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Nick J. Russo
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K.A. Merikan
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"I will kill the men who murdered your family… for a price. You will be mine."
Saint
Being a hitman is the loneliest of jobs. We don't have many friends. Some don't even have family. Lovers? Try explaining to your boyfriend why there's blood on your shirt.
Christmas is the worst time to be alone. This year, love is in the cards for me, all thanks to a letter I found in the street.
It reads, "Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is revenge…"
At first, I'm intrigued by the words, the grisly details, and the rage steaming off the page. The author doesn't know it yet, but we are a perfect fit. His bloodthirst is equal to mine, his creativity in coming up with ways to kill is admirable, and when I track him down, I instantly fall for the wrath in his dark eyes.
His wish is my command if he's ready to pay the price—being mine.
Rowan
My therapist always tells me I should let go of my pain and rage. But I don't want to let go. I want the men who attacked my family dead.
I never thought I'd get my wish granted. But there's a catch. The handsome monster who abducts me to his lair wants me as his payment.
Me, the strange loner filled with bitterness and sarcasm. Me, who never even had a boyfriend. Me, with my cane and irrational fears.
I'd sell my soul to the Devil for revenge, so I might as well offer my body to a seductive assassin. After all, he cooks well, kills people, buys me bath bombs… What else could I want in a boyfriend?
All I Want for Christmas is Revenge is a standalone M/M dark romance where an obsessive hitman desperate for love zeroes in on a young man willing to trade his life for revenge (and cute Christmas dates). Themes and tropes include: size difference, assassin, mistrust, snowed in, small town, revenge, loneliness, illicit arrangement, possessive hero, past trauma, dark humor, abduction, first love, soulmates, age gap, disabled hero, morally gray. For mature listeners.
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Eight years ago I fell into a secret summer fling with my best friend’s little sister before our lives went in different directions. Now, I’m the grumpy to Juliet’s sunshine on a popular dating podcast we host, and when a wealthy fan gives us a charming coastal cottage as the biggest thank you ever, we head to the town where I grew up to give it a makeover. And find the house has only one bed. Located under a mirrored ceiling.
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The kind of Romance everyone needs in their collection!
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By: Lauren Blakely
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Nocticadia
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After watching my mother succumb to a mysterious illness, I promised myself two things. I'd find the cure for what ravaged her and leave the godforsaken city where she abandoned me. Four years later, I received an acceptance letter from Dracadia University, one of the oldest most prestigious schools in the country. Nestled on a secluded island off the coast of Maine, it's rumored to be haunted by the souls of the mental patients exiled there centuries before, those whose bones are said to make up the island's white sandy shores. And restless ghosts aren't even its most daunting peculiarity.
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Good but a slight miss
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- Rose~Dove
- 12-08-24
Big, Lovable Killer & His Boy Filled with Revenge!
After scouring through Merikan's latest audiobooks, I saw this one and wanted to give it a listen! Glad that I did since Dornet & Russo did an amazing job of bringing the MCs to life and making the narration engaging! Not to mention sexy voices to keep me hooked! Some parts of the story I enjoyed, while others I feel were not as dark/bloody as seen in Merikan's other books. Bit more fluff for my taste, but still had a great time with the audio! Recommend giving this a listen for both the lovely narration and if you enjoy a lighter dark Christmas/Xmas themed story!
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- kisha
- 01-15-25
Loved it
So dark, so cute, i love it so much. Rowan and saint were great together and I loved their chemistry.
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- Sasheenka
- 09-17-24
Who said psychopaths can't make great boyfriends?
I enjoyed this story a lot. It's fun, the characters are likeable and I enjoy a good revenge story where baddies get their comeuppance.
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- Soippo
- 12-03-24
Delicious
I love it when someone has the ballz to write a true revenge story without the “oh but now I realize I’m a better person and I will forgive everyone and go knit a sweater “ Excellent story for my dark mood and excellent narration.
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