
How to Sex Your Snake
A June Nash Misadventure
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Cassandra Medcalf
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Melissa Banczak
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A pool of blood. A missing body. A brother accused of murder. June Nash has the worst luck.
June's got a pretty easy job as the personal assistant to her twin brother, star of the number one nature show on TV. Then he's accused of murder. Which sucks. Networks tend to fire first and ask questions later. And June doesn't want to lose her cushy assistant job. Or, you know, see her twin end up in jail. When she stumbles onto a clue, she's forced to turn to the only person who can prove her brother's innocence: her arch nemesis. Just one problem. Somebody wants him dead.
Now, she's caught in a race against time as they navigate creepy crawlies, gangsters with a grudge, and deranged super fans. Can she get the evidence back in time to clear her brother's name? If she fails, it's the end of his career. And probably her life.
If you like laugh-out-loud adventure and heroines who take on the world on their own terms, you'll love How to Sex Your Snake, the first book in the June Nash mysteries. Get this wild ride today!
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- Terri V
- 02-18-24
Hilarious and Entertaining
I quickly became a fan of this book and series. The characters are well written and very loveable. Great description and insanity of June's luck. Great series to binge!
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- Asay
- 04-03-18
Rosie Zwaduk's performance is spectacular!
Rosie Zwaduk embodies the character of June Nash fantastically for a high-octane tale of misadventure
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