Goon Squad
Year One
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Narrated by:
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Gabrielle de Cuir
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Nicholas Guy Smith
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Jim Meskimen
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Stefan Rudnicki
About this listen
An ongoing, episodic "prose comic" from which the pictures are summoned by the magic of words, Goon Squad is set in an alternate version of modern-day Manchester. Its biggest divergence from the real city is that it - along with most other large urban centers - has a team of superheroes to protect it against unusual threats with which the conventional forces of law and order would have problems.
Goon Squad: Year One offers three action-packed volumes in a single collection:
Goon Squad, Vol. 1: Special Talents
- "The New Girl"
- "Nightclubbing"
- "By the Water, by the Grave"
- "Changes"
- "No-No Dojo"
- "Exterminating Angel"
Goon Squad, Vol. 2: Without Sin
- "A Star in Strange Ways"
- "Holy Fool"
- "Dead Man Tells Tale"
- "A Brief History of the Goon Squad"
- "Tale of Terror"
- "Pomona Island"
Goon Squad, Vol. 3: Old Enemies
- "Life During Wartime"
- "Red Wolf, Red Wolf, Does Whatever a Red Wolf Can"
- "Shadow of the Vivisector"
- "The Man from Switzerland"
- "The End of the Year Show"
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LONDON, 1891. Elizabeth Whittle and William Grant enjoy scalping London’s bourgeoisie, taking on the personas of grand spiritist Cerulia Trent and her agent to connect the living and the dead. When a detective arrives, sniffing out fraud with a scientifically minded spiritualist society, the duo decides to take one last job before escaping to the continent. However, their final séance ends horrifically … and soon Lizzie isn’t Lizzie anymore.
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Not a bad introduction to this author but his other works are much better. Try them.
- By StuHarr on 07-13-24
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Carter & Lovecraft
- By: Jonathan L. Howard
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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Daniel Carter used to be a homicide detective, but his last case - the hunt for a serial killer - went wrong in strange ways and soured the job for him. Now he's a private investigator trying to live a quiet life. Strangeness, however, has not finished with him. First, he inherits a bookstore in Providence from someone he's never heard of, along with an indignant bookseller who doesn't want a new boss.
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A mistakes that worked out in my favor.
- By Frae on 03-06-17
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Johannes Cabal and the Blustery Day
- And Other Tales of the Necromancer
- By: Jonathan L. Howard
- Narrated by: Nicholas Guy Smith
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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Johannes Cabal is a necromancer - and he's slightly infamous. Johannes Cabal and the Blustery Day: And Other Tales of the Necromancer features seven of Cabal's most frightening adventures, including "Exeunt Demon King", "The Ereshkigal Working", "Johannes Cabal and the Blustery Day", and more. Also included is an original introduction written and read by the author.
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Cabal's Shorter Adventures Don't Disappoint
- By Owen C. Marshall on 02-25-17
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Katya's World
- By: Jonathan L. Howard
- Narrated by: Annie Hemingway
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
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The distant world of Russalka has no land, only the raging sea; no clear skies, only storm clouds. Beneath the waves, the people live in pressurised environments and take what they need from the ocean. It is a hard life, but it is theirs and they fought a war against Earth to protect it. But wars leave wounds that never quite heal. Katya Kuriakova doesn't care much about ancient history like that, though. She is making her first submarine voyage as crew; the first journey of what she expects to be a nice, simple career. There is nothing nice and simple about the deep black waters of Russalka, however....
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Perfectly fine, but that’s all.
- By murali on 12-11-20
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Discordia
- An Audible Original
- By: Max Barry
- Narrated by: Andrew Call
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
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He's a part-time gardener and car thief. She's a murderous nun on a holy mission from another dimension. Together, they can save the world from a politically charged alien invasion - but only if the world wants to be saved. From Max Barry, the author of Jennifer Government, Providence and Lexicon comes a satirical speculative adventure for fans of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Adjustment Day by Chuck Palahniuk.
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If the Enlightened Centrism meme gained sentience
- By Gerardo Iván Ascencio Salcedo on 10-21-21
By: Max Barry
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The Wrath of N'Kai (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Arkham Horror, Book 1
- By: Josh Reynolds
- Narrated by: Andy Brownstein, Chris Davenport, Chris Genebach, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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Countess Alessandra Zorzi, international adventurer and thief, arrives in Arkham pursuing an ancient body freshly exhumed from a mound in Oklahoma. Before she can steal it, another party beats her to it. During the resulting gunfight at the Miskatonic Museum, the countess makes eye contact with the petrified corpse and begins an adventure of discovery outside her wildest experiences. Now, caught between her mysterious client, the police, and a society of necrophagic connoisseurs, she finds herself on the trail of a resurrected mummy as well as the star-born terror gestating within it.
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Fantastic story and Pulpy feel
- By C.T. on 02-08-23
By: Josh Reynolds
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Call of Cthulhu®: The Shadow on the Glass
- By: Jonathan L. Howard
- Narrated by: Samuel Roukin
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
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LONDON, 1891. Elizabeth Whittle and William Grant enjoy scalping London’s bourgeoisie, taking on the personas of grand spiritist Cerulia Trent and her agent to connect the living and the dead. When a detective arrives, sniffing out fraud with a scientifically minded spiritualist society, the duo decides to take one last job before escaping to the continent. However, their final séance ends horrifically … and soon Lizzie isn’t Lizzie anymore.
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Not a bad introduction to this author but his other works are much better. Try them.
- By StuHarr on 07-13-24
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Carter & Lovecraft
- By: Jonathan L. Howard
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Daniel Carter used to be a homicide detective, but his last case - the hunt for a serial killer - went wrong in strange ways and soured the job for him. Now he's a private investigator trying to live a quiet life. Strangeness, however, has not finished with him. First, he inherits a bookstore in Providence from someone he's never heard of, along with an indignant bookseller who doesn't want a new boss.
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A mistakes that worked out in my favor.
- By Frae on 03-06-17
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Johannes Cabal and the Blustery Day
- And Other Tales of the Necromancer
- By: Jonathan L. Howard
- Narrated by: Nicholas Guy Smith
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Johannes Cabal is a necromancer - and he's slightly infamous. Johannes Cabal and the Blustery Day: And Other Tales of the Necromancer features seven of Cabal's most frightening adventures, including "Exeunt Demon King", "The Ereshkigal Working", "Johannes Cabal and the Blustery Day", and more. Also included is an original introduction written and read by the author.
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Cabal's Shorter Adventures Don't Disappoint
- By Owen C. Marshall on 02-25-17
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Katya's World
- By: Jonathan L. Howard
- Narrated by: Annie Hemingway
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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The distant world of Russalka has no land, only the raging sea; no clear skies, only storm clouds. Beneath the waves, the people live in pressurised environments and take what they need from the ocean. It is a hard life, but it is theirs and they fought a war against Earth to protect it. But wars leave wounds that never quite heal. Katya Kuriakova doesn't care much about ancient history like that, though. She is making her first submarine voyage as crew; the first journey of what she expects to be a nice, simple career. There is nothing nice and simple about the deep black waters of Russalka, however....
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Perfectly fine, but that’s all.
- By murali on 12-11-20
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Discordia
- An Audible Original
- By: Max Barry
- Narrated by: Andrew Call
- Length: 7 hrs and 1 min
- Original Recording
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He's a part-time gardener and car thief. She's a murderous nun on a holy mission from another dimension. Together, they can save the world from a politically charged alien invasion - but only if the world wants to be saved. From Max Barry, the author of Jennifer Government, Providence and Lexicon comes a satirical speculative adventure for fans of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Adjustment Day by Chuck Palahniuk.
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If the Enlightened Centrism meme gained sentience
- By Gerardo Iván Ascencio Salcedo on 10-21-21
By: Max Barry
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The Wrath of N'Kai (Dramatized Adaptation)
- Arkham Horror, Book 1
- By: Josh Reynolds
- Narrated by: Andy Brownstein, Chris Davenport, Chris Genebach, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Original Recording
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Countess Alessandra Zorzi, international adventurer and thief, arrives in Arkham pursuing an ancient body freshly exhumed from a mound in Oklahoma. Before she can steal it, another party beats her to it. During the resulting gunfight at the Miskatonic Museum, the countess makes eye contact with the petrified corpse and begins an adventure of discovery outside her wildest experiences. Now, caught between her mysterious client, the police, and a society of necrophagic connoisseurs, she finds herself on the trail of a resurrected mummy as well as the star-born terror gestating within it.
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Fantastic story and Pulpy feel
- By C.T. on 02-08-23
By: Josh Reynolds
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Grand Theft Astro
- By: Scott Meyer
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
- Length: 9 hrs and 55 mins
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It is the distant future, and Baird is a loner, a part time spy, and a notorious alleged thief. “Notorious” for the audacity of her crimes; “alleged” because nobody has ever been able to legally prove she committed any of them. When the hush-hush agency known as the Toolbox recruits Baird, being a clandestine operative seems like a great way to get paid to do what she already does anyway. That is, until a mission goes wrong, and Baird is infected with a deadly virus.
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gARgles = Aumented Reality Goggles
- By MeDC on 08-02-21
By: Scott Meyer
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Isaac Steele and the Forever Man
- The Isaac Steele Chronicles
- By: Daniel Rigby
- Narrated by: Daniel Rigby
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
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Agent Isaac Steele has problems. He spends all his splibs on drink and drugs. He has some deep-seated and very much unresolved issues with his parents. And his robotic partner at Greatest Britain’s Department of Clarification, Dr Timothy Stephens, is ruled more by his heart than his hard drive. But all these issues take a back seat when Isaac stumbles upon a case involving the most sensitive information in the cosmos - a Never File, inaccessible to all except those with the highest clearance. He is expressly forbidden to involve himself. So naturally he does.
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Bombastic comedic rollercoster
- By Hillary on 09-14-21
By: Daniel Rigby
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The Expert System's Brother
- By: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Narrated by: Shaun Grindell
- Length: 4 hrs and 2 mins
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After an unfortunate accident, Handry is forced to wander a world he doesn't understand, searching for meaning. He soon discovers that the life he thought he knew is far stranger than he could even possibly imagine. Can an unlikely savior provide the answers to the questions he barely comprehends?
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Unexpected brevity, told with gravitas
- By Ian on 08-02-19
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The Outstretched Shadow
- The Obsidian Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Mercedes Lackey, James Mallory
- Narrated by: Susan Ericksen
- Length: 30 hrs and 38 mins
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Kellen Tavadon, son of the Arch-Mage Lycaelon, thought he knew the way the world worked. His father, leading the wise and benevolent Council of Mages, protected and guided the citizens of the Golden City of the Bells. Young Mages in training---all men, for women were unfit to practice magic---memorized the intricate details of High Magic and aspired to seats on the council.
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Long, but enjoyable
- By AvidReader91 on 07-13-15
By: Mercedes Lackey, and others
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Ranger Boxed Set
- Books 1-3
- By: Charles Lamb
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 24 hrs and 35 mins
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Alex discovers he has been dropped in the middle of an ancient struggle for power, in a land where magic replaces science. If he can survive the near future, he has the potential to become a great wizard, feared by the very people he needs to protect.
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Wow, very casually open racist stereotypes
- By JenZ on 11-17-23
By: Charles Lamb
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Age of Stone
- Rise of Mankind Series, Book 1
- By: Jez Cajiao
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 16 hrs and 44 mins
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Matt's just an ordinary guy, but when he's beaten, robbed, and left for dead, bleeding out at the bottom of a gully, it all has to change as he grasps frantically at his only chance for survival, coming as it does in the form of a glowing, dangerously pulsing light. With his reality forever altered, Matt must quickly find a suitable place to deploy the Dungeon Core, fighting his way through the hundreds of people between him and safety, because if he doesn't do it soon, a Core Detonation will solve all of his problems for him....permanently.
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Lots of dumb
- By Lionelle on 10-10-21
By: Jez Cajiao
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The Forgetting Moon
- By: Brian Lee Durfee
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 30 hrs and 44 mins
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Welcome to the Five Isles, where war has come in the name of the invading army of Sor Sevier, a merciless host driven by the prophetic fervor of the Angel Prince, Aeros, toward the last unconquered kingdom of Gul Kana. Yet Gault, one of the elite Knights Archaic of Sor Sevier, is growing disillusioned by the crusade he is at the vanguard of just as it embarks on his Lord Aeros' greatest triumph. While the eldest son of the fallen king of Gul Kana now reigns in ever increasing paranoid isolationism, his two sisters seek their own paths.
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alright-ish
- By Matthew on 05-10-19
By: Brian Lee Durfee
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Forging Hephaestus
- Villains' Code Series, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Amy Landon
- Length: 26 hrs and 58 mins
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Gifted with meta-human powers, Tori Rivas kept away from the limelight, preferring to work as a thief in the shadows. But when she's captured trying to rob a vault that belongs to a secret guild of villains, she's offered a hard choice: prove she has what it takes to join them or be eliminated. Apprenticed to one of the world's most powerful (and supposedly dead) villains, she is thrust into a strange world where the lines that divide superheroes and criminals are more complex than they seem.
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A Nice Surprise with some Really Fun Characters
- By Small Mountain on 09-29-17
By: Drew Hayes
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The 13th Paladin Boxed Set
- Books 1-3
- By: Torsten Weitze, Tim Casey - translator
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 43 hrs and 57 mins
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Ahren's life consists of being beaten up by his drunkard father or bullied by the village lads. But at the annual suitability tests for apprenticeships, the young boy finds himself selected by Falk, the guardian of the forest, to be his apprentice and his world is turned upside down.
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couple of messed up things to it.
- By Matt on 02-08-22
By: Torsten Weitze, and others
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Baldwin’s Legacy Boxed Set
- Baldwin's Legacy Series, Books 1-6
- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: James Patrick Cronin
- Length: 53 hrs and 12 mins
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The complete Baldwin's Legacy series.
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A VERY Enjoyable Series
- By G. Jefford on 02-08-22
By: Nathan Hystad
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Theft of Swords [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Riyria Revelations, Book 1
- By: Michael J. Sullivan
- Narrated by: Amanda Forstrom, Andrew Quilpa, Andy Brownstein, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 59 mins
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There is no ancient evil to defeat, no orphan destined for greatness, just two guys in the wrong place at the wrong time. Royce Melborn, a skilled thief, and his mercenary partner, Hadrian Blackwater, make a profitable living carrying out dangerous assignments for conspiring nobles until they become the unwitting scapegoats in a plot to murder the king. Sentenced to death, they have only one way out...and so begins this tale of treachery and adventure, sword fighting and magic, myth and legend. Avempartha is the second of a six book series entitled the Riyria Revelations.
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Could do without the commercials throughout it
- By Amazon Customer on 01-26-22
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The Dispatcher
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Zachary Quinto
- Length: 2 hrs and 18 mins
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Zachary Quinto - best known for his role as the Nimoy-approved Spock in the recent Star Trek reboot and the menacing, power-stealing serial killer, Sylar, in Heroes - brings his well-earned sci-fi credentials and simmering intensity to this audio-exclusive novella from master storyteller John Scalzi. One day, not long from now, it becomes almost impossible to murder anyone - 999 times out of a thousand, anyone who is intentionally killed comes back. How? We don't know.
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IT'S HARD TO GET MYSTICAL ABOUT YOUR JOB
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-05-16
By: John Scalzi
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- Steven C Smith
- 02-22-19
I hated the music!
Seriously, I almost ditched the whole thing because the interlude music is so distractingly needless and terrible. I didn’t love the female reader’s version of Ian. The higher register made him sound whiny, crass, and just constantly abrupt.
I really enjoyed the story itself, but have to say again, why the hell did they use the reject “Saved by the Bell” intro music. Really bad choice. Especially when the chapter ended on something poignant or deep. Ruined the effect immediately.
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- KittyQ
- 10-02-20
More books please!
so, can there please be more books? there has to be more to this series. that can't be the end of the Goon Squad.
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- Laura Lovegren
- 04-04-21
Better than expected!
This was a pretty fun series. I read the three first books and want more.
I disagree with the accent complaints, I think the narrator was consistent and read with great inflection and enthusiasm.
I enjoyed the musical interludes and sound effects. They gave the story more grit and a film noir type of feel to it.
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- DippyDad
- 11-21-21
Wow
This was everything that a kid could hope for in an audible version of a comic book! Absolutely freaking awesome!
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- PTibma
- 03-22-22
A fantastic story of human heroes
I downloaded this book as it was included and wanted something to listen to and must honestly say that I have greatly enjoyed the tales of these heroes and look forward to more adventures from them.
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- Jared Petrick
- 11-27-21
Good, but hurt by some poor production choices
The narration was all great, but the chapter break music was an unpleasant interruption every time.
The writing was often more rich than I expected for what otherwise felt like YA pulp.
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- HarmonicaJay
- 04-19-17
Manchester's Premiere Super Team
I like the Goon Squad series and I hope to see more of it. I like the characters, I like the stories, especially the last one, and I hope Howard continues with it. My one problem is that the narrator wasn't very good when it came to the male voices in the stories. I like her Nadia, but her voices of Ian and Gilbert became grating to me. Especially Ian. I hope that the next stories have more varied narration. I highly recommend this to anyone who likes superheroes.
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- Anthony L. Childs
- 06-09-20
Good stories GREAT voice acting meh sound effects
Anything Jonathan L. Howard writes I will buy/ read/ listen and these stories about a small team of "talents" (i.e. superheroes/ individuals with significantly enhanced abilities) and the world around them are charming, enjoyable and while not on the level of Johannes Cabal or Carter & Lovecraft series I think are still worth your time and money. Voice acting is top notch. I liked the IDEA of including sound effects to further the experience but I found them clumsily implemented (the narrator describes the sound and then you hear the sound). In this case either leave the sounds out (they're adequate, not amazing) or at least have them occur while they're being described instead of immediately after being described. Very clumsy.
POSSIBLY suitable for advanced/ mature YA fiction readers (the characters are in their 20s and older) but you'd have to make that call. Howard does have the YA novel/ series Katya but I haven't read that so I can't compare.
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- Ironman2ooo
- 10-02-20
A lot of fun.
The narration was great, fun style and characters even with some of the darker moments. Can't wait to hear the next volume.
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- HoratioCornholer
- 07-10-21
Interesting story with audio embellishments
I liked the blending of narration and background sounds/noises... It was like an old radio play. Stefan Rudnicki's performance as the villain was particularly enjoyable. The only thing I didn't enjoy (hence the 1 star ding) was the obnoxious musical riff at the end of every book/story. It got tiresome after the first one.
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