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InCryptid, Book 8
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Seanan McGuire
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Now a Hugo-nominated series!
The eighth book in the funny and fast-paced InCryptid urban fantasy series returns to the mishaps of the Price family, eccentric cryptozoologists who safeguard the world of magical creatures living in secret among humans.
Crossroads, noun:
1. A place where two roads cross.
2. A place where bargains can be made.
3. See also “places to avoid”.
Antimony Price has never done well without a support system. As the youngest of her generation, she has always been able to depend on her parents, siblings, and cousins to help her out when she’s in a pinch - until now. After fleeing from the Covenant of St. George, she’s found herself in debt to the crossroads and running for her life. No family. No mice. No way out.
Lucky for her, she’s always been resourceful, and she’s been gathering allies as she travels: Sam, fūri trapeze artist turned boyfriend; Cylia, jink roller derby captain and designated driver; Fern, sylph friend, confidant, and maker of breakfasts; even Mary, ghost babysitter to the Price family. Annie’s actually starting to feel like they might be able to figure things out - which is probably why things start going wrong again.
New Gravesend, Maine, is a nice place to raise a family...or make a binding contract with the crossroads. For James Smith, whose best friend disappeared when she tried to do precisely that, it’s also an excellent place to plot revenge. Now the crossroads want him dead, and they want Annie to do the dirty deed. She owes them, after all.
And that’s before Leonard Cunningham, aka, “the next leader of the Covenant”, shows up....
It’s going to take everything Annie has and a little bit more to get out of this one. If she succeeds, she gets to go home. If she fails, she becomes one more cautionary tale about the dangers of bargaining with the crossroads.
But no pressure.
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- By Anonymous User on 09-24-23
By: Devon Monk
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Dark Descendant
- Nikki Glass, Book 1
- By: Jenna Black
- Narrated by: Sophie Eastlake
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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From the acclaimed author of the Morgan Kingsley, Exorcist books comes the gripping first novel in a new series about a private eye who discovers, to her surprise, that she's an immortal huntress.
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Excellent Book!! Two thumbs up!!
- By decembergrit on 01-18-12
By: Jenna Black
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SEAL's Honor
- Alaska Force Series, Book 1
- By: Megan Crane
- Narrated by: Rachel Dulude
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
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The last thing Blue Hendricks needs six months into his uneasy reentry into civilian life is trouble in the form of his old friend's kid sister, all grown up and smack in the middle of a dangerous murder investigation. But he didn't become a SEAL to turn his back on the hard stuff, and he can't bring himself to ignore Everly's call for help - no matter how much he knows he's not fit to be around the soft, vibrant woman she's become. Not after the things he's done.
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Meh
- By StL Reader on 08-08-22
By: Megan Crane
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The Twenty-Sided Sorceress Series, Books 1-3
- Justice Calling, Murder of Crows, Pack of Lies
- By: Annie Bellet
- Narrated by: Folly Blaine
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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This is the omnibus of the first three books in the urban fantasy series Twenty-Sided Sorceress, collected together for the first time in one convenient volume.
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Most Impressive
- By Binder38us on 05-04-16
By: Annie Bellet
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Dreams Underfoot
- The Newford Collection
- By: Charles de Lint
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 15 hrs and 49 mins
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Welcome to Newford: to the music clubs, the waterfront, and the alleyways where ancient myths and magic spill into the modern world. Gemmins live in abandoned cars and skells traverse the tunnels below, while mermaids swim in the gray harbor waters and fill the cold night with their song. Come meet Jilly, painting wonders in the rough city streets; and Geordie, playing fiddle while he dreams of a ghost; and the Angel of Grasso Street gathering the fey and the wild and the poor and the lost.
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Too Much Urban Fantasy Wears Thin
- By Jefferson on 06-15-13
By: Charles de Lint
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The Enchantment Emporium
- By: Tanya Huff
- Narrated by: Teri Clark Linden
- Length: 14 hrs and 1 min
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The Gale family can change the world with the charms they cast, and they like to keep this in the family. Alysha Gale is tired of having all her aunts try to run her life, both personally and magically. So when the letter from her Gran arrives willing her a "junk" shop in Calgary, Alysha jumps at the chance. It isn't until she gets there that she realizes her customers are fey. And no one told her there's trouble brewing in Calgary - trouble so big that even calling in the family may not save the day.
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A good fun listen, but an uneven reader
- By HealingMaven on 07-20-11
By: Tanya Huff
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Angel's Ink
- The Asylum Tales, Book 1
- By: Jocelynn Drake
- Narrated by: Michael Urie
- Length: 10 hrs and 49 mins
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Looking for a tattoo - and maybe a little something extra: a burst of good luck, a dollop of true love, or even a hex on an ex? Head to the quiet and mysterious Gage, the best skin artist in town. Using unique potions - a blend of extraordinary ingredients and special inks - to etch the right symbol, he can fulfill any heart's desire. But in a place like Low Town, where elves, faeries, trolls, werewolves, and vampires happily walk among humanity, everything has its price. No one knows that better than Gage.
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Worst Narrator for a sorry story
- By Laura C. Brooks on 08-27-13
By: Jocelynn Drake
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The Warrior Heir
- The Heir Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Cinda Williams Chima
- Narrated by: Robert Ramirez
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
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When 16-year-old Jack forgets to take his medicine one morning, he soon learns what the medicine is really for. It's a suppressant for his magical powers....He's a Warrior Heir.
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Better if you read yourself
- By Sara on 10-28-08
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The Epic Crush of Genie Lo
- By: F. C. Yee
- Narrated by: Nancy Wu
- Length: 8 hrs and 42 mins
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The struggle to get into a top-tier college consumes 16-year-old Genie's every waking thought. But when she discovers she's a celestial spirit who's powerful enough to bash through the gates of heaven with her fists, her perfectionist existence is shattered. Enter Quentin, a transfer student from China whose tone-deaf assertiveness beguiles Genie to the brink of madness. Quentin nurtures Genie's bodacious transformation - sometimes gently, sometimes aggressively - as her sleepy suburb in the Bay Area comes under siege from hell spawn.
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Enjoyed it more than I expected.
- By kevin on 07-27-21
By: F. C. Yee
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Easy Bake Coven
- By: Liz Schulte
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 9 hrs and 6 mins
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For Selene Warren, being a witch is no big deal. She dabbles in harmless magic with her friends and never thinks much about it. However, when a stranger who seems to know her shows up at her studio and her grandmother is brutally attacked, her simple life becomes complicated. A world of elves, half-elves, fae - and one peculiar Sekhmet named Femi - open up to her. She will discover that fairy tales are real, politics are ugly in any world, and there is a lot more to her life than she ever dreamed possible.
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Don't be fooled by the pretty cover or the title
- By Tiffini on 09-30-15
By: Liz Schulte
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Archangel
- Samaria, Book 1
- By: Sharon Shinn
- Narrated by: Tamara Marston
- Length: 17 hrs and 8 mins
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A tale of the distant future by the author of The Shape-Changer's Wife brings listeners to a world in which the fate of all life rests on the voice of an angel.
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An All-TIme Favorite
- By Carol on 02-27-11
By: Sharon Shinn
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A Thousand Pieces of You
- Firebird, Book 1
- By: Claudia Gray
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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Marguerite Caine grew up surrounded by cutting-edge scientific theories, thanks to her brilliant physicist parents. Yet nothing is more astounding than her mother's latest invention - a device called the Firebird, which allows people to leap into alternate dimensions.
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Not Sci-Fi. Mostly Rory Gilmore introspection.
- By Peter Hudson on 01-25-17
By: Claudia Gray
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Paranormalcy
- By: Kiersten White
- Narrated by: Emily Eiden
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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Evie’s always thought of herself as a normal teenager, even though she works for the International Paranormal Containment Agency, her ex-boyfriend is a faerie, she’s falling for a shape-shifter, and she’s the only person who can see through paranormals’ glamours. But Evie’s about to realize that she may very well be at the center of a dark faerie prophecy promising destruction to all paranormal creatures. So much for normal.
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Why Did I Wait So Long?
- By KLeaHudson on 11-13-11
By: Kiersten White
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- Quinn E.
- 03-09-19
so good
this series continues to rock. Seanan McGuire can do no wrong Antinomy price is at it again
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- Drusz
- 02-28-23
Another good lighthearted fantasy.
If you’re looking for deep meaning this ain’t it. However if you’re looking for a good fantasy book with a good storyline and a light 20-something vibe this is entertaining.
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- kimbacaffeinate
- 03-17-19
Get ready for an intense listen!
I loved the world McGuire has created and the history of the families. We see Rose, a hitchhiker ghost and another ghost from the Ghost Roads series. It all tied in perfectly. McGuire treats us to the history or the beginning of the Aeslin Mice and their relationship to the Price family. All hail the Aeslin Mice! I miss them, but hope we see them in the next book! McGuire hinted that we would.
Emily Bauer rocked the narration and I could not imagine the series without her. She creates unique voices and captures the intensity of the scenes and we get some nail-biting, tear jerking, help me now scenes before it was all said and done.
Anne Price must outwit the Crossroads and Leonard if she hopes to get Mary back and have a normal life...well normal for her. After all she is a Price. That Ain't Witchcraft was brilliant from beginning to end. If you haven't stepped into the mind and imagination of Seanan McGuire you are missing out!
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- BubbaPrime
- 04-15-22
Narrator getting way better
I reviewed an earlier title in this series with some concerns about the narrator. But now I feel like I can dial some of that back as the series progresses. There are still some mispronunciations ("garrotte" is a big one), but previous words at issue have been corrected. And in this episode specifically, the narrator does a surprisingly not-annoying New England accent (source: I am a native of New England). It's really hard for someone who hasn't grown up leaving out Rs to be proficient in their (non?)application, and really hard for anyone who has done so to listen to most people try. I won't say she nails it, but it was pleasantly not horrible, and the misses were more cute than nails-on-a-chalkboard. Definitely an improved experience overall.
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- Chad
- 12-28-20
Good series
Another interesting entry in the series. Although in this case, the book is one of those where the plot gets so epic in matters of space and time, that the problem and the solution tend to be rather confusing.
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- J.J. Bauer
- 03-10-19
Always a fun read... or listen.
Another light and fun edition in a series I truly enjoy. Lots of humor, quirky characters & original takes on the creatures of myth.
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- lunafaer
- 12-09-23
love antimony
this character arc has been great. i’ve finished sarah and verity’s arcs and this one was equally excellent. i did miss the mice.
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- Lonnie-The GreatNorthernTroll-Moore
- 03-10-19
Rush into this intoxicating read!
I really love light hearted urban fantasies, and That Ain't Witchcraft fills the bill nicely! This is book number 8 in the InCryptid series. There are various Cryptids (semi supernatural beings) introduced throughout this series, and the Price family has tasked itself with protecting them from humanity! This book dives into the 3rd and final story of Antimony, the youngest daughter of the Price clan. Antimony happens to be my favorite of all the Price family. I fell in love with Antimony long before her novels were written... Seanan McGuire had written 3 short stories detailing Antimony's life. From her school years on a cheerleading squad, to her stint as one of the Slasher-Chicks on a professional roller derby team in Portland OR. and she absolutely won my heart!
That Ain't Witchcraft is not the book to start with. You'll be better off to start with Magic for Nothing (bk №6), or better yet start with the short story "Blocked" available for free on Seanan McGuire's website... By starting there you'll get in on Antimony full story Arc
Antimony family has always had her back, and provided all the emotional support that she needs, but now, she's had to completely cut contact with the family in order to keep them safe, and hidden. Now that she's on her own, she's found a new "family", a group of friends that provides an anchor for her, only we find that they rely just as much on her, to be their anchor!
In this tale, she's still dealing with The Covenant of Saint George (a secret cabal, dedicated to exterminating all things Cryptid), and this time she'll take on her deadliest foe, the Crossroads!
Do the sensible thing... abandon any and all sense of decorum, and RUSH headlong into this intoxicating read!
I give this one 6 out of 5 stars!!!
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- Jessica
- 07-13-19
To read or not to read
I wasn't sure about this book initially. Would it be cheesy? childish? Absolutely not, it was fantastic! Totally worth every minute :)
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- BikeVON
- 09-17-20
The best Price is the baby Price
This continues to be one of the best urban fantasy series. The story continues with Antimony, the youngest daughter of the Price clan. The last book ended with a fire at the circus where she worked. Leonard, an agent from The Covenant of Saint George and has romantic feelings for Antimony, discovered her location. She had joined the circus to keep her family safe and hidden. With the Covenant’s discovery of her at the circus she and her cryptids friends run.
While the group is trying to avoid The Covenant of Saint George, they take a little time to help solve the mystery of people disappearing from a corn maze. Finally, to get a break from all the road travel the group stays at a creepy house in the middle of the woods in Maine. Mary, Annie’s ghost babysitter has a big part of the story as a crossroads ghost. In the last book Annie made a deal with the crossroads to save her and Sam. Mary was not happy with the choice. Annie promise to do a favor for the crossroads. Annie and friends discovered that the crossroads are an evil entity that is not playing fair. Annie does her duty as a Price and attempts to remove the entity from the crossroads even putting Mary in peril. There is a lot of Price family history discussed and family members make a cameo appearance.
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