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The Zee Brothers Vol. 1 & 2 Box Set
- Zombie Exterminators
- Narrated by: Ian McEuen
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
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Publisher's summary
Who would you call during a zombie outbreak?
The police?
The military?
Your crazy prepper neighbor?
No, it's time for the Zee Brothers! Two bad-ass brothers trying to keep the apocalypse from happening one job at a time!
Gruff and handsome, Jonah Zee, is the dominating, classic music-loving leader that calls the shots and keeps them coming.
Tobacco-chewing Judas Zee is the gun-slinging, rock music-loving goofball that is slow to learn, but always has his big brother’s back.
And the hot and sassy JJ is the heroine that captures the brothers' hearts and eyes, while doing her best to keep her dog, Xanadu, out of trouble.
Filled with pop culture nods and heroes that just don’t know when to quit, it’s a slap-happy, blood-filled adventure, as the trio fights off zombies and the brothers fight each other for JJ’s affection.
If you like Army of Darkness, Z Nation, and Scooby Doo, you’ll want to listen to this action-packed tale of zombie mayhem! Dive into the Zee Brothers' adventures today!
This audiobook collects Vol. 1 & 2 of The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators into one book!
Vol. 1: Curse of the Zombie Omelet
Vol. 2: Zombie School Lockdown
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They are ten strangers with one thing in common: A mysterious tattoo on the bottom of their feet. None of them know how it got there or what it means. One of them is a homicide cop who’s determined to find out. All of them are marked for death - because they’re next on...The List. The explosive thriller from bestselling author J.A. Konrath, The List takes you deep inside a top-secret techno-conspiracy that’s too shocking to comprehend, too insidious to detect, and far too powerful to stop....
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Better than expected
- By Sammie on 07-19-19
By: J. A. Konrath
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The Hospital: The First Mountain Man Story
- By: Keith C. Blackmore
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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A survivor of undead suburbia, mountain man Augustus “Gus” Berry is extremely careful when it comes to his actions and movements. He takes no chances and painstakingly weighs every decision—until he sets out for the hospital at the edge of town, hoping to discover a treasure trove of essential supplies. Soon, Gus will experience terror the likes of which he's never encountered before . . .
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40 ROLLS OF ASS CLEANING GOODNESS
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 04-25-15
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The First Days
- As the World Dies, Book 1
- By: Rhiannon Frater
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 11 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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The morning that the world ends, Katie is getting ready for court and housewife Jenni is taking care of her family. Less than two hours later, they are fleeing for their lives from a zombie horde. Thrown together by circumstance, Jenni and Katie become a powerful zombie-killing partnership, mowing down zombies as they rescue Jenni's stepson, Jason, from an infected campground.
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Not for my demographic
- By Garth on 02-08-12
By: Rhiannon Frater
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Cruel World
- A Novel
- By: Joe Hart
- Narrated by: Fajer Al-Kaisi
- Length: 13 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Hidden away from the world by his famous father, Quinn Kelly strives to find meaning in his life while struggling with a deformity that has kept him from leaving the only home he has ever known. On the eve of his departure a sudden and deadly virus sweeps across the nation, killing nearly all it touches. Within days Quinn is left to fend for himself in an empty world. But there is something still very much alive beyond the walls of his sanctuary.
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BEST post apocalyptic story
- By melinda a rister on 10-02-21
By: Joe Hart
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Zombies: More Recent Dead
- By: Neil Gaiman, Carrie Vaughn, Caitlin R. Kiernan, and others
- Narrated by: Sean Pratt, Marguerite Gavin
- Length: 20 hrs and 14 mins
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The living dead are more alive than ever! Zombies have become more than an iconic monster for the 21st century: They are now a phenomenon constantly revealing as much about ourselves - and our fascination with death, resurrection, and survival - as our love for the supernatural or post-apocalyptic speculation. Our most imaginative literary minds have been devoured by these incredible creatures and produced exciting, insightful, and unflinching new works of zombie fiction.
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A well blended mix
- By The Lone Mopper on 07-30-15
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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The Remaining
- By: D. J. Molles
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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In a steel-and-lead-encased bunker 20 feet below the basement level of his house, a soldier waits for his final orders. On the surface, a plague ravages the planet, infecting over 90% of the populace. The bacterium burrows through the brain, destroying all signs of humanity and leaving behind little more than base, prehistoric instincts. The infected turn into hyper-aggressive predators, with an insatiable desire to kill and feed. Someday soon, the soldier will have to open the hatch to his bunker, and step out into this new wasteland, to complete his mission....
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Die Hard Meets 28 Days Later
- By G Wallace on 01-10-14
By: D. J. Molles
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John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why?
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Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.
- By C Yohe on 11-19-12
By: David Wong
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Allison Hewitt Is Trapped
- A Zombie Novel
- By: Madeleine Roux
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve
- Length: 11 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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One woman's story as she blogs about - and fights back against - the zombie apocalypse.
Allison Hewitt and her five colleagues at the Brooks and Peabody Bookstore are trapped together when the zombie outbreak hits. Allison reaches out for help through her blog, writing on her laptop. It may also be her only chance to reach her mother. But as the reality of their situation sinks in, Allison's blog becomes a harrowing account of her edge-of-the-seat adventures.
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lots of potential but disappointing
- By Linda B on 04-29-11
By: Madeleine Roux
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Smoke Eaters
- By: Sean Grigsby
- Narrated by: T. Ryder Smith
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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When dragons rise from the earth, firefighters are humanity's last line of defense, in this wild near-future fantasy. Firefighter Cole Brannigan is on the verge of retirement after 30 years on the job, and a decade fighting dragons. But during his final fire call, he discovers he's immune to dragon smoke. It's such a rare power that he's immediately conscripted into the elite dragon-fighting force known as the Smoke Eaters. Retirement cancelled, Brannigan is re-assigned as a lowly rookie.
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Highly Enjoyable!
- By Logan on 04-07-18
By: Sean Grigsby
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The Pilo Family Circus
- By: Will Elliott
- Narrated by: Mark Stephens
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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"You have two days to pass your audition. You better pass it, feller. You’re joining the circus. Ain’t that the best news you ever got?" Delivered by a trio of psychotic clowns, this ultimatum plunges Jamie into the horrific alternate universe that is the centuries-old Pilo Family Circus, a borderline world between Hell and Earth from which humankind’s greatest tragedies have been perpetrated. Yet in this place - peopled by the gruesome, grotesque, and monstrous - where violence and savagery are the norm, Jamie finds that his worst enemy is himself.
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Entertaining but unremarkable bit of the lmacabre
- By David on 05-31-14
By: Will Elliott
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Horror Stories
- Twenty-Six Scary Tales
- By: Jack Kilborn, J. A. Konrath
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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This collection features a menagerie of horror stories. Some are scary. Some are disturbing. Some are funny. Meet werewolves, vampires, zombies, psychopaths, aliens, cannibals, ghosts, and various things that go bump in the night. Previously published in dozens of anthologies and magazines, some of these tales are mild, but some are extreme. Let the reader beware...
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IS A PIECE OF A@@, WORTH PRISON?, HELL YA!
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 02-10-16
By: Jack Kilborn, and others
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Charlie the Anomaly
- Anomaly, Book 1
- By: Shae Ford
- Narrated by: Emma Galvin
- Length: 15 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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After a centuries' long apocalypse, humanity has returned to its violent roots. The few ragged settlements that remain fight each other for what little the Nothing provides and will do whatever it takes to stay alive. Charlize Smith doesn't know it yet, but her hometown might be the last civilized place on Earth. Born a Defect and forced to undergo a slew of dangerous experiments, Charlie dreams of the day when she can finally set out on her own. But when a tragedy pushes her to the edge, she's arrested and thrown onto a truck bound for the Nothing - where she's probably going to die.
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Move along, nothing to see here.
- By Moondog on 12-28-18
By: Shae Ford
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Damoren
- Valducan, Book 1
- By: Seth Skorkowsky
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 10 hrs and 58 mins
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Matt Hollis is the current wielder of the holy weapon, DÄMOREN. With it, he stalks and destroys demons. A secret society called the VALDUCANS has taken an interest in Matt's activities. They see him as a reckless rogue - little more than a "cowboy" corrupted by a monster - and a potential threat to their ancient order. As knights and their sentient weapons begin dying, Matt teams up with other hunters of his kind such as LUIZA, a woman with a conquistador blade; ALLAN, an Englishman with an Egyptian khopesh; MALCOLM, a voodoo priest with a sanctified machete; and TAKAIRA, a naginata-swinging Samurai.
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The Expendables meets Monster Squad
- By Adam on 01-06-15
By: Seth Skorkowsky
What listeners say about The Zee Brothers Vol. 1 & 2 Box Set
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- Michelle Titherington VanDaley
- 04-05-18
Fabulous & Fun Zombie Tales
This Box Set contains 2 different stories that can be read as standalones but to get the full effect I recommend reading them in order. The Zee brothers and JJ are fantastic characters and don't get me started on how amazing Xanadu is!!! The humor, action and pop culture references make these stories extremely enjoyable. The narrator is perfect at bringing story and characters to life with distinct and easy to understand voices. I look forward to more in this series!!
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- RJ
- 03-08-22
Orgasms AND chocolate, oh my!
Volume 1 - Zombie Omelet
Bert, from Pest Be Gone, left the crawl space access door open after his inspection and now there’s a zombie infestation to clean up at Winter Oaks complex. The Zee boys to the rescue!
Volume 2 - Zombie School Lockdown
The young lad Tommy Tucker wasn’t feeling well and was sent to the nurse’s office at the Sevigny Charter School. Secretary Bobbie comforted Tommy as nurse Janet was absent. Little girl Wendy was sent to the nurse’s office and saw Tommy sleeping. She couldn’t resist poking him. Janet, the nurse came to check on Tommy, found Wendy as well, and bandaged her bleeding finger. Unfortunately for Principle Hotchkins, Bobbie was servicing him when she turned. Ouch! As they say, one thing led to another; Tommy to Bobbie to Wendy to Principle Hotchkins, which led to the Zee boys being called to stop an outbreak. I was wondering, why did they have Larry strung up? Anyway, the two tales are a fun romp through the zombie universe. Enjoyment to be had by all.
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- LITRPG Audiobook Reviews
- 03-28-18
Z is for Zed, and Zee means they're dead
Anytime there is a comparison to the Army of Darkness to a novel I am, shall we say, intrigued. These guys are the Frog Brothers from Lost Boys on fizzy lifting drink. To say that their exploits are fun is an understatement. I can completely envision Ashley J. Williams as a long lost relative of theirs.
The book is a fun take on the zombie genre, much in the same way that Zombieland took a bite out of Zed movies. Shaun of the Dead is good, but this is a campy goofiness that just can't be touched. The writing flows fairly well, the action is sharp, and the quips filled with wit. You will love the characters, and that doofy dog, Xanadu, too. You shouldn't be able to have this much fun without drinking.
One nice thing is that although this is fun, it doesn't mince on the gore and the horror. There is most certainly some adult themes here and chillins need not try to listen in to this incredible set of stories.
McEuon amps up the humor and action with his narrative skills. He switches effortlessly between the voices, and makes you feel like you are listening to one awesome movie that is playing in the other room. He made me laugh more than a dozen times just by the inflection of his voice.
Even though I did receive a promo code for this review it in no way influenced my considerations of the material, and in fact, inspired me to be more honest. In fact, getting a code generally makes me harsher as a reviewer as I am more often concerned what someone like Me will decide based on my review.
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- Melissa Vaughn
- 05-05-18
Great
I love the Zee brothers. They are funny and the story plot itself is great.
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- Candy
- 02-08-20
very silly
Very tongue in cheek, zombie series about two brothers who after working as pest exterminators become zombie exterminators through a series of mishaps. In this box set, I listened to books 1&2. I found the voices a little out of sync with the covers as well as JJ's voice being a little annoying. This series as very cliched zombie instances and doesn't take itself very seriously. These two deal with a gated community built on a graveyard and a school exposed to an "accidental" outbreak. Apparently in this time zombie outbreaks are not uncommon. I enjoyed he story more than the performance. Xanadu the dog is an hysterical addition to the trio, though I won't sat his addition. I received the audiobook free and am voluntarily leaving my honest review.
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- Neesie315
- 10-12-19
Zombie Exterminators!
Volume 1: Curse of the Zombie Omelet
The Zee Brothers are hilarious! If you love to laugh at zombie shenanigans, this book is for you!
Jonah and Judas are Zombie Exterminators, called in to rid homes of the worst kinds of pests. This time when they get the call, they are too late to save their client, but they still take on the job, because that's what they do! The disturbance of Native American burial grounds and the loss of an amulet (or is it an omelet?) causes zombies to rise in order to get the amulet back. In the meantime, the people in the community have also been turned into zombies.
Laugh out loud funny at times, I truly enjoyed this book. If you are offended by gore, sexist remarks or cursing, don't bother reading this one. If you love the irreverence that Grivante brings to the genre, this is thoroughly entertaining.
I love the narration and especially loved the addition of the music, both during the story (queue Disco!) and at the end of the book. The narrator did a great job and this book is a rapid fire zombie fest.
Volume 2: Zombie School Lockdown
Another great adventure with the brothers Zee. This time, Jonah and Judas are called about a potential zombie outbreak at the local school. But, these zombies seem to be a little different than some they have encountered before, with even their blood being toxic if touched!
Of course, you have the usual slightly off-color humor, plenty of gore, and banter between the brothers. You also have JJ and Xanadu, the amazing disco-loving dog who come in to save the day. There is also a potential for romance between our brothers and the gorgeous JJ, but who will she choose? Or, will she even try to choose between them?
If you enjoy the zombie genre mixed with humor, you can't go wrong with Grivante's writings. But, don't listen to this book in public or people will definitely question your sanity (unless they have the same twisted mind that you do!).
The narrator, Ian McEuen, does a fantastic job and really adds a lot to the listener's enjoyment of the book. His voices for each of the characters is perfect and his timing is spot-on. I was given the chance to listen to this book through Audiobook Boom! and chose to review it.
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- Daniel Delgado
- 05-21-19
Silly Stories
These stories are just for silly fun. There isn’t much to the plots, and there is plenty of “guy humor,” so be forewarned that they are not for anyone who is easily offended by sexual language. If you just want a few laughs and don’t have much time to invest in a full length book then these are perfect.
The narration is pretty good. Ian McEuen certainly has talent, but it is still a bit raw at the time of recording these stories. He has distinct character voices and good pacing. There are just some voices that are a bit exaggerated in their goofiness, and at times during the first volume it sounds like he is reading rather than performing the narrative sections. He does a much better job in Volume 2, as the story flows through him smoothly. He also has good command of dialogue inflection, and definitely shows promise.
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- Yuri
- 05-19-19
Hillbilly Zombie Hunters
When listening to this I can't help picturing it as a cartoon, it feels cartoonish, it seems that it was written with the goal of it becoming an adult cartoon. If you enjoy stories about really stupid southerners exterminating Zombies, trashy women, & supernatural dogs that play disco music when tossed into the air you will love this book.
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- Carl Henrik
- 05-14-19
Zombie box set for the zombie fan
I had a lot of fun listening to this box set. The story moves fast, it is packed with action, filled with humour and, you know, zombies.
The book has a take on the zombie genre that I found that I like. It has a less of the apocalyptic end of humanity and more of zombies being a reoccurring problem. The Zee brothers made solving this problem into their job and together with JJ and the dog Xanadu make a great show of it. I recommend this for you if you generally like zombie books and movies
The book contains adult themes like sex, killing and swearing so it is not for you who get offended easily.
Ian McEuen does a fantastic job with the narration. He has a wide range of voices and effortlessly changes between them. Truly a great listen.
*I was given a free review copy of the audiobook at my request via Audiobook Booom and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Ann Keeran
- 03-28-18
Brothers vs Zombies
The Zee brothers are called to handle the Zombie outbreak. They meet JJ and her dog, Xanadu. Together they fight dozens of the once dead.
Ian McEuen brings to us a fantastic narration, using many different voices and inflections. There is drama, humor and a teensy bit of romance. Probably not for young children but a blast for everyone else.
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