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Couch Potato Chronicles, Book 2
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Princess Kiwistafel has been kidnapped. Again. (But this time, it’s personal!)
The Player of Legend - Tasha Singleton - sets out with her ragtag group of friends to rescue the princess. But Kiwistafel’s kidnapping is only the beginning of Tasha’s headaches. The menu clocks tick ever backward toward the world’s end, as Entropy, the serpent god of destruction, looms in the sky. Will Tasha save the princess from Queen Murderjoy? Can she collect the remaining elemental orbs on time? Will Pan accomplish her quest to make Ari - her summoned figment of a father - a permanent being? Can Kiwi forgive Tasha for accidentally betraying her to Murderjoy? Most importantly, who will win the Wombat Island kart racing championship?
Find the answers to these questions and more in Couch Potato Crisis - the penultimate volume of Couch Potato Chronicles.
This is a LitRPG/RPG Gamelit audiobook with stat progression, video game mechanics, and narrative spreadsheets. It features heavy satire and the kind of silly, over-the-top situations you might expect in a 16-bit video game. No velociraptors have been harmed in the production of this audiobook.
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Bard Team 6
- By Kojo on 06-12-24
By: Chris Willrich
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Realm Between Series # , The Realm Between
- A LitRPG Saga (Books 1-3)
- By: Phoenix Grey
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers
- Length: 24 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Will refused to admit to the HR lady at Radical Interactive that he'd never played their debut virtual reality MMORPG The Realm. With the company's failed attempt at entering the gaming industry, they switched their sights to focus on smaller scale educational programs. Being a beta tester for Radical Interactive was not the dream job that Will had envisioned, but he had hoped it would get his foot in the door to one day becoming a graphic designer for the company. He never realized that he was literally signing his life away.
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GOBLIN R@PE BABY DIC AUTHOR ALERT
- By LitRPG Reader on 06-07-22
By: Phoenix Grey
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Reign of Stars
- By: Tim Pratt
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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When the leader of the ruthless Technic League calls in a favor, the mild-mannered alchemist Alaeron has no choice but to face a life he thought he'd left behind long ago. Accompanied by his only friend, a street-savvy thief named Skiver, Alaeron must head north into Numeria, a land where brilliant and evil arcanists rule over the local barbarian tribes with technology looted from a crashed spaceship.
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- By Carolyn V on 05-27-16
By: Tim Pratt
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Collecting the Goddess
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 17 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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What is a billionaire heiress supposed to do when all of her older siblings take to business like her parents, proving that business is in their blood. But not hers? There are many good choices. Unfortunately, Chloe decided that partying was the right one. Now, to keep her money, she’s required to attend daily meetings with the family psychologist - daily meetings about how she must change her present to change her future.
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ugh
- By Marie on 07-09-20
By: Michael Anderle
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Unfettered
- Tales By Masters of Fantasy
- By: Terry Brooks, Patrick Rothfuss, Robert Jordan, and others
- Narrated by: Peter Ganim, Marc Vietor, Bronson Pinchot, and others
- Length: 20 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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You define life or it defines you. In Shawn Speakman’s case, it was both. Lacking health insurance and diagnosed with Hodgkin’s lymphoma in 2011, Shawn quickly accrued a massive medical debt that he did not have the ability to pay. That’s when New York Times best-selling author Terry Brooks offered to donate a short story that Shawn could sell to help alleviate those bills—and suggested he ask the same of his other writer friends. Unfettered is the result: An anthology built in order to relieve that debt, featuring short stories by some of the best fantasy writers in the genre.
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A TRULY BAD COLLECTION OF DOGS
- By Randall on 12-21-18
By: Terry Brooks, and others
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Sentenced to Troll Compendium, Books 1-3
- By: S.L. Rowland
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 29 hrs and 30 mins
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Chad Johnson built his following by being a troll. Online games, social media, you name it—he's there with a witty comeback. But when he goes too far during a televised stream, he's handed a punishment unlike any other. Instead of the usual ban or suspension, Chad's sentenced to thirty days of full immersion therapy in Isle of Mythos—a world of epic fantasy filled with dungeons and mythical creatures. The twist? He's forced to embody a forest troll, one of the most-despised races in Mythos.
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Kids book
- By Kindle Customer on 03-15-22
By: S.L. Rowland
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The Frozen Flame: Publisher's Pack
- The Frozen Flame, Books 1-2
- By: Paul J. Bennett
- Narrated by: Tim Bruce
- Length: 24 hrs and 43 mins
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Magic is the key...but will it save them, or consume them? For Natalia, there is no choice. Trained as a battle mage, she has the potential to be the most powerful spellcaster the family has ever produced. Yet their price is too high. Meanwhile, Athgar's life is about to change forever. On the day his village is burned to the ground, his magical potential is released by the very fire that nearly consumed him. He is driven by revenge until he learns he may not be the only survivor.
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this book a a recurring issue thats very annoying
- By LitRPG Reader on 05-27-22
By: Paul J. Bennett
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Forever Fantasy Online
- Forever Fantasy Online, Book 1
- By: Rachel Aaron, Travis Bach
- Narrated by: Josh Hurley
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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In the real world, twenty-one-year-old library sciences student Tina Anderson is invisible and under-appreciated, but in the VR-game Forever Fantasy Online she's Roxxy—the respected leader and main tank of a top-tier raiding guild. Her brother, James Anderson, has a similar problem. IRL he’s a college drop-out struggling under debt, but in FFO he's famous—an explorer known all over the world for doing every quest and collecting the rarest items.
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The cover art is great....
- By Johnny Jeppesen on 08-18-18
By: Rachel Aaron, and others
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Big Trouble
- Small Medium, Book 1
- By: Andrew Seiple
- Narrated by: Tim Gerard Reynolds
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Chase Berrymore dreams of adventure, excitement, and getting the heck out of her pastoral halven village. But when adventure finds her, she'll be scrambling to save her family and friends from a necromancer's wrath. Outmatched in almost every way, she'll have to use her wits, charisma, and a bit of divine favor to figure out the path to victory. Even worse, she'll have to figure out ways to deal with the weird and nigh-immortal beings that call themselves "playas"...and she'll have to do it with the most powerful weapon she has available: words.
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Great continuation of threadbear-verse
- By Randall on 08-17-19
By: Andrew Seiple
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Mordecai
- The Riven Gates, Book 1
- By: Michael G. Manning
- Narrated by: Alex Wyndham
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
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Years have passed since the last of the Dark Gods was defeated, and Lothion has entered an age of peace and prosperity. Mordecai’s oldest children have already begun to make a place for themselves, and his youngest are on the cusp of adulthood. By every outward measure, his life has been a success; he has earned his reward. However, Tyrion, the first wizard and brutal liberator of mankind, has returned with an agenda of his own, and dark things continue to stir at the edges of civilization, threatening to undo Mordecai’s accomplishments.
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Good story, but the audio is out of order.
- By Scott Grosjean on 10-16-18
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Player Reached the Top
- Player Reached the Top Series, Book 1
- By: Rick Scar, Anastasia Koptelova - translator
- Narrated by: James Fouhey
- Length: 11 hrs and 9 mins
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2044. The world of games changed long ago. "Ascension" has become one of the most popular VRMMO games. It is a huge world divided into a hundred Floors, with each Floor a boundless location with its own countries, tribes, and millions of players. The object of the game is to unlock all the gates and conquer the top. Having joined the game, Will Thomson doesn't realize that he is all by himself. Then he accepts the first quest...Cursed Rat: level 46....
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Holy Crap!!!
- By Robert Woods Jr. on 03-27-21
By: Rick Scar, and others
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Death Becomes Her [Dramatized Adaptation]
- The Kurtherian Gambit, Book 1
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: full cast, Colleen Delany, Emily Beresford, and others
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
- Original Recording
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There is more in our world than you know. Deep in the darkness of a government building, one man needs to find the perfect solution to a vampire’s request that the government satisfy the debt of honor owed him. If he falls short, the failure will be paid in the blood of the military. He needs three uniquely qualified individuals. He can find only one. One woman, dying, might be the ace-in-the-hole he needs to appease the Vampire. But then, she might also be the one person needed to save humanity. If she is accepted, will she willingly change?
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great adaptation
- By Michael Mason on 11-02-20
By: Michael Anderle
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- Keith
- 02-10-22
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very good story and characters but the people of world can make me very frustrated.
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- Go-go
- 10-20-21
Great Series
This is a great book with hours of good times listening. I really enjoyed listening to it and can't wait for more.!! You hear that Erik, I need more of this series so keep writing great books!!
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- jgames111
- 10-28-21
Downgraded cover art, but still entertaining
Downgraded cover art does not mean the story itself was downgraded. While it might have had less funny moment, and occasionally had characters forget about their abilities for a bit for plot convinience, its still an entertaining story overall. With many side characters giving equal and important part of the story, while still having Tosha in the middle of it. 4/5.
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- Toby DeMoss
- 10-25-21
Hooked
I’m a big fan of this series it’s kept me on the edge of my seat wanting to know what happens. I bit of confusion in this book for me but I would still say it’s one of the best books in its genre.
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- Daniel W. Mickelson
- 03-05-22
A good follow up!
Liking this series and as times it irritates the decisions of some characters, it is undeniably realistic and thus believable. Well done.
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- LITRPG Audiobook Reviews
- 09-26-23
Couching Tiger, Cushioned Dragon
As a fan of LitRPG and Gamelit genres, I approached this audiobook with high expectations, and it exceeded them in every way imaginable.
The story picks up with our beloved protagonist, Tasha Singleton, once again finding herself in a world where the laws of physics mimic those of a video game. If you've followed Tasha's adventures in the first book, you'll be thrilled to know that "Couch Potato Crisis" takes her character development and her relationships to greater depths. This audiobook dives headfirst into the world of Etheria, where Tasha and her motley crew of friends embark on an epic quest to rescue Princess Kiwistafel, who has been kidnapped by the diabolical Queen Murderjoy. But the plot doesn't stop there; it's merely the tip of the iceberg.
Erik Rounds has masterfully crafted a narrative that balances character development, humor, and a compelling plot. The story seamlessly delves into the complexities of the game mechanics and world features, providing clarity where needed without overwhelming the listener. Unlike some other entries in the genre, "Couch Potato Crisis" maintains a perfect equilibrium between focusing on Tasha and exploring a wider range of characters and their perspectives. While I initially missed the intense focus on Tasha, this broader narrative perspective added layers to the story, taking it to new heights and unforeseen depths.
The audiobook's pacing is nothing short of remarkable, keeping listeners on the edge of their seats throughout. Erik Rounds' witty and humorous writing shines through in every chapter, providing ample entertainment and laughter along the way. What sets this series apart is the clever integration of RPG game mechanics into the narrative. As you accompany Tasha and her friends on their quest, you'll encounter stat progression, video game elements, and even narrative spreadsheets that immerse you in a world that feels like a 16-bit video game brought to life.
However, what truly elevates "Couch Potato Crisis" to greatness is the outstanding narration by Sarah Sampino. Her vocal talent is a force to be reckoned with, breathing life into each character with distinctive voices and nuances. Sampino's ability to switch seamlessly between characters is awe-inspiring, creating a truly immersive listening experience. One standout moment that deserves recognition is her epic raspberry blowing, which adds an extra layer of hilarity to the audiobook.
The chemistry between Sarah Sampino's narration and Erik Rounds' storytelling is a match made in audiobook heaven. Sampino's ability to capture the essence of the characters enhances Rounds' already engaging narrative, creating a synergy that is nothing short of magical. It's evident that Sampino's dedication to her craft shines through in every word she utters, making her one of the finest narrators in the industry.
One cannot help but get lost in the enchanting world of Etheria, where fantastical creatures and whimsical adventures await at every turn. As Tasha and her friends navigate the treacherous path to rescue Princess Kiwistafel, the stakes are raised, and the tension mounts. Will they save the princess from Queen Murderjoy? Can they collect the remaining elemental orbs in time to avert disaster? Will Pan succeed in her quest to make Ari a permanent being? Can Kiwi find it in her heart to forgive Tasha for her accidental betrayal? And, most importantly, who will emerge victorious in the Wombat Island kart racing championship?
To avoid spoilers, I won't delve into the intricate details of the plot. However, I can assure you that "Couch Potato Crisis" is a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions, filled with unexpected twists and turns that will keep you guessing until the very end. It's a testament to Erik Rounds' storytelling prowess that he manages to keep the story fresh and engaging, even as he explores new dimensions of his fantastical world.
"Couch Potato Crisis" is an audiobook that not only lives up to its predecessor but surpasses it in many aspects. It's a masterclass in Gamelit storytelling, offering a perfect blend of character development, humor, and a gripping plot. Sarah Sampino's narration is a tour de force, elevating an already outstanding audiobook to new heights. If you're a fan of the LitRPG or Gamelit genres, or if you simply crave an enthralling adventure with a touch of whimsy and a dash of RPG magic, then "Couch Potato Crisis" is a must-listen.
In a world where audiobooks transport you to other realms, this one not only transports you but immerses you fully, making you an integral part of the epic journey. So, grab your favorite listening device, sit back, and prepare to be enchanted by the mesmerizing world of Couch Potato Chronicles. Princess Kiwistafel awaits, and Tasha Singleton is ready to take you on a ride like no other.
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