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- Adventures in the 39th Uncharted Dimension
- Narrated by: J. Scott Bennett
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
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Enter a world that is the ultimate valentine to those cheap and cheesy sci-fi/fantasy flicks from the 80s - a world with hot chicks, blind cyclopean wizards with bad attitudes, swamp zombies, purple cannibalistic aliens, talking gambling mutants that will cook you breakfast, hover-bikes, a gigantic ghost warrior, a ninja, a recently divorced and suicidal sorcerer, dragons, a cyborg demon and borrowed movie dialogue.
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Sam Sullivan has spent the last year of his life paralyzed. Unable to afford the state-of-the-art surgery needed to repair his spinal cord, Sam has lost all hope. But when the first fully immersive virtual-reality game goes live, Sam is given a second chance at life. If Sam can rise through the ranks and claim his kingdom, he just might be able to earn enough money to afford the surgery he so badly needs. Sam enters Rebirth Online excited to begin his adventure, but within 15 minutes of spawning in the game, he is robbed, beaten, and left for dead.
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to know that genre or to Pander to everyone
- By Cory on 03-04-19
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Edge of Eternity
- By: Randy Alcorn
- Narrated by: Roger Marsh, Phil Ross
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
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Nick Seagrave is a disillusioned business executive who has lost loved ones to tragedy and his family to neglect. Now, at a point of great crisis, he finds himself inexplicably transported to what appears to be another world. Suddenly he's confronted with profoundly clear views of his own past and personality. And he's enabled to see, hear, taste, and smell the realities of both heaven and hell - realities that force him to face dangers and trials far greater than any he's known before.
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AMAZING
- By Julie R. VanderMate on 08-12-10
By: Randy Alcorn
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The Archemi Online Chronicles Boxset: Books 1, 2 & 3
- A LitRPG Epic Fantasy Series (The Archemi Online Chronicles)
- By: James Osiris Baldwin
- Narrated by: Justin Thomas James, Jeff Hays, Laurie Catherine Winkel, and others
- Length: 45 hrs and 38 mins
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Before being conscripted to fight in the Total War, Private Hector Park had a shattered family, a collection of old video games, and a promising career as a motorcycle stuntman. Now, he is dying from a virus threatening humankind with extinction. He has three days to live. When Hector’s brother contacts him after years of hostile silence, Hector goes to try and make peace. But his brother offers him something even better: the chance to cheat death by joining him in Archemi, a full-immersion fantasy VR-RPG video game.
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fun narration & characters buuut...
- By ERIC ESTES on 01-29-24
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Dreams and Shadows
- A Novel
- By: C. Robert Cargill
- Narrated by: Vikas Adam
- Length: 13 hrs and 46 mins
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There is another world than our own - one no closer than a kiss and one no further than our nightmares - where all the stuff of which dreams are made is real and magic is just a step away. But once you see that world, you will never be the same. Dreams and Shadows takes us beyond this veil. Once bold explorers and youthful denizens of this magical realm, Ewan is now an Austin musician who just met his dream girl, and Colby, meanwhile, cannot escape the consequences of an innocent wish.
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An Amazing Book
- By hermanous on 04-14-13
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Entangled
- By: Graham Hancock
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam, Graham Hancock - introduction
- Length: 17 hrs and 34 mins
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Graham Hancock has spent decades researching and writing some of the most ambitious and successful nonfiction investigations into ancient civilizations and wisdom. Entangled uses all of Hancock's skills and knowledge to propel a fantasy adventure like nothing else preceding it. This is a time-slip novel, alternating between present-day California, Brazil, and prehistoric Spain, with two teenage female protagonists who must come together to avert an incredibly bloodthirsty takeover of the human race.
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Great Story
- By Morna L. on 03-27-12
By: Graham Hancock
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The Book of Magic
- By: Gardner Dozois - editor, Scott Lynch, Elizabeth Bear, and others
- Narrated by: Karissa Vacker, Sile Bermingham, Maxwell Caulfield, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 38 mins
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Hot on the heels of Gardner Dozois's acclaimed anthology The Book of Swords comes this companion volume devoted to magic. How could it be otherwise? For every Frodo, there is a Gandalf... and a Saruman. For every Dorothy, a Glinda... and a Wicked Witch of the West. What would Harry Potter be without Albus Dumbledore... and Severus Snape? Figures of wisdom and power, possessing arcane, often forbidden knowledge, wizards and sorcerers are shaped - or misshaped - by the potent magic they seek to wield.
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some stinkers mostly good
- By M.T. on 12-11-18
By: Gardner Dozois - editor, and others
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The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear
- By: Walter Moers
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 16 hrs and 9 mins
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Playful enough for young adult readers, yet as intricate and engaging as any work of literary fiction, The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear has the plot of a novel and the spontaneity and humor of a vintage comic book, making it already an instant cult classic.
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Hillarious and fantastic book and great listen
- By Paul on 03-25-11
By: Walter Moers
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Warrior: Monster Slayer
- Monsterworld Saga, Book 1
- By: Sam Ryder
- Narrated by: Soren Gray
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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Sam Ryder's life already sucks, and it's about to get worse when he's fired from his dead-end job as a programmer. He's about to head home to escape into his favorite RPG, Alien Civilization, when he's offered a thrill ride on a death machine by a gorgeous woman straight out of one of his games. Before Sam can say "WTF?", he's been whisked away to a dark world of monsters and goddesses, his body transformed from Outcast to Warrior, the second level on a ladder that may eventually carry him all the way to Demigod.
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for soft headed idiots
- By Chax on 12-06-18
By: Sam Ryder
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The Wrath of the Orphans
- Book One of Elmoryn's The Kinless Trilogy
- By: Chris Philbrook
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins
- Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins
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What do you do when everything you've ever known is ripped away from you, leaving nothing but ashes and charred memories behind? You get angry. So very angry. Malwynn and his twin sister, Umaryn, live in a small town in Northern Varrland. In idyllic New Picknell nearly nothing happens, and when their day-to-day routine is interrupted by a skirmish between an invading patrol of the dead from The Amaranth Empire and a defending force from Varrland, their world begins to come undone.
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FURIOUS TICKLING ENSUED
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-27-17
By: Chris Philbrook
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Things to Do in Denver When You're Un-Dead
- From the Files of the BSI, Book 1
- By: Mark Everett Stone
- Narrated by: Damon Abdallah
- Length: 10 hrs and 19 mins
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For 10 years Kal Hakala has been the Bureau of Supernatural Investigation's top man, the longest surviving agent in its blood-soaked history. The World At Large has no idea that The World Under exists. And its vampires, demons, zombies, and mythic monsters are growing increasingly restless. In all Kal's time with the Bureau, there has been no case he couldn't crack, no monster he couldn't kill. Then a plague of zombies comes to Denver, along with a vicious serial killer dubbed The Organ Donor.
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very, very enjoyable. a great listen
- By Dr Dionne P Joseph on 08-24-13
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The Beast of Barcroft
- By: Bill Schweigart
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
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Ben McKelvie believes he's moving up in the world when he and his fiancée buy a house in the cushy Washington, DC, suburb of Barcroft. Instead he's moving down - way down - thanks to Madeleine Roux, the crazy neighbor whose vermin-infested property is a permanent eyesore and looming hazard to public health. First Ben's fiancée leaves him; then his dog dies, apparently killed by a predator drawn into Barcroft by Madeleine's noxious menagerie. But the worst is yet to come for Ben.
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Just Bearable
- By Nancy Chilton-Kendrick on 06-18-17
By: Bill Schweigart
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Bored of the Rings
- A Parody
- By: The Harvard Lampoon
- Narrated by: Jim Meskimen
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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A quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom, and a furry little "hero" named Frito, ready - or maybe just forced by the wizard Goodgulf - to undertake the one mission that can save Lower Middle Earth from enslavement by the evil Sorhed. Luscious Elf-maidens, a roller-skating dragon, ugly plants that can soul kiss the unwary to death-these are just some of the ingredients in the wildest, wackiest, most irreverent excursion into fantasy realms that anyone has ever dared to undertake.
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Abridged and a brilliant story
- By Tomi_D on 06-17-24
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- Melissa and Josh
- 07-29-18
I liked it!
I ended up listening to this story because it was performed/narrated by one of my favorite narrators, the great, Scott Bennett.
I'm not even sure where to start. This story was completely different from anything I've ever read or listened to. It's a weird, random filled, funny, what-the-hell-am-I-listening-to, laugh-out-loud, kind of story. It was good! Since I'm a fan of toilet humor, this was such a fun listen to while I was out driving.
Having listened to several audiobooks by Mr. Bennett, there's always been a commonality between those stories (at least based on the ones I've listened to). This story though? Yeah...WOW...it's like he was able to show much more of his narrating skills. He did great with the accents/voices of the variety of characters, and I like his easy-going narrating. I so would have loved to have watched his face during some of the questionable parts he had to read. Oh! And his rapping skills! LOL I got to hear a new side to Mr. Bennett.
Questions/Comments:
How did the main guy's father become the Death Master?
When the purple guys pull/suck the main guy up to their ship, what exactly was the point of that? I mean, they didn't really talk to him, just let him know that they were being attacked, which led to him leaving on one of their smaller ships.
And if he'd been hanging out with Nicodemus for two months, what had they been doing?
When Chubbs (was it?) was showing the main guy the snail that made women want to have sex with the male holding it, why didn't Chandra comment about the snail's song? Or did that have something to do with her not talking much? Although there were times when she'd speak and it was about something random or unimportant.
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- Ronald Shaw
- 08-16-18
'I Have the Power!'
As a stated clearly in the introduction, this book pays homage to the over-the-top and empowered macho action style stories of the 1980s. If you're familiar with the popular cinematic and literary sensations of the time period, then there is little more that this review will tell you that you do not already know. If however this narrative style is unfamiliar to you then you need to prepare yourself for story where the hero though they may start from humble beginnings becomes ever increasingly powerful and the companion of their gender opposite is primarily a lustful and tempting icon of sexuality. The story will often and easily switch from normalcy, to space opera, to magic wielding fanciful creatures and undeveloped wilderness, and back again.
The narrator's ability to go from hardened icon of machismo to the painful internal monologue-ings of "why me?" are a benchmark of his vocal stylings. Along with an extensive vocal cast, the narrator's voice will easily pull you into the story and keep you grounded as the narrative itself waffles back and forth between the blended genres in classic 80s style.
The book itself feels like a one-off, and yet the author leaves many things unresolved which could in fact bolster what would seem to be random musings into a cohesive series. Despite its topsy-turvy and over-the-top roller coaster ride of action and clichés, there is a distinct story progression to be found within the pages if one plays very very close attention. Thus if you are a connoisseur of any of the aforementioned elements, this story will lead you on one wild adventure which may harken back to the days of your childhood.
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- Spooky Mike
- 08-03-18
Chock Full O' 80's Cheese
As you can read from everything this is an homage to every cheesy 80’s B science fiction movie made for TV. This truly is a wet dream for all prepubescent boys searching the late night shows after their parents go to bed hoping to find some scantily clad warrior woman fighting alongside some bare-chested barbarian. This story uniquely takes aspects of all different movies and strings them together in a nostalgic epic story. The level of awesomeness this story is able to achieve while reminding you of so many childhood movies and people is truly impressive.
I really enjoyed the humor in this book. You get the typical humor from cheesy B scifi, but also get some great dialogue. From the start I knew I was going to love this story when I heard, “Mr Big Dick and pap with an M16”. The whole fight in the beginning with Mr Big Dick and Pap was amazing and I had to rewind it just to listen again. The rest of the crude humor and utter nonsense are perfect for anyone looking to relive some juvenile antics as told by a immature boy. While being the Deathmaster, the main quest for Bobby is to get laid, so there is a lot of sexual conquest.
J. Scott Bennett is a great narrator and does this book justice. His character voices are spot on and he really brings the story to life. If you love scifi then you will love hearing Bennett serenade you with this epic tale of conquest.
I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- Deborah
- 08-03-18
Not for everyone
This was an odd listen. The narration was excellent. I like silly nonsense comedies and crude behavior and language doesn't usually bother me but, this one was a bit over the top. I stopped listening after knights were summoned using dog turds and then zombies raised from the knight's urine. I am sure there are those that will find this book utterly hilarious.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- D. Sturgeon
- 07-20-18
Great Story!
I received this audio book for free in exchange for my honest review. This quirky story is very well written and the narrator does an excellent job. I'm sure that you will thoroughly enjoy this one. I know I did.
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- Mad Max Reviews
- 03-10-20
Great narration but the humor just didn't hit...
J. Scott Bennett is a fun narrator and I listen to a lot of his work. Figured I'd give this title a try.
While is narration is great, the humor in this just didn't hit for me. I realize that humor (especially laced with 80s nostalgia) is subjective, so I don't fault the author. It's not you, it's me.
If you like absurdist humor with a healthy portion of 80s velveeta, then you'll probably adore this book.
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- Victoria Haugen
- 08-23-18
LOVED IT!!
As a child of the 80's, I loved this story, filled with 80's references from a zillion things/movies from the 80's you'll surely remember. It brings me right back there! To a time when I was much younger and much more fun and a lot less achy :) What a ride!! You'll scream WTF a lot but it's a crazy and fun ride and I loved it!! It's long a long book but it's packed with great stuff and crazy characters. I LOVE J. Scott Bennett's narration on many books, and this was a great example of his work. You can tell he enjoys what he does. Who wouldn't! :) Really loved it :) Great story and outstanding narration! :)
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- Anonymous User
- 09-11-18
Very different!
This book was so different than any other book I've ever read. I really liked the unique characters! The narrator did good at changing his voice for each character and situation. If a second book were to come out I would buy it for sure!
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- LITRPG Audiobook Reviews
- 07-20-18
Call the Bomb Squad because my mind is blown!
Sweet baby Bejeezus! I yearn for stories like this, tales that pay homage to, and exceed, something from the past. This book plays around with old movies from the eighties like a kid eating silly putty with pictures on it. It takes what was great, and then chews it up and makes one hell of a mess, but the mess is more interesting than what you started with. I am hard pressed to recognize every flick that was referenced in one way or another, but if you just go by the title you can see Beastmast, Buckaroo Bonzai, and Conan. He hits so many sci fi films and fantasy flicks that it will boggle your mind how he can juggle all of that and still manage to make a coherent story.
Saying this story is over the top does it no justice. The top of what? An ant mound? Mt. Kilimanjaro? It is far safer to say that this book is very clearly out of this world. It is without a doubt a mind bending trip that will make you say, "What the fu. . ." before you even realize the words are leaving your mouth, and by then, Hill will have moved on and you will still be playing catch up.
The craziness of this story is very reminiscent to another book that Bennet narrated called Tales from the Flip-Side: The Adventures of Big Daddy Cool and the Bombshell Kittens. In that book you could tell Bennett was having a blast. Here, you can literally feel him bursting with energy and merriment as he narrates this book. His narration was so spot on perfect I'd call him Mary Poppins, becoase it's practially perfect in every way. Maybe I'll dub him Manly Poppins instead. Either way, he really brings joy to this story, and an energy that is rarely found outside of a nuclear reactor. Bennett is made for weird wild roles. Mmmmhmmm, no doubt about it.
This book was a fun blast from the past that will make you smile, and want to go and watch some cheesy 80's films. Do yourself a favor, and look for more books by Hill and Bennet! You won't be sorry!! Even though I did receive a promo code for this review it in no way influenced my considerations of the material, and in fact, inspired me to be more honest. Getting a code generally makes me harsher as a reviewer as I am more often concerned what someone like Me will decide based on my review.
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- Demetra Toula Iliopoulos
- 07-22-18
Love this master audio
This is a first from the author for me. It’s a story full of fantasy, taking out of this world. The narrator is great . I have listen to Scott Bennett a few times, his voice is deep and clear. He plays the parts perfectly.
This is about the hero that has a wild imagination, wishing that he is right in the middle his fantasy . Bobby the hero is a $ex crazed young man . He is thrown into a dimension where the women are willing and satiny him. Bobby then is thrown into another dimension where the women are not that easy .
What Bobby is trying to do is actually be like his dad .
Grab it and see if Bobby is thrown into another dimension or does he stay into the everyday life
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