Galaxy Cruise: The Maiden Voyage
Galaxy Cruise, Book 1
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Humanity needed a hero. It got a karaoke DJ.
Leo MacGavin is not the brightest specimen of humanity, but when he inadvertently rescues a flirty alien heiress, he’s promoted from second-rate lounge entertainer to captain of the galaxy’s most sophisticated cruise ship.
Before he can flee in terror, a human-hating executive gives Leo an ultimatum: complete the vessel’s maiden voyage or mankind’s last colony will be turned into a sewage dump. To make matters worse, a militant cyborg is undermining his authority, a giant spider is terrifying the passengers, and a sentient plant keeps stealing all the beer.
If Leo ever wants to see his home again, he’ll have to keep the guests happy through seven days of onboard antics and madcap shore excursions. As strange malfunctions tear the ship apart, can he hold his rag-tag crew together, or will he flush the last bastion of humanity down the crapper?
The Maiden Voyage is a hilarious sci-fi comedy adventure. It includes a bonus story, "Language Barrier".
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- Narrated by: Jonathan Todd Ross
- Length: 11 hrs and 27 mins
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Darius Drake is desperate to save his daughter, Cassandra. So desperate he's willing to risk their lives in cryo-sleep to give her a future. But the dark, freezing vault where he wakes up is nothing like the luxurious Florida hospital he remembers. Everything about this place is alien to him, even the language. Little does he know how alien it really is. Darius and his daughter go exploring their new surroundings with a few others from the cryo pods, and they soon discover frozen, mutilated bodies everywhere.
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Alien/Predator/Star Wars mashup
- By Leonidas Karr on 08-28-18
By: Jasper T. Scott
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Starflight
- By: Melissa Landers
- Narrated by: Amanda Dolan
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Solara Brooks needs a fresh start, someplace where nobody cares about the engine grease beneath her fingernails or the felony tattoos across her knuckles. The outer realm may be lawless, but it's not like the law has ever been on her side. Still, off-world travel doesn't come cheap; Solara is left with no choice but to indenture herself in exchange for passage to the outer realm.
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Better than expected
- By Jessica Jones on 04-17-16
By: Melissa Landers
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Nemesis
- By: Brendan Reichs
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne, Emily Rankin, Paul Boehmer
- Length: 13 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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It's been happening since Min was eight. Every two years, on her birthday, a strange man finds her and murders her in cold blood. But hours later, she wakes up in a clearing just outside her tiny Idaho hometown - alone, unhurt, and with all evidence of the horrifying crime erased.
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What is Nemesis?
- By Joanna on 04-23-17
By: Brendan Reichs
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Arcadian Genesis
- By: Greig Beck
- Narrated by: Sean Mangan
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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Alex Hunter - in the mission that turned him from a normal man into the weapon known as the Arcadian - and the elite team of soldiers known as the Hotzone All-Forces Warfare Commandos must enter a hostile country to rescue a defected Chechen researcher from the centre of a country at war. But the HAWCs are not the only ones looking for the rogue scientist and the mysterious package he carries with him. A brutal and relentless killer and his death squad are on the trail, too - and they bring a savagery with them that Hunter and his team have never witnessed before in modern warfare.
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Not bad, but not great
- By Michael on 02-27-22
By: Greig Beck
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The Ember War
- Publisher's Pack, Books 1-2
- By: Richard Fox
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 15 hrs and 37 mins
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The Ember War, book 1: The Earth is doomed. Humanity has a chance. In the near future, an alien probe arrives on Earth with a pivotal mission: to determine if humanity has what it takes to survive the impending invasion by a merciless armada. The probe discovers Marc Ibarra, a young inventor who holds the key to a daring gambit that could save a fraction of Earth's population. Humanity's only chance lies with Ibarra's ability to keep a terrible secret and engineer the planet down the narrow path to survival.
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A COUPLE OF BULLETS AND FOUL LANGUAGE TO DEFEND
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 12-10-16
By: Richard Fox
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War of the Spheres
- By: James Millington, B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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When humanity reaches for the stars, our probes are destroyed. They crash into an incredibly advanced piece of technology: a massive force-field. Unknown beings have placed a barrier around our star and planets, enclosing us within. We’re locked inside a Great Sphere. Was this invisible obstacle built to imprison us - or to protect us? No one knows the truth, but it soon becomes clear the barrier has leaks. Aliens infiltrate and try to sabotage our efforts to escape our cage.
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misleading summary...
- By Neil Kresl on 04-04-19
By: James Millington, and others
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Star Soldier
- Doom Star, Book 1
- By: Vaughn Heppner
- Narrated by: Ely Miles
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
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It’s survival of the fittest in a brutal war of extinction! Created in the gene labs as super soldiers, the Highborn decide to replace the obsolete Homo sapiens. They pirate the Doom Stars and capture the Sun Works Ring around Mercury. Now they rain asteroids, orbital fighters and nine-foot tall drop troops onto Earth in a relentless tide of conquest. Marten Kluge is on the receiving end. Hounded by Thought Police, he lives like an ant in a kilometer-deep city.
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Good book and the series only gets better!
- By ApplesOverOranges on 08-23-13
By: Vaughn Heppner
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The Disasters
- By: M. K. England
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 8 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Hotshot pilot Nax Hall has a history of making poor life choices. So it’s not exactly a surprise when he’s kicked out of the elite Ellis Station Academy in less than 24 hours. But Nax’s one-way trip back to Earth is cut short when a terrorist group attacks the Academy. Nax and three other washouts escape - barely - but they’re also the sole witnesses to the biggest crime in the history of space colonization. And the perfect scapegoats. On the run, Nax and his fellow failures plan to pull off a dangerous heist to spread the truth.
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Fabulous!
- By Maria W on 07-01-19
By: M. K. England
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The Atlantis Ship
- By: A. C. Hadfield
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 36 mins
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Carson Mach, a former war hero turned freelancer, seeks the biggest payday of his life when he's tasked to hunt down a ghost ship that has echoed through the centuries. The legendary Atlantis ship has become a reality, appearing at the Commonwealth frontier and obliterating an orbital station.
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Very Good Story, Looking Forward to the Next Book
- By Striker on 09-13-15
By: A. C. Hadfield
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Ashfall Prophecy
- By: Pittacus Lore
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
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Syd Chambers grew up on Earth with his human mother and barely remembers his alien father from Denza, who left on a mission when Syd was very young. After leaving Earth, Syd learned the truth of his father’s disappearance on the planet Ashfall—his father had died protecting a devastating secret about the history between humans and Denzans.
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the pace
- By troy douglas on 07-12-24
By: Pittacus Lore
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The Sheriff of Yrnameer
- A Novel
- By: Michael Rubens
- Narrated by: William Dufris
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
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Meet Cole: hapless space rogue, part-time smuggler, on a path to being full-time dead. His sidekick just stole his girlfriend. The galaxy's most hideous and feared bounty hunter wants to lay eggs in his brain. And the luxury space yacht Cole just hijacked turns out of be filled with interstellar do-gooders, one especially loathsome stowaway, and a cargo of freeze-dried orphans.
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Fun, Light-hearted SF
- By Martin Moore on 08-30-09
By: Michael Rubens
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Unfathomed
- By: Ralph Kern
- Narrated by: Michael Kramer
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
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After months recuperating in hospital, US Marine Jack Cohen hoped a Caribbean cruise would help him recover from the horrific injuries he sustained fighting in the Middle East. Instead, when the ship is attacked, he is once again thrust into battle to protect Atlantica against the ruthless enemy hunting her, and the insidious threat already aboard.
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Bring me home...
- By R. J. Thorne on 07-15-17
By: Ralph Kern
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- High Priestess Enoch
- 02-19-23
Laughed My Ass Off
Ok, what kind of book do you expect when the storyline contains a cooperation named WTF ?? This was a rediculous, witty book book I really enjoyed. Deep charactor personalities, funny twists, great narration with different influx per character. I will be reading this whole series.
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- Sheldon
- 11-30-23
A bit lackluster story
The book had some good moments, but they were spaced pretty far apart and the rest was... uninspiring. The main character is unlikable and the story premise is far fetched and paper thin. When the book hits, it hits well. It just doesn't hit often. The "conclusion" addresses few of the problems put forth by the story and ends with a soft close, the short story that follows is mediocre and feels like a consolation prize for sitting through the main book. 3 stars feels generous.
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- Nelson A Hill
- 09-02-22
Interesting audio book .
I found the story a bit slow at first . After half way through it got better . I’d listen to the rest of the series , if it became available .
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- Frank W. Upham
- 02-09-24
The main character is a side character
The main character never does the right thing on purpose. It’s always luck that gets him through. Not really all that interesting because the main character is a dweeb
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- David Clark
- 09-08-22
Boring at best
I can't give it zero stars or I would. Save your time and money, look elsewhere for entertainment. I kept giving it a few more chapters to see if it was just a rough start. It wasn't. This book was so bad that I really do think I could do better. If this can get published, anything can. I understand that there is actually a series. Hey, I can write a series too. Can I get published?
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- Stevan B. Robinson
- 03-07-23
Don't "Flava Flav" unless "Chuck D" Is There!
I didn't like the story. I just couldn't connect with the characters. Character development was lacking and the author established the first problem to solve like a novice chess player pulling out his or her queen too soon. To make matters worse, three antagonists who are barely introduced instantaneously are talking about how someone has mishandled their interests again, moreover, their dialog was unfocused and ignored one of the main characters. Checkmate in four moves or the first hour of a nine hour story. I could make out that the bumbling anti-hero would be the captain, but not how he was supposed to carry the audience through an entire saga. This story and the silly captain struck me as very similar to the HBOmax series starring Hugh Laurie. I hope against hope that series wasn't lifted from these books. Worse yet, that this is the very same story and some brilliant scriptwriter polished this turd and got it greenlighted by HBO but failed to slap some sense into the author and make the changes and release the books again. I couldn't sit through one or a pair of audiobooks of this poor quality, but this foul saga is four books to date. There is just no way i can do it. I am not one to give up a story if there is some redeeming qualities. C'mon I have even seen all of the Sharknado movies for Zaphood's sake. For the author allow his P.R. person or team to make the claim, "If you like Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy then you will be just as amused and enthralled by this story." at best is wishful thinking; at worst is an outright lie. I am actually sorry I got the audiobook one for free. The actors and the engineers who made the production were nothing short of professional in their execution of their jobs. This is the author's fault for allowing a P.R, person to give this story that kind of introduction. Comedians say quite often, "Do NOT hype me up before I go on!! You A-hole!!! What if I bomb??? Well, folks this is an example of why you don't act like hype-man extraordinaire Flava Flav without Chuck D waiting to get on the microphone and deliver goods. Don't "Flava Flav unless Chuck D is there!
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