's human. Dad? I don't exactly know who he is....
-
-
UNEXPECTED TREAT Kent Junge
- By Anonymous User on 04-02-20
By: Marty Mayberry
-
Storm Front
- The Dresden Files, Book 1
- By: Jim Butcher
- Narrated by: James Marsters
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A call from a distraught wife, and another from Lt. Murphy of the Chicago PD Special Investigation Unit makes Harry believe things are looking up, but they are about to get worse, much worse. Someone is harnessing immense supernatural forces to commit a series of grisly murders. Someone has violated the first law of magic: Thou Shalt Not Kill. Tracking that someone takes Harry into the dangerous underbelly of Chicago, from mobsters to vampires....
-
-
Excellent Story, Distracting Sound Engineering
- By Tom on 05-20-10
By: Jim Butcher
-
Unstoppable Liv Beaufont Bundle
- By: Sarah Noffke, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg
- Length: 34 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Included in this collection, totaling almost 35 hours of audio, are the following audiobooks: Book One, The Rebellious Sister; Book Two, The Uncooperative Warrior; Book Three, The Defiant Magician; Book Four, The Triumphant Daughter; and Book Five, The Loyal Friend.
-
-
So when is the next set in the series coming out?
- By Nita King on 06-19-23
By: Sarah Noffke, and others
-
Scales
- By: Nicole Conway
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Koji Owens is the new kid...again. As the only son of an Air Force F-16 pilot, he's learned to adapt and survive every time they move. It's not easy starting over with new friends and schools every two years, but when the Owens family makes their final move to New York, Koji finally has hope for a normal high school life - that is, until he finds a strange bracelet in his locker.
-
-
Where can I get more of that
- By Anonymous User on 05-20-19
By: Nicole Conway
-
Quite Contrary
- By: Richard Roberts
- Narrated by: Amy Rubinate
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The secret of having an adventure is getting lost. Who ever visited an enchanted kingdom or fell into a fairy tale without wandering into the woods first? Well, Mary is lost. Mary is lost in the story of Little Red Riding Hood, and that is a cruel and murderous story. She's put on the red hood and met the wolf. When she gives in to her wolf's temptations, she will die.
-
-
Weird and disturbing book that I cannot unread
- By MommaOfTwoBusyBoys on 06-06-18
By: Richard Roberts
-
The Baine Chronicles Series, Books 1-3
- Burned by Magic, Bound by Magic, Hunted by Magic
- By: Jasmine Walt
- Narrated by: Laurel Schroeder
- Length: 20 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The first three books in this action-packed, wildly original fantasy series by New York Times bestselling author Jasmine Walt. This kick-ass urban fantasy series has been compared to books by Ilona Andrews, Patricia Briggs, Karen Marie Moning, and more. You're sure to enjoy it if you like spunky heroines, kick-ass fight scenes, wild new worlds, and sizzling, slow-building romance.
-
-
Decent YA light read, but no Patricia Briggs
- By Life's A Beach on 12-25-16
By: Jasmine Walt
-
Dragon Oracle Omnibus
- Dragon Oracle, Book 1-3
- By: Jada Fisher
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Davie is a normal girl trying to live a normal life. Except that she can see the future and has visions that make her seem crazy. When she meets a man who immediately seems too perfect to be real, her quest for a normal life quickly ends. She soon learns the world is full of mythical creatures including shape-shifting dragons, dwarves, and mystical oracles. Can Davie adapt to the new world that has dropped her into the middle of a mythical war that could tear the world apart?
-
-
Not a reverse harem!
- By BrandyDalton on 11-23-20
By: Jada Fisher
-
Off to Be the Wizard
- Magic 2.0, Book 1
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
-
-
Hang in there
- By Kelly on 03-04-17
By: Scott Meyer
-
Will Wilder: The Relic of Perilous Falls
- By: Raymond Arroyo
- Narrated by: Raymond Arroyo
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Will Wilder is a mischievous, headstrong 12-year-old with an otherworldly gift - he alone can see the nefarious creatures encroaching on Perilous Falls. For nearly a century, a sacred relic has protected his hometown from the raging waters surrounding it. But when Will "borrows" the relic for his own purposes, he accidentally unleashes an ancient evil. As boats sink and hideous creatures crawl from the rising waters, Will must set things right before it is too late.
-
-
Jude loves this book.
- By Deano Smalley on 09-11-17
By: Raymond Arroyo
-
Keeper
- By: Kim Chance
- Narrated by: Katie Schorr
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When a 200-year-old witch attacks her, 16-year-old bookworm Lainey Styles is determined to find a logical explanation. Even with the impossible staring her in the face, Lainey refuses to believe it - until she finds a photograph linking the witch to her dead mother. After consulting a psychic, Lainey discovers that she, like her mother, is a Keeper: a witch with the exclusive ability to unlock and wield the Grimoire, a dangerous but powerful spell book. But there’s a problem.
-
-
Bland
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 05-25-23
By: Kim Chance
-
The Lost Elemental
- Royals of Kingwood Academy, Book 1
- By: Tessa Hale
- Narrated by: Aletha George
- Length: 7 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It was supposed to be simple. All of that changed in a single breath. Because it turns out I'm not human. And I just knocked out the power on an entire city block. In a split second, all of my carefully-laid plans go up in smoke. There's no chance for college because I'm being hauled off to Kingwood Academy. They say it's for my own protection and those around me. But I know one thing for sure . . . I'm not welcome here.
-
-
One of the cutest heartfelt paranormal romance books I've heard all year
- By Anonymous User on 07-07-24
By: Tessa Hale
What listeners say about Please Don’t Tell My Parents I’m a Giant Monster
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Richard
- 07-30-23
A great addition to the series
How much different way of looking at a heroes world. From the distinct point of view of someone who has to watch out for every small bump and injury. Her tilt on this world is fascinating just as some of the older characters from the Siri showing back up for a bit parts, even if you’d like to see more of them.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Zachary
- 10-12-23
Slow start, strong finish
This one didn't go where I expected, and that was fun. It had less world building than previous books in the series, but I suppose the Please Don't Tell universe is pretty well built by now. It took a while to get going, but it never felt like a chore to read, and the characters were fun to follow, especially Mirabel. It's also fun catching glimpses of Starshine in the years after her time in the prequel book about Spider and Goodnight.
The narrator was mostly pretty good, though she occasionally mispronounced words, which always gets up my nose. My only complaint is no Lucy Far. If you're reading this, Mr Roberts, plz write her into more of your work 🥺
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!