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Diana Rowland
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Audie Award Nominee, Paranormal, 2013
Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive".
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By: Gina Damico
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Hold Your Breath
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- Narrated by: Rachel Dulude
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As the captain of Field County's ice rescue dive team, Callum Cook is driven to perfection. But when he meets new diver Louise "Lou" Sparks, all that hard-won order is obliterated in an instant. Lou is a hurricane. A walking disaster. And with her, he's never felt more alive... even if keeping her safe may just kill him. Lou's new to the Rockies, intent on escaping her controlling ex, and she's determined to make it on her own terms...no matter how tempting Callum may be.
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I hate cliffhangers !
- By Mary E. Haley on 03-16-19
By: Katie Ruggle
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Suffer the Children
- By: Craig Dilouie
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
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Suffer the Children presents a terrifying tale of apocalyptic fiction, as listeners are introduced to Herod's Syndrome, a devastating illness that suddenly and swiftly kills all young children across the globe. Soon, they return from the grave, and ask for blood. And with blood, they stop being dead. They continue to remain the children they once were, but only for a short time, as they need more blood to live. The average human body holds 10 pints of blood, so the inevitable question for parents everywhere becomes: How far would you go to bring your child back?
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Brilliant, Well Done!!!!!
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 12-08-16
By: Craig Dilouie
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Croak
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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Fed up with her wild behavior, 16-year-old Lex’s parents ship her off to upstate New York to live with her Uncle Mort for the summer, hoping that a few months of dirty farm work will whip her back into shape. But Uncle Mort’s true occupation is much dirtier than shoveling manure. He’s a Grim Reaper. And he’s going to teach Lex the family business. She quickly assimilates into the peculiar world of Croak, a town populated by reapers who deliver souls from this life to the next.
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Juvenile
- By Mark Faine on 09-23-13
By: Gina Damico
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FOLD
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They say everyone has either an addiction, obsession, or weakness in this world. Something that can penetrate you down to the core and influence you in a way nothing else can. I have all three. One happens to be her. Kit Bishop is in my veins. But unfortunately for me, she's the drug I'll never be able to indulge in and the high I can't chase. Because I'm a liar. A thief. And I've destroyed everything that's ever been mine.
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🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟5 Beautiful Stars
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By: Ashley Jade
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Carpe Demon
- By: Julie Kenner
- Narrated by: Carly Robins
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Kate Connor is your average, everyday mom with two kids, a husband, and one very big secret...she used to be a Demon Hunter for a secret arm of the Vatican. Now retired, she's more interested in the domestic than the demonic. So when she catches sight of a demon in Walmart, she tells herself it's some other Hunter's problem. But when that demon attacks her in her kitchen, retirement is no longer an option.
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I loved this book!!!
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By: Julie Kenner
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Fish out of Water
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PI Jackson Rivers grew up on the mean streets of Del Paso Heights and he doesn't trust cops, even though he was one. When the man he thinks of as his brother is accused of killing a police officer in an obviously doctored crime, Jackson will move heaven and earth to keep Kaden and his family safe.
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Fish should be scared of water!
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By: Amy Lane
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Hold Me Closer Necromancer
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The riveting debut work from celebrated newcomer Lish McBride, Hold Me Closer, Necromancer drops a seemingly average boy into the adventure of a lifetime. Sam can’t complain about much, even if his job isn’t the most glamorous one around. But his world gets a whole lot more complicated when he crosses paths with Douglas, a necromancer who gets paid to raise the dead. Douglas thinks Sam might have the right touch for necromancing, and when this turns out to be all too true, Sam faces unimaginable dangers.
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I will love you all night long...
- By Amazon Customer on 10-08-12
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Blood Price
- Blood, Book 1
- By: Tanya Huff
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 10 hrs and 31 mins
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Vicki Nelson, formerly of Toronto’s homicide unit and now a private detective, witnesses the first of many vicious attacks that begin plaguing the city of Toronto. As death follows unspeakable death, Vicki, in an attempt to stop these forces of dark magic, is forced to renew her relationship with her former partner, Mike Celluci - along with another, unexpected ally…. Henry Fitzroy, the illegitimate son of King Henry VIII, has learned over the course of his life how to blend with humans; how to deny the call for blood in his veins.
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Off to a Good Start
- By Jennifer on 03-28-12
By: Tanya Huff
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Don't Turn Around
- By: Michelle Gagnon
- Narrated by: Merritt Hicks
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
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Sixteen-year-old Noa has been a victim of the system ever since her parents died. Now living off the grid and trusting no one, she uses her computer-hacking skills to stay safely anonymous and alone. But when she wakes up on a table in an empty warehouse with an IV in her arm and no memory of how she got there, Noa starts to wish she had someone on her side. Enter Peter Gregory. A rich kid and the leader of a hacker alliance, Peter needs people with Noa's talents on his team. Especially after a shady corporation called AMRF threatens his life in no uncertain terms.
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Doesn't hold up for adult listeners
- By M. Reen on 01-03-13
By: Michelle Gagnon
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Splintered Silence
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Among the Irish Travellers living in the Appalachian Mountains of Tennessee, no one forgets and no one forgives. And as former Marine MP Brynn Callahan finds out when she returns home, it's hard to bury the past when bodies keep turning up....
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Story plot good, execution, not so much....
- By Thomas on 12-29-17
By: Susan Furlong
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What listeners say about My Life as a White Trash Zombie
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- Bleu
- 02-25-13
Fun, even if you don't like zombies!
I don't like zombies because I don't like gross, but I liked this book anyway. Allison McLemore's narration was great, and maybe it was the Southern accent, but it reminded me a little bit of the Sookie Stackhouse series. This was a fun book to listen to, and although there were definitely gross parts, it wasn't too terribly gory.
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- Matthew
- 04-10-13
very interesting twist to the Zombie pursona
Where does My Life as a White Trash Zombie rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
not the best, but certainly not the worst
What did you like best about this story?
how the Zombies have a life, verses being all about kill, kill, kill
What three words best describe Allison McLemore’s voice?
fingernails to a chalk board
If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
Bite my brain
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- Mel Lenore Reads
- 06-11-14
Angel Came Alive
Would you consider the audio edition of My Life as a White Trash Zombie to be better than the print version?
Allison McLemore has become one of my favorite narrators based on this story alone. She brings Angel alive, and I don't think I would have enjoyed this story quite as much without Allison brining her to life. Spunk, snark, and a Louisiana accent, make up Angel, and Allison nails it.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Angel and I could be best friends. She is spunky, a survivor, and has a really smart mouth.
“But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you’re fu***** me, don’t put your hands on me.”
She sold the story for me. Her character goes through more, has deeper development, than any story I have read in a long time. She goes from trash to normal naturally. As she grows and finds herself, she doesn't lose her personality just her loser status. This book is vivid. Rowland holds no punches when giving us the gory details of Angel's life and thoughts. Angel should definitely win the award for most creative similes.
Which character – as performed by Allison McLemore – was your favorite?
Angel hands down. She really brings out her personality and thoughts. Without Allison's narration, the story would not have been the same.
Any additional comments?
At first, I was not sure about My Life as a White Trash Zombie. I couldn't fathom how a story about casual life as a zombie would be entertaining. But it was. Throughout the beginning of the story there are subtle hints that more is going on than just Angel finding her way. Someone is killing, and taking heads with them. The mystery, again, is subtle until the end when pieces finally click into place, and we get the final showdown.
Angel and I could be best friends. She is spunky, a survivor, and has a really smart mouth.
“But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you’re fucking me, don’t put your hands on me.”
She sold the story for me. Her character goes through more, has deeper development, than any story I have read in a long time. She goes from trash to normal naturally. As she grows and finds herself, she doesn't lose her personality just her loser status. This book is vivid. Rowland holds no punches when giving us the gory details of Angel's life and thoughts. Angel should definitely win the award for most creative similes.
Allison McLemore has become one of my favorite narrators based on this story alone. She brings Angel alive, and I don't think I would have enjoyed this story quite as much without Allison brining her to life. Spunk, snark, and a Louisiana accent, make up Angel, and Allison nails it.
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- Sickchick
- 02-26-13
Not at all what I expected
If you could sum up My Life as a White Trash Zombie in three words, what would they be?
What a surprise!
Who was your favorite character and why?
Definitely the lead character, Angel. She is spunky, strong, smart, flawed, vulnerable and determined. I should note that anyone who has a problem with excessive profanity should probably skip this series. While it didn't bother me, the lead character talks like a trucker raised in a bordello.
Which scene was your favorite?
Hmmm....I wouldn't want to describe it and give away any spoilers.
If you could rename My Life as a White Trash Zombie, what would you call it?
That's a tough question. While the title may turn some potential buyers away, I've got to admit that it gets one's attention.
Any additional comments?
I purchased this one by accident and considered returning it without listening to it but decided to at least give it a chance first. I'm so glad I did! It's entertaining and funny with a very likable main character.
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- Midwestbonsai
- 07-16-12
Not your typical zombie story
My Life as a White Trash Zombie made me do a double take. I am going to try to not give too much away, and hopefully this will help spark your interest. Take everything that you know about zombies and throw it in the trashcan, because none of that applies here. Imagine this, zombies are not mindless but instead look just like everyone else until they start to starve from not having enough brains, that is when they take the role of the classic zombie. My Life as a White Trash Zombie is the story of Angel, a loser/drug addict that has been given the “gift” of zombieism without her knowledge. Her life gets better, except for the overwhelming urge to eat human brains. Now there is somebody seeming to be hunting zombies. This is the first book in a series and I will be getting the next books very soon, as I need to know what happens.
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- Carlo Hagemann
- 11-25-15
Not my style, but nevertheless
I don't like fantasy. But I like stories about trash, whatever color. This story is about zombies, but it keeps both feet on the ground. I found it a great choice for my audible menu since the story is not too complicated but gripping at moments. So, fantasy is still not my thing, but a down to earth zombie has recently put the door ajar.
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Angel's (inner) Demons
If you have passed this by a few times and thought about it, but then moved on...you are making a mistake. I enjoyed this from start to finish and will be on to book 2 very shortly.
Allison was fantastic as the narrator. (There was one voicing she did that sort of grated, but I will keep that to myself so as not to taint your listening pleasure since it was just my own personal irritant.)
This is fun, pure and simple. Angel is perfect and the story has such a believable voice that this is a PERFECT alt-reality book. I would love for Angel to meet That Ghoul Ava...I think they would raise holy hell.
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- Deborah
- 11-05-12
I'm laughing about eating brains!
If you could sum up My Life as a White Trash Zombie in three words, what would they be?
Entertaining, lighthearted, funny
Who was your favorite character and why?
Angel is the obvious choice. She is just plain funny!
Which character – as performed by Allison McLemore – was your favorite?
The narrator did a wonderful job! She portrayed Angel's colloquialisms which just made the listening so enjoyable. I don't think I would have enjoyed reading the book as much as I have listening to the book.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
Forget the vampires, this little zombie rocks!
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- Eric
- 02-03-17
Good
Story was good. Could do with out all the cussing. Would like to hear the rest.
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- Rachel
- 11-28-16
So much fun purchased the rest of the series!!
Where does My Life as a White Trash Zombie rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
I can easily tell you which of my husbands I preferred but how I feel about my books is way too personal
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