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Să ni-l imaginăm pe Urmuz într-o cameră încuiată pe dinăuntru, citindu-le fraţilor şi surorilor lui mai mici tot felul de pagini bizare. Pe atunci, Urmuz nu era Urmuz, ci Demetru. În familie i se spunea Mitică. Se aude? Din cînd în cînd, dinspre camera aceea răzbat către noi, traversînd spaţiul şi timpul, hohotele de rîs ale fraţilor şi surorilor lui Urmuz. Se aude? Dacă, printr-un miracol, oraşul ar amuţi într-o noapte pentru măcar cîteva secunde, în Bucureşti s-ar auzi, poate, dinspre numărul 13 al străzii Apolodor, hohotele de rîs ale acelor fiinţe care ştiau să se amuzeze. După aproape o sută de ani de absurditate, teribilul umor al lui Urmuz continuă să înfigă gloanţe în formă de pîlnie în tîmpla literaturii române. Ceea ce face Urmuz nu e literatură, ci stamatematică.
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Urmuz m-a cucerit demult si dintr-odata! Textele lui ilogice au pentru mine o logica savuroasa si de un efect comic surprinzator si irezistibil. Am primit cu placere invitatia de a-l citi pentru un audiobook iar imprimarea a fost o adevarata delectare, pe care sper sa o aiba si cei ce o vor asculta.
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