
Thule the Fast Food Barbarian
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Narrated by:
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Raya Kane
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Wayne Kelly
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By:
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Virgil Knightley
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, or the number five value meal at McDaniels!
For close to a decade, the barbarian known as Thule the Vanquisher traversed the lands of Lemuria, thwarting wizards and warlords alike. But in the midst of his latest clash with his arch-nemesis, the Scorpion Sorcerer Riven Kul'Doom, things got a little out of hand.
As Thule wakes up in a McDaniels parking lot, he finds himself attempting to make sense of this strange new world. In order to survive long enough to find his way home, he takes a job at McDaniels. However, soon Thule discovers that he was not the only Lemurian legend to find his way to the bizarre land known as...Florida.
Can Thule defeat the sorcerer and find the key to returning home? Will his burgeoning harem of beautiful fast-food employees be enough to satisfy his great appetite? Will he get promoted to crew trainer? Find out in this captivating slice-of-life/sword and sorcery reverse isekai adventure inspired by the barbarian legends of yore!
Author's note: This is very silly, and I make no apology.
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That was new
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Well-written for the premise, A+ Narration
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Wayne Kelly killed it with his Thule voice. Think Arnold.
Good stuff
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5stars
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spicier version of Conan?
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Cool!
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fun and funny
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See them driven before you!
And never hear the lamentations of your manager!
What is best in life?
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I didn't know I needed to hear this!
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The writing and narrating are absolutely top notch.
If you are looking for Dickens or Shakespeare this is not the book or even genre for you.
This book is an absolute blast! So much fun.
I'm willing to bet I will listen to this book at least 3 to 5 times this year.
Thule the Barbarian and two bad guys come to earth after an epic battle.
Thule, the Conan wannabe, gets a job at the fast food joint he lands at and gets himself a harem of college age hotties while protecting them and the restaurant from giant snakes and scorpions the big bads send.
I'm not sure if it will be, but I would love for this to be a series.
I was lucky enough to get this book for free with the expectation of an honest review.
Now I'm gonna be talking with an Arnold accent for the next few days. 😁
One of those books you can judge by it's cover
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