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  • Sober as F***

  • My Two Year Journey of Rediscovery & Self Love
  • By: Sarah Ordo
  • Narrated by: Sarah Ordo
  • Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
  • 3.6 out of 5 stars (19 ratings)

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Sober as F***

By: Sarah Ordo
Narrated by: Sarah Ordo
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A 2019 updated re-release: featuring an updated author's note chapter.

The road to sobriety is hard, and I don't intend to sugarcoat any part of it for you. In this book, I will take it back to the beginning. My life was that of a hardcore weekend binge drinker, one blackout night after another. I welcome you into my rock-bottom moments, my losing all control, and my putting my life back together, piece by piece.

Sober as F*** is a personal memoir of my first two years of sobriety, but it is not only about becoming sober from alcohol. I was forced to face and accept many sobering realities about myself along the way when I put down the bottle.

Everything in my life had to be broken down to nothing in order to rebuild it from the ground up. I would have to acknowledge my unhealthy relationships with men, come to terms with depression and anxiety, and to realize that I had been drowning all of my issues and emotions away, one swig of vodka at a time.

In the beginning of my sobriety, I looked for support in many places. All of the books and stories I found never fit what mine looked like. So, this one is for all the people out there with stories like mine, looking for reassurance that there can be a light at the end of the tunnel. I was so desperate to find that kind of reassurance during my journey, so I hope my story can be that for you.

To the millennial weekend binger, to the young woman so desperate to feel love, to the one losing all hope that things can get better - this one is for you.

©2017 Sarah Ordo (P)2020 Sarah Ordo
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A true, raw story about alcohol

Sarah, you are amazing! Loved your book. Thank you for being so real and honest about your journey to freedom from alcohol. I laughed, I cried and I loved every minute of it!
Read this book! It’s such an inspiring story and definitely a cautionary tale. Sarah lays it all out there. After reading this, nobody could deny that alcohol sucks. It almost took this beautiful, talented, generous young woman away. Grateful she survived and shared her knowledge with the world.
Sarah, you rock!

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Loved it!

Loved her story! I can totally relate to it. Thank you for sharing it without the word.

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Parent please read or listen to this

My daughter has fought addiction for 10 years, it feels hopeless. This will help ease the pain and give you a vision for a possible site into what it can be.

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love!

I simply loved this book! I have seen tough reviews on it but I don't read or listen to books for their perfection but more for the story. Sarah is so open and unapologetic in sharing her story that makes me feel like it is ok that I am a hot mess express as well. I am really loving the journal that goes along with it too!

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This book is for the author, not the reader

Recording was tin-can-y, story not particularly compelling. Author seems to be telling the story for her own cathartic purposes rather than offering any real value for the reader. Could not finish this book, it wasn't worth my time.

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If you’re over 25, pass

I do not want to disparage the author she is braze and should be proud of what she has produced There is also most certainly an audience for this book and hopefully she will reach those young women. However, If you are over 25 do yourself a favor and spend your money on one of the other amazing books on this genre.

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