
Oni Umeshu Mojito
A GameLit Urban Fantasy (High Table Hijinks, Book 4)
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Dansare Marks
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The world is saved and threatened again. No secrets are safe. One vacation muddled with mint, please.
Marcus Bola and the Wild Hunt saved Egypt from itself and stopped a threat that no one had seen coming, just in time to be thrust into a deity-ordered lockdown. So, when the chance came to go on vacation? They were in their cosplay and letting loose in the Land of the Rising Sun before anyone could change their mind.
Old friends pop in to say hello, just as all hell breaks loose. Someone’s shedding light on things they shouldn't, and the clock is ticking. An organization from the shadows threatens the country—the world itself—and that's not even the worst part.
Myths and legends have become a target; their tales may be erased.
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- Charles Longstaff
- 06-13-22
Better and better!
The story gets better and better with every entry in the series! John takes us deeper into the rabbit hole and the universe this series resides in gets a little larger. The narrators have done great work as usual as well. Can't wait for the next one!
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- Danny Moody
- 09-10-22
Another solid entry
This is a really fun series. This book lives up to the high standard that has been set in this series. I love the characters and the world building. The narration is very well done. I love that it has two narrators. It definitely brings greater value to the book.
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- Lluvianys Fraticelli
- 05-27-24
The twist and turns
The whole series is great, Chris is insanely talented and deserves are the great! Keep it up man!
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- SiviD
- 11-13-22
a solid urban fantasy
Chris is not only a good man but a solid author. if you like urban fantasy, pick this up
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- FG
- 10-21-22
I love this series
I really do love everything written by Chris. I think he could re-write the US tax Code and make it fun to read. You can never go wrong reading one of his books!
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- A Murphy
- 05-21-22
Marcus’s awesome Japanese vacation
Marcus, Arden, and Cassia are off to Japan. This should be an amazing trip for the anime loving ladies! Japan has a very rich history of mythological beings. What could possibly go wrong? Marcus just wants a vacation.
This has been a awesome awesome series to develop new characters. More importantly, this book does a lot of set up work for the next story arc. Without getting spoilery, an antagonist of the story is really complicated. You feel for the character, but certainly not their methods. I’m very interested to see where this goes!
Content warning: Language.
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- Ben
- 05-17-22
Chris John's is awesome!
I seriously love this author's work! these stories are so fun and to see his world coming to fruition has been awesome! looking forward to the next book! can't wait!
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- Josh Noneya
- 06-18-22
I love this series!
if you've enjoyed the series so far then you'll definitely enjoy this book as well!
great narration!
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- Tracie G
- 08-23-23
I really enjoy this series
Can’t wait for more books to be added to this series and the one with Zeke also. Please give us a couple more books bringing him home.
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- tyler dempsey
- 05-18-22
another great one.
man, Chris Johns, another great book in the annals of history. you're on fire, my dude. what a ride. im loving how everything is interconnected. keep the fire going, my dude, we're rooting for you.
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