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Drag Queen Detective, Book 5
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Shane Morton
About this listen
On the Rainbow Journey cruise to Alaska, everyone is having a blast – everyone, that is, except for the corpse.
Trapped on a cruise ship with a killer isn’t fun for anyone.
Victor and Harper have to find the murderer before they can strike again.
In the VIP suites a killer is on the loose. The Seeker of the Seas, an LGBTQIA+ cruise line is hosting a large group of partiers and the fun is starting to become deadly. Hoping to get a vacation - Victor, Harper, Cory and Jensen are excited to get out of Maple Bay and let loose. But someone else has other plans. Soon Victor and his friends are thrown into another mystery that they have to solve before anyone else gets hurt.
The VIP guests are keeping their secrets. Can Victor find out the truth or will he have to call on Vicki Dean to help solve the mystery? You already know that answer.
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