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Narrated by:
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Luke Daniels
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By:
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Kevin Hearne
About this listen
If you give Oberon the Irish wolfhound a bath, he's going to ask you for a story. Fortunately, his human, Atticus, has many centuries of life under his belt as the Iron Druid, and a whole lot of stories to share. Enjoy twelve new short stories from the New York Times bestselling series the Iron Druid Chronicles.
Join Oberon and his Boston terrier buddy, Starbuck, in the tub as they hear about Corrie Ten Boom, Junko Tabei, Francisco de Miranda, Johannes Kepler, and many other figures from history spanning centuries. Sack Rome with King Alaric of the Visigoths or have a think with Auguste Rodin! Let the sparks fly with Michael Faraday or go down to the crossroads with Robert Johnson! And witness the fulfillment of the prophecy regarding the Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha, wherein a man in white with poor eyesight will craft a liquid paradox…!
Oberon's Bathtime Stories are a wonderful addition (or entry) into the Iron Druid Chronicles. Stories include:
"The Watchmaker"
"The Grocery Sack of Rome"
"Another Mountain to Climb"
"The Human Dynamo"
"The Triple Nonfat Double Bacon Five-Cheese Mocha"
"The Spy Who Wrote Plays"
"Mississippi Devil"
"The Thinker"
"The Skinny Dipper"
"Seeking Harmony"
"A Riotous Distraction"
"The Man Who Dodged the Guillotine"
It also includes the bonus material of The Dead Flea Scrolls, Oberon’s religion for dogs.
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A plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy's untimely death...and also very fine cheese. Then there's a bard without a song in her heart but with a very adorable and fuzzy tail, an assassin who fears not the night but is terrified of chickens, and a mighty fighter more frightened of her sword than of her chain-mail bikini. This journey will lead to sinister umlauts, a trash-talking goat, and the Dread Necromancer Steve....
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Disappointing
- By Bruce D. Parker on 07-18-18
By: Kevin Hearne, and others
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Holy Crap
- A Guide to World Religions
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: RK Meier
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever wondered why gods are so obsessed with smiting people? Or why religious rules seem oddly fixated on what you can and can’t eat? Holy Crap: A Guide to World Religions takes you on a wildly entertaining ride through the world’s biggest faiths—roasting the absurdities, appreciating the wisdom, and answering life’s big questions (like whether Zeus would survive a paternity test). If you love history, mythology, and humor, this book is your next binge-listen.
By: Dustin Gross
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Twelve Months
- Dresden Files, Book 18
- By: Jim Butcher
- Length: 15 hrs
- Unabridged
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Harry Dresden has been through a lot, and so has his city. After Harry and his allies narrowly managed to save Chicago from being razed to the ground, everything is different—and it’s not just the current lack of electricity. In the battle, Harry lost people he cared about. And that's the kind of loss that takes a toll. Harry being Harry, he’s doing his level best to help the city and his friends recover and rebuild. But it’s a heavy load, and he needs time. But time is one thing Harry doesn’t have. Ghouls are prowling Chicago and taking out innocent civilians.
By: Jim Butcher
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Ratscalibur
- By: Josh Lieb
- Narrated by: Edoardo Ballerini
- Length: 3 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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When Joey is bitten by an elderly rat, he goes from aspiring seventh-grader to three-inch tall rodent. At first, Joey is amazed by his new rat self. The city streets call to him at night. Smells that would have repelled him before are suddenly tantalizing. (A chicken bone? Yes! A squashed cockroach? Like perfume!) And wow, the freedom! But when a bout of hunger leads Joey to pull the spork from the scone, he finds himself at the center of a longtime rat prophecy.
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It’s nice but like is there gunna be a sequel
- By JDizon on 09-24-23
By: Josh Lieb
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Die Schönheit der Weltformel
- By: Werner Heisenberg
- Narrated by: Werner Heisenberg
- Length: 8 hrs
- Unabridged
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Als Wunderkind, das sich schon früh mit der Schönheit der mathematischen Formeln und der Musik beschäftigt, hat Heisenberg ein untrügliches Gefühl für die drängenden Fragen der Physik...
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The Envoys of War
- The Envoys of Chaos, Book 1
- By: Dave Lawson
- Narrated by: Laurence Stirling Knott
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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As a bodyguard for the King’s Envoys, Gen is content with her life of traveling, drinking wine, and hitting things with her sword. It’s the perfect job. Until the King sends her and her friend Cordyn into war-torn enemy territory on a mission to deliver vital military intelligence to an allied nation.
By: Dave Lawson
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Napoleon's Egypt
- By: Juan Cole
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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In this vivid history, master storyteller and world-renowned historian Juan Cole tells the story of Napoleon's invasion of Egypt in 1798. Revealing Napoleon's reasons for leading the expedition against Egypt and showcasing the young general's fascinating views of the Orient, Cole delves into the psychology of both the military titan and his entourage.
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Couldn't finish
- By Matthew on 11-05-07
By: Juan Cole
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Must I Go
- A Novel
- By: Yiyun Li
- Narrated by: Jane Alexander, Alex McKenna, John Rubinstein
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Lilia Liska has shrewdly outlived three husbands, raised five children, and seen the arrival of 17 grandchildren. Now she has turned her keen attention to the diary of a long-forgotten man named Roland Bouley, with whom she once had a fleeting affair. Increasingly obsessed with Roland's intimate history, Lilia begins to annotate the diary with her own rather different version of events, revealing the surprising, long-held secrets of her past.
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Digging into an unknown world to her to further understand her daughter.
- By Julie on 08-01-20
By: Yiyun Li
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Magical Girl Crystal Genocide
- Making Friends After Causing the Apocalypse! (The Shattered Earth, Book 1)
- By: RavensDagger
- Narrated by: Dorrie Sacks, Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Hi there! I'm Magical Girl Crystal Genocide, one of the twelve magical girls, and sworn protectors of Earth! We were like a superhero squad, but with more sparkles! We fought day and night to keep the baddies at bay and the Earth safe. But, one day, our best wasn't good enough. So, we huddled up for a superhero brainstorm and decided to pool our powers for this mega, super-duper save-the-day plan. We kinda goofed. Big time. Instead of saving the day, we accidentally wiped out a quarter of the Milky Way.
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The narration took what could have been slightly annoying characters and made them adorable.
- By TankMuffin on 04-16-25
By: RavensDagger
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Battle Engines
- Book 2: Flames
- By: C. J. LaPolla
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 14 mins
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In "Battle Engines: Flames," the thrilling sequel to "Sparks," Groo, a skilled engineer, finds himself at the heart of a dangerous conflict in a war-torn, steampunk world. The Devoted, a formidable bronze battle engine, holds secrets that could turn the tides of war. Navigating treacherous battlefields and political deceit, Groo faces moral dilemmas and unimaginable challenges. With alliances shifting like shadows and trust being elusive, he must rely on his ingenuity and courage to survive. In a world where the lines between right and wrong blur, "Battle Engines: Flames" is a steampunk ...
By: C. J. LaPolla
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Gold Boy, Emerald Girl
- Stories
- By: Yiyun Li
- Narrated by: Angela Lin, James Yaegashi, Jackie Chung, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 47 mins
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Author Yiyun Li, honored as one of Granta’s 21 Best Young American Novelists under age 35, continues her illustrious career with this insightful collection of short stories. With compelling visions of the scrapes and unpleasant situations in which people find themselves, Li’s works trigger emotional responses of all types - whether through a tale of unrequited love, an unburdening of guilt, or something else entirely.
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Sometimes harsh, but always compelling
- By Dr. J. Adrienne Roth on 10-01-23
By: Yiyun Li
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Dead Blondes and Bad Mothers
- Monstrosity, Patriarchy, and the Fear of Female Power
- By: Sady Doyle
- Narrated by: Chloe Cannon
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
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Sady Doyle, hailed as "smart, funny, and fearless" by the Boston Globe, takes listeners on a tour of the female dark side, from the biblical Lilith to Dracula's Lucy Westenra, from the T-Rex in Jurassic Park to the teen witches of The Craft. She illuminates the women who have shaped our nightmares: Serial killer Ed Gein's "domineering" mother Augusta; exorcism casualty Anneliese Michel, starving herself to death to quell her demons; author Mary Shelley, dreaming her dead child back to life.
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This book is exceptional!
- By Chays Love on 09-19-19
By: Sady Doyle
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Reincarnation
- Path of Lazy Immortal, Book 1
- By: A.P. Gore, Patricia Jones
- Narrated by: Steve Corona
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
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Reincarnated into his old self, Li Wei starts over at the lowest point of his life. Marred with a crippled body, he has to depend on his mastery of arrays and future knowledge to carve his own path in the brutal cultivation world. With his old friends and animal companions, Li Wei sets out on an epic journey to fix his past life's mistakes, achieve his dao, and fight the heavens. With a SYSTEM to help him, his journey might be easier this time. Or it might not be.
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TOO. MUCH. EXPOSITION.
- By AJ on 04-23-23
By: A.P. Gore, and others
The Dead Flee Scrolls!
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These are short stories of one view of the world, as explained to 2 very good dogs.
The book is also an interesting history lesson with humor and an implied “can we please all just get along” undercurrent.
I loved it. Things are chaos now. It’s good to know that others believe kindness is always the best route.
Light reading with deep thoughts
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Another fun Oberon book
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Oberon Does it Again!
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Glad to be back in the story
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Don't get me wrong they're not bad stories in the slightest. I just miss the main series, so these stories are kinda a silly diversion.
It's like the new episodes of futurama.
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loved the bloopers
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For those who fell in love with these two in the Iron Druid Chronicles, this is just a wonderful way to drop back into the wonderful zany world of Oberon, an immortal Irish Wolfhound who has gone on many adventures over MANY centuries with his human Atticus. This time, he is asking for stories - with a few of his own thrown in as well.
I listened to this on audio and part of the joy was hearing this told through the voice of Luke Daniels - who has been the voice of Atticus and Oberon for the entire series. I can't imagine NOT hearing/listening to this on audio and while I am sure the book was just as awesome - there is something about the way that Mr. Daniels has portrayed these guys through the years that I have just missed.
This was a fun trip back into their world.
Man I missed these guys......
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intriguing and funny
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everything you ever wanted in a story!
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