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Zombie Apocalypse Preparation
- How to Survive in an Undead World and Have Fun Doing It!
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 8 hrs and 53 mins
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Publisher's summary
We guarantee this is the only tool you need to survive the zombie apocalypse.
Okay, that's not really true. But when the SHTF, you're going to want a survival guide that's not just geared toward day-to-day survival. You'll need one that addresses the essential skills for true nourishment of the human spirit. Living through the end of the world isn't worth a damn unless you can enjoy yourself in any way you want. (Except, of course, for anything having to do with abuse. We could never condone such things. At least the publisher's lawyers say we can't.)
We can't guarantee this guide will save your life. But we can guarantee it will keep you smiling while the living dead are chowing down on you.
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For Hudson, the virtual world of PrimeVerse isn't all bad. It's beautiful, much nicer than overpopulated Earth. It almost feels like a vacation except for the volatile wildlife, lack of any amenities, and—oh yeah—the inability to log out. Exploring the world, learning his class, and leveling skills is all fun and games until a powerful rogue player with a vendetta shows up to wipe out Hudson and his primitive tribe. Thrust into a conflict he didn't create, Hudson is forced into a cycle of respawning where he learns that even death can be used as a tool. So much for that vacation.
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novel but rough around the edges
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By: R.K. Billiau
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No Planet for Good Men: A Sheriff Duke Story
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- By: M.R. Forbes
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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Earth. After the invasion. The planet is in ruins. Humankind struggles to survive. Hayden is a Sheriff in a world without law. A good man in a world gone bad. He knows the fallout of an alien attack when he sees it. He's never seen anything like this before. Isaac is a Marine in a world without order. A good man with troubles of his own. His mission was to protect the innocent, including his son. Instead, he's the only survivor.
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A Sheriff in Battle Armor
- By Sailfish on 11-04-19
By: M.R. Forbes
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Monster Hunter International
- By: Larry Correia
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 24 hrs
- Unabridged
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Five days after Owen Zastava Pitt pushed his insufferable boss out of a 14th story window, he woke up in the hospital with a scarred face, an unbelievable memory, and a job offer. It turns out that monsters are real. All the things from myth, legend, and B-movies are out there, waiting in the shadows. Some of them are evil, and some are just hungry. Monster Hunter International is the premier eradication company in the business. And now Owen is their newest recruit.
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Suprizingly entertaining
- By Konstantin on 02-17-12
By: Larry Correia
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A Game of Villains
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- By: Anton Emelianov, Sergei Savinov
- Narrated by: Tristan Morris
- Length: 15 hrs and 48 mins
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Our hero entered the store that fateful evening and became involved in a life-or-death game arranged by a mysterious creature. He survived, but instead of being on Earth, he now appeared to be in a different world, with other people who had passed a similarly deadly test. Some made it through by using force, some by using their cunning.... Everyone has their own story, but they all have one thing in common - there are no good people among them.
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I have no idea what this is...
- By Erik on 02-28-20
By: Anton Emelianov, and others
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World War Z: The Complete Edition
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World War Z: The Complete Edition features 21 additional Hollywood A-list actors and sci-fi fan favorites performing stories not included in the original edition. New narrators include Academy Award-winning director Martin Scorsese, Spiderman star Alfred Molina, The Walking Dead creator Frank Darabont, rapper Common, Firefly star Nathan Fillion, Shaun of the Dead’s Simon Pegg, and members of the casts of Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes and more!
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Will never pre-order again
- By Ignatz on 05-18-13
By: Max Brooks
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Genesis: Arisen, Book 0.5
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Tucked away in a high-tech Tactical Operations Center, inside an isolated safehouse in the Horn of Africa, sits Agency analyst Zack Altringham. He is Kenyan-born, Princeton-educated, badly burnt-out - and condemned by his language and cultural skills to a lifetime of fighting America's shadow counter-terror wars.
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Maybe better to read this after books 1-3?
- By Tilo on 04-18-15
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The Ascension Game Omnibus
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The complete series for a single credit! Pizza, coffee, and a library full of unplayed games. That's the plan, or at least it was supposed to be. Instead, an average gamer finds himself seemingly transported into the world of his favorite game.
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Sol Arbiter
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Tower 7 has gone completely dark, and security androids are killing civilians. No one knows what has become of the tower's 520,000 residents or who is responsible for the mysterious assault, but the priority of the mission is clear. Tycho and Gabriel must breach the tower, investigate the missing civilians, and locate the one responsible…all while trying to stay alive.
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I just couldn't take it any longer...
- By banebadboo on 09-06-20
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Nightlord
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Eric didn't ask to be a vampire. In fact he didn't even believe in them. Biting your own tongue with your fangs does a lot of convincing. Even so, being a part-time undead isn't as easy as you might think. It can let you hold down a day job, true, but sometimes the night "life" can be more than a little difficult, what with those bloodthirsty urges and predatory instincts kicking in.
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Chapters are out of order!!!!
- By Chris on 11-16-18
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones. The same holds true for one intrepid adventurer - a strapping young lad by the name of Himmel. Armed with his grandfather's trusty longsword and the dream of being the strongest, he sets out on the journey of a lifetime!
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Really Entertaining
- By HeatherY on 11-23-17
By: Neven Iliev
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True Hero
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A simple man, lacking in knowledge, but quick of wit. He is flung into the future, where everything is different. Now, he has to make a name for himself, carve his own path in life. He decides to play a game, the biggest one in the world. A strategy game, focused on tactics, used to select the top managers of the largest international corporation. Now, he has to prove his mettle and earn a place for himself in the future....
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Fake it tell you make it.
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The Wastes of Keldora
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Summoned to another world where gods and monsters roam, Julian continues his streak of bad luck. Rather than touching the Godcore directly, he let his smartphone absorb it. Now, he's got to figure out how to make the Godcore and his phone work together to help the people who summoned him survive their upcoming annihilation by the mad God of Chains.
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New beginnings. Same people.
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- Jared
- 06-10-24
great
I absolutely loved that it was basically from the standpoint of a smartass so I obviously loved it
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- Sam
- 11-07-23
Juvenile Zombie Survival Guide.
The zombie survival guide by max brooks was an amazing book. These guys clearly though so too, and seem to have made a jokey version where about 75% of the jokes miss for me and it covers alot of the same ground.The parts where it does differ are interesting, with them going into much more detail on melee weapons for example. Given it was a free book about zombies and did have some decent jokes and some new insights into a few things i can't in the end give it the one star all around most of the jokes has me wanting to give. Its not that they are offensive, just that they aren't that funny and distract more than anything.
The narrator did well given what he had to work with.
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- Anonymous User
- 11-26-23
This is embarrassing
This is embarrassing and not even funny. These dudes are trying to be like Ryan Reynolds and failied big time.
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