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Chicaspotting
A Field Guide to Latinas of the United States
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How can you find and identify the right Latina to date, love or marry when the United States includes such an increasingly wide and confusing diversity of them?
Joe Bovino's Chicaspotting: A Field Guide to Latinas of the United States, combines the accuracy and precision of a bird guide with beautiful illustrations, outlandish observational humor, and keen cultural insights on every page. It's the ultimate Latina-watching companion for dating in the United States.
With its user-friendly trait charts, promiscuity ratings, range maps, and detailed descriptions of distinctive physical characteristics, behavioral tendencies, chica magnets, mating habits, and more, this incredibly well-researched guide is all you need to successfully locate, identify, and date Latinas from 14 distinct American subcultures (or "species"), including the following:
- SYMMETRICAL FORCE (Colombian American): Butt size varies, but breast implants are practically a rite of passage and she likes 'em BIG.
- TRIFECTA (Venezuelan American): Routinely causes an erection lasting more than 4 hours, but neediness, jealousy, and controlling behavior - a real "trifecta" of drama - occasionally spoil the mood.
- TACO BELLE (Mexican American): Warm and cuddly as a teddy bear but (somewhat) shy around strangers, especially gringos.
- BUMBSHELL (Brazilian American): Ask this happy-go-lucky chica about her best feature and chances are she'll turn around and show you her big, cheeky bum bum.
- TRANSFORMER (Cuban American): If her breasts are large enough to match her hips and butt, she can be a Latin Jessica Rabbit, but too much Cuban food or too many kids and she'll transform into Rosie O'Donnell right before your eyes.
- And Nine More!
If you're easily offended, this book isn't for you. But, if you like to laugh, this "funny because it's true" guide will give you hours of entertainment and serve as a handy visual reference tool.
Play the Field. Choose Wisely. Get the Guide.
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