
Take Me Home
Bob and Nikki, Book 17
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Chris Ciulla
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Jerry Boyd
About this listen
The time has come for Bob and the fleet to head back to Earth, and see if they can get along with the people there.
The band puts on a concert to celebrate. Get ready for the Bottish Invasion!
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- Emma Bruce
- 12-12-22
so good
yet again, I binged this one, another grest progression to the overall story, but still funnon its own.
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- Sevenarchers
- 12-28-23
More fun from Bob & Nikki
Another great book in the Bob and Nikki series, performed excellently by Chris as usual.
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- thomas dye
- 07-25-24
still fun.
we're still fun and kept me entertained, but the story itself really didn't go very far and could have been done in a handful of paragraphs as far as continuing the story. I still enjoyed it. recommended.
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- dave
- 08-23-22
EARTH!
Finally we have made it back to the holler.
Welcome home Bob. Welcome home.
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- Georgia McNabb
- 05-30-24
I wish this was an Actually Happening!!
I love the story and the way our country is slowly degrading, wish something like this could have happened. Narrator does a Wounderful job with the various characters voices and the entire storyline.
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- David Jones
- 05-24-22
Funniest book so far
I didn't even have to hit the culture pack. So many great references. going to listen to this one once more then buy the next.
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- Shirley
- 11-11-22
Getting better
I was just getting bored with the series and this one was good. I want to get the next one.
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- clark
- 01-24-24
Improbable
I'm sorry but two ten month year old humans having the abilities of a three, or four year old is so far fetched that I can't buy into it. Even in a sci-fi environment you have to be planted in some sort of reality. This storyline is to unbelievable to begin to be imaginable.
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