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Did you know that most of our dinosaur fossils were discovered because two grown men absolutely hated each other? It’s true! Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World is a riotous audio exclusive, like if Monty Python taught your history class. Each volume of four 30-minute histories will dig into the petty name-calling and grumbling grudges that led to many of the world’s greatest advancements, all delivered with a cheeky sense of humor. Choose sides: Cope or Marsh, the jerks who discovered so many dinosaurs; Hamilton or Burr, whose rivalry fueled American politics; and many more....
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- By Jetjaguar15 on 07-08-19
By: Scott McCormick
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The Weirdies
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
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If you’re a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, Edward Scissorhands, or the darkest bits of Roald Dahl, the Weirdie triplets - Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy - will feel like old friends. After being left behind when the entire estate of Deadeye Manor is packed up for a doomed vacation cruise, the triplets have to learn how to fend for themselves.
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Hysterical and dark!!!
- By Bookchick on 11-19-20
By: Michael Buckley
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Beezer
- Beezer, Book 1
- By: Brandon T. Snider
- Narrated by: Fred Berman, Eric Yves Garcia, Joniece Abbott-Pratt, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
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Beelzebub, the prince of demons, is bored. It's his destiny to one day rule the dark underworld known as the Red Realm, but it's sooo boring down there. All he wants to do is lay around all day in the lava pits (ahhh), boss everyone around (rude!), and maybe play a cruel prank (or two). But Beelzebub's father has had it with his son's nasty attitude. No one backtalks the Red King. NO ONE. A disgraced Beelzebub is banished by his father and cursed to spend his days in the worst place either of them can imagine. EARTH.
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What do I know?
- By R. MCRACKAN on 02-02-20
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Interview with the Robot
- By: Lee Bacon
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Ellen Archer, Josh Hurley, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
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Eve looks like an ordinary 12-year-old girl, but there’s nothing ordinary about her. She has no last name. No parents or guardian. She’s on the run from a dangerous and secretive organization that will stop at nothing to track her down. And most astonishing of all: she’s a robot, a product of Eden Laboratories. When Eve discovers the truth, she realizes everything she thought she knew about herself is a lie. Eve manages to escape, fleeing the lab, the only home she’s ever known.
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Good Short Listen
- By Ronnie on 01-07-20
By: Lee Bacon
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The Double Drastic Time Capsule Caper
- By: Van Temple
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris, Maxwell Glick, Margaret Ying Drake, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
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The town of Franklin Falls is having its 100th birthday. And that means the town’s historic time capsule is about to be dug up and put on display by the proud citizens. Yeah, well, not if the crooked mayor has his way. Good thing all-around smart kid Leon Karakostas is one step ahead of him. Leon and his twin sister, Noel, and his crew - Pixie, Microscope, and Aardvark - find themselves in a mad dash to the dump, on a rooftop chase, and caught up in a showdown with a mysterious grandma.
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- By Alina on 12-31-20
By: Van Temple
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The Dragon Squisher
- By: Scott McCormick
- Narrated by: Adam Fuller
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.” So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria. Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.
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Hilarious!
- By Angela on 08-31-20
By: Scott McCormick
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Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World
- By: Scott McCormick
- Narrated by: Prentice Onayemi, Samantha Turret, Khristine Hvam, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Did you know that most of our dinosaur fossils were discovered because two grown men absolutely hated each other? It’s true! Rivals! Frenemies Who Changed the World is a riotous audio exclusive, like if Monty Python taught your history class. Each volume of four 30-minute histories will dig into the petty name-calling and grumbling grudges that led to many of the world’s greatest advancements, all delivered with a cheeky sense of humor. Choose sides: Cope or Marsh, the jerks who discovered so many dinosaurs; Hamilton or Burr, whose rivalry fueled American politics; and many more....
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Warning for parents...
- By Jetjaguar15 on 07-08-19
By: Scott McCormick
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The Weirdies
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Length: 1 hr and 43 mins
- Original Recording
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If you’re a fan of A Series of Unfortunate Events, Edward Scissorhands, or the darkest bits of Roald Dahl, the Weirdie triplets - Barnacle, Garlic, and Melancholy - will feel like old friends. After being left behind when the entire estate of Deadeye Manor is packed up for a doomed vacation cruise, the triplets have to learn how to fend for themselves.
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Hysterical and dark!!!
- By Bookchick on 11-19-20
By: Michael Buckley
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Beezer
- Beezer, Book 1
- By: Brandon T. Snider
- Narrated by: Fred Berman, Eric Yves Garcia, Joniece Abbott-Pratt, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
- Original Recording
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Beelzebub, the prince of demons, is bored. It's his destiny to one day rule the dark underworld known as the Red Realm, but it's sooo boring down there. All he wants to do is lay around all day in the lava pits (ahhh), boss everyone around (rude!), and maybe play a cruel prank (or two). But Beelzebub's father has had it with his son's nasty attitude. No one backtalks the Red King. NO ONE. A disgraced Beelzebub is banished by his father and cursed to spend his days in the worst place either of them can imagine. EARTH.
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What do I know?
- By R. MCRACKAN on 02-02-20
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Interview with the Robot
- By: Lee Bacon
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Ellen Archer, Josh Hurley, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
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Eve looks like an ordinary 12-year-old girl, but there’s nothing ordinary about her. She has no last name. No parents or guardian. She’s on the run from a dangerous and secretive organization that will stop at nothing to track her down. And most astonishing of all: she’s a robot, a product of Eden Laboratories. When Eve discovers the truth, she realizes everything she thought she knew about herself is a lie. Eve manages to escape, fleeing the lab, the only home she’s ever known.
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Good Short Listen
- By Ronnie on 01-07-20
By: Lee Bacon
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The Double Drastic Time Capsule Caper
- By: Van Temple
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris, Maxwell Glick, Margaret Ying Drake, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
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The town of Franklin Falls is having its 100th birthday. And that means the town’s historic time capsule is about to be dug up and put on display by the proud citizens. Yeah, well, not if the crooked mayor has his way. Good thing all-around smart kid Leon Karakostas is one step ahead of him. Leon and his twin sister, Noel, and his crew - Pixie, Microscope, and Aardvark - find themselves in a mad dash to the dump, on a rooftop chase, and caught up in a showdown with a mysterious grandma.
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- By Alina on 12-31-20
By: Van Temple
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Wishes and Wellingtons
- By: Julie Berry
- Narrated by: Jayne Entwistle
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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Maeve Merritt chafes at the rigid rules at her London boarding school for “Upright Young Ladies.” When punishment forces her to sort through the trash, she finds a sardine tin that houses a foul-tempered djinni with no intention of submitting to a schoolgirl as his master. Soon an orphan boy from the charitable home next door, a mysterious tall man in ginger whiskers, a disgruntled school worker, and a take-no-prisoners business tycoon are in hot pursuit of Maeve and her magical discovery.
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I didn’t want it to end
- By Julia on 10-05-18
By: Julie Berry
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Baker Street Four
- By: Penny Chrimes
- Narrated by: Bill Nighy, Paterson Joseph, Celia Imrie, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 2 mins
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Baker Street Four follows Billy (Charlie Brand), Charlie (Kiki May), and Tom (Nathan Moses), three young apprentices of Sherlock Holmes (Paterson Joseph) who assist the famous detective in London’s dodgy East End. With the help of their faithful cat, Watson (Bill Nighy) and Sherlock’s beloved housekeeper Mrs. Hudson (Celia Imrie), this foursome takes local crimes into their own hands while Holmes is off solving mysteries abroad. Follow the Baker Street Irregulars as they pursue different cases, growing by the day as young detectives and as friends.
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Very nice, hope more are produced!!!
- By Joshua Hendrickson on 01-05-24
By: Penny Chrimes
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33 Unplayed Voicemails
- By: Melissa de la Cruz
- Narrated by: Stephanie Einstein, Greg Tremblay, Eric Yves Garcia, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
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Straitlaced Evelyn and reformed bad boy Marco might make an unlikely pair, but the two lovebirds couldn’t be more head over heels for each other. Sure, they’ve had some missed calls along the way, but all that’s in the past. They’ve got their sights set on forever, and the next stop is a walk down the aisle in front of their friends and family. It’s the big day, and everyone’s gathered to watch Marco and Evelyn say "I do". Everyone except Evelyn that is. Is the bride running late or running? The surprising answer might just be in their voicemails.
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VERY VERY ENJOYABLE
- By Ya Book Girl on 08-18-22
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Laurie Berkner's Song and Story Kitchen
- Season 1
- By: Laurie Berkner, The Laurie Berkner Band
- Narrated by: Laurie Berkner, Josiah Gaffney
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
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Laurie Berkner’s Song and Story Kitchen weaves Laurie’s stories, original music, and age-appropriate themes into her fun-filled kitchen where she whips up yummy food, songs, and stories along with her good friend and sidekick, Thelonius Pig (Josiah Gaffney).
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Very entertaining for my almost 4 year old.
- By enm on 11-06-18
By: Laurie Berkner, and others
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Stuck
- By: Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin, Elizabeth Hess, Oliver Wyman, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 12 mins
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On his 11th birthday, Jackson is nervous about moving up to middle school where he knows he'll be bullied by older kids, so he makes his wish, "I don't want to grow up!" When his 12th birthday rolls around, he discovers his wish came true: he's still 11, and he's starting fifth grade (again). At first, this is the perfect life. Jackson is the smartest kid in his class, the best on his baseball team, and the star of the school band. But after a few years of being eleven, he realizes his life is passing him by.
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Accent problem
- By Padma P.Jagannathan on 08-09-20
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The Ice Children
- By: M. G. Leonard
- Narrated by: Helen Keeley, Izabella Dziewanska, Josh Zaré, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
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At the stroke of midnight on the dawn of December, five-year-old Finn Albedo is found frozen in the city park on a pedestal of ice. The doctor says his heart is beating, but no one can wake him. Finn’s big sister, Bianca, suspects the beautiful sparkling book Finn got from the library has something to do with it all but the mysterious book has vanished and no one will listen. As more children are frozen, Bianca realises she’s running out of time.
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no for my kids!
- By Sharon on 03-13-24
By: M. G. Leonard
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Camp Cacophony
- The Mystwick School of Musicraft, Book 0.5
- By: Jessica Khoury
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 1 hr and 9 mins
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It’s two months before Amelia’s big audition for the Mystwick School of Musicraft. If she gets in, she will learn to spin music into powerful magic - but her Gran has one last-ditch plan to persuade her out of it: sports camp. A week of softball, sprinting, and sweaty socks isn't exactly Amelia’s idea of a good time - in fact, she's deeply, appallingly unathletic. By the end of day one, she’s puked her guts out in track, gotten a black eye in no-contact flag football, and firmly established herself as the Least Valuable Player at camp.
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Such a fun and enjoyable story, as always
- By Megan Flack on 06-01-21
By: Jessica Khoury
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Silverswift
- By: Natalie Lloyd
- Narrated by: Holly Palance, Imani Parks
- Length: 6 hrs and 53 mins
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On a dark, wintry day, Eliza Grey receives a mysterious letter from her ailing Nana Mora begging her to come for a visit. This is an easy "Yes". Eliza has always preferred Nana Mora's beach cottage on St. Simons Island to the apartment she and her mom call home in the city. The island is a magical place where stories and legends grow as thick as the Spanish moss dangling in the trees. Now, Nana Mora's eyesight is fading, and there's something she wants to show Eliza before it’s totally gone: a mythical place locals refer to as Sirens Harbor.
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Like the movie Big Fish, but with mermaids
- By Daydree on 07-04-20
By: Natalie Lloyd
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The Magic Flower Shop
- By: Gina Mayer
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
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Nine-year-old Violet loves spending time in her Aunt Abigail's flower shop in their small British town. And she's so excited to stay overnight with her Aunt Abigail for the first time! But when Aunt Abigail has to leave to deal with an emergency, Violet and her friends, twins Jack and Zack, start poking around - and discover that her aunt owns an ancient magical flower book and uses her flower magic to make people happy! Violet wants to do that, too. Her first mission: making a match between two of her teachers. Unfortunately, it all goes wrong!
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Cute distraction
- By IndMind on 02-07-21
By: Gina Mayer
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The Golden Orchard
- By: Flora Ahn
- Narrated by: Kathleen Choe
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
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Maya loves to cook with her grandmother - her Halmunee - to connect with the rich family history associated with each dish, a history Maya's mom would prefer stayed in the past. While cooking with Halmunee, something remarkable happens - the food creates such a strong memory that Maya and Halmunee are transported back in time through the memory itself. Halmunee explains that the women in her family have the gift of time travel through food and Maya can do it too, if she practices.
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Joyce Gassman
- By Allison Hernandez on 02-04-20
By: Flora Ahn
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Riley Mack and the Other Known Troublemakers
- By: Chris Grabenstein
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers, Bryan Kennedy, Edoardo Ballerini, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 16 mins
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What do you get when you add up one middle school bully, two bank robbers, 57 puppy-mill dogs, 4,000 missing dollars, and five daring troublemakers led by the incomparable Riley Mack? One crazy caper! In this merry, mischievous romp, master storyteller Chris Grabenstein, the award-winning author of Escape From Mr. Lemoncello's Library, teams with a full-cast of audio talent to introduce Riley Mack, a one-of-a-kind 12-year-old hometown hero.
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I Was Entertained
- By Frances Hampton on 04-06-19
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A Crazy Inheritance
- Ghostsitter 1
- By: Tommy Krappweis
- Narrated by: Michael Braun, Marc Vietor, Jay Snyder, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
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When Tom is invited to the reading of a will of a great-uncle he’s never heard of, there’s no way to know what to expect. But on the long list of possible things to inherit, a travelling carnival ghost train is the very last on the list. To get his full $10 million inheritance, all Tom has to do is run the antique ride until his 18th birthday. Easy. Except for a strange caped-creep he’s never met, who’s trying to con him out of the money...and the actual ghosts and ghouls who call the ride home.
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Great Wombie’s Rabbit! Fun kids book.
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 06-06-20
By: Tommy Krappweis
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- joko
- 06-09-22
Love it
I am a kid and I am very bored so this is just so fun and I really recommend it. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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- Kay
- 05-16-22
I almost lost interest - ALMOST!
Granted, this is a middle grade book, but I found there was a moment where the story dragged for me. But then it picked up and I can honestly say I liked the ending.
4 stars
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- Jennie Theriaque
- 04-14-23
A great book for kids
as an 11 year old boy this was the perfect book. with the perfect amount of funny, sorcastic and adventure
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- Bastiaan Smit
- 04-10-23
Love the slang
I love the slang and the diversity with LGBTQ! Grate book would read again! Byeeeeeeee
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- Teresa
- 08-30-22
Super fun.
I love how it is written like a Podcast. Full of hijinks and pranks. This had me laughing quite often. I pretty much am a fan of Scott McCormick and anytime Audible gives me a freebie by him with my Premium Membership it is an auto download. The main character is trans and if that bugs you move on, as for me I loved the story, and the trans part is very small. There will be some people out there who don’t like the transgender part and while not my favorite part of the story as they are eight graders, it didn’t bother me. I don’t believe in teaching younger kids how to be sexually, but I don’t believe in hiding the world from them either. People are people, let them be who they will be on their own. Production was great.
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- Smith
- 01-10-23
Great
it's amazing my bros, it is just TOO GOOD. It is so good. it just is
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- Jessica
- 06-06-23
OMGOMGOMG!!!
I love how the story embraces LGBTQ+, and kids rights among other things. I am glad to see more and more stories with trans people and LGBTQ+. I assure you that this story WILL NOT turn anyone trans, but will only give children a larger horizon of exploration. <3
-Lily
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- Mum of Three
- 11-21-23
The how the book was good
I like how the author had people play the characters In the book to make it sound real.
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- quietwriter
- 01-28-23
Delightful
Funny and engaging—brings me back to some of the best times of my own school days. Kudos to the writers and performers!
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- M A T
- 04-05-23
Kids loved it
This book was a lucky surprise! Kids loved it and I didn’t hate listening to it. 🤣
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