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Sunny Burke is the all-American life of the party. The golden boy everybody loves, a talented cowboy, and the man who warms my bed at night. In rodeo circles, they call Kai Hunt "Frost" because of his determination to win and his icy exterior. He's never made it a secret he can't stand his best friend's girl. Aka, me. Then the three of us got into a car, and everything changed. Because only two left it alive. In the aftermath, I slink back home to my little country town to lick my wounds. Yet fate has other plans.
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- By Cathyst on 02-01-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Sexy Dirty Cowboy
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Stella Hunter
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
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Rem "Viper" James knew his secrets wouldn’t stay buried forever. He just never expected to be arrested in front of 20,000 screaming rodeo fans. Dragged into an interrogation room, Rem is given an ultimatum: testify against his old motorcycle club, or face another stint in a cell.
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I don’t normally review…
- By Brittany F on 02-12-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Mother Faker
- By: Brittanee Nicole
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, Joe Arden
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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Beckett Langfield is grumpy, rich and hates kids. I’m an overworked, overstressed, and overweight single mom. The only reason we’re getting married is because he needs to fix a PR disaster and I am available. As in sitting next to him, in a bar, when he has this brilliant idea. Considering I just got divorced, I’m not looking to do that again. But Beckett makes me an offer that I literally can’t refuse, so I don’t.
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INFINITY STARS!!!
- By Jessica on 02-20-24
By: Brittanee Nicole
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Locked Up Liars
- Saint View Prison, Book 1
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Stella Hunter, Jarman Day
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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Nothing prepares you for finding your sister’s lifeless body covered in blood. But when the police arrest her ex, a man I know is innocent, I can’t sit by and do nothing. Not when I’ve been secretly in love with him for years. Heath may not want my help, but I won’t take no for an answer. To catch a killer, I’m forced to take a job at Saint View Prison. Maximum security. The place they send the worst of the worst. But it’s not just Heath who doesn’t want me there. With every lie we uncover, every secret we expose, the danger mounts.
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Terrible
- By Bbeccabailey on 07-19-22
By: Elle Thorpe
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Villain Era
- Sinners and Angels
- By: Luna Pierce
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
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After our rival gives up the throne as my dying wish, my men trust him to protect me from any danger that may come my way. He keeps me safe, somehow understanding the darkness that lurks inside of me. He knows it cannot be caged, and he allows me the ability to set it free when we’re alone.
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Even better listening to it!
- By Heather Douglas on 07-15-23
By: Luna Pierce
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Talk Dirty, Cowboy
- Dirty Cowboy
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Sofia Lette, Dorje Swallow
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
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Bowen Barclay lived to ride bulls—until his single-minded focus cost his wife her life. Four years on, raising his son alone is the only thing he’s getting right. His rodeo career is going down in flames, and instead of dating, he’s playing his kid’s video games.
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Hot Australian rodeo cowboys
- By Brooke on 01-09-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Ride Dirty, Cowboy
- Dirty Cowboy
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Sofia Lette
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Sunny Burke is the all-American life of the party. The golden boy everybody loves, a talented cowboy, and the man who warms my bed at night. In rodeo circles, they call Kai Hunt "Frost" because of his determination to win and his icy exterior. He's never made it a secret he can't stand his best friend's girl. Aka, me. Then the three of us got into a car, and everything changed. Because only two left it alive. In the aftermath, I slink back home to my little country town to lick my wounds. Yet fate has other plans.
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Substance
- By Cathyst on 02-01-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Sexy Dirty Cowboy
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Stella Hunter
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Rem "Viper" James knew his secrets wouldn’t stay buried forever. He just never expected to be arrested in front of 20,000 screaming rodeo fans. Dragged into an interrogation room, Rem is given an ultimatum: testify against his old motorcycle club, or face another stint in a cell.
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I don’t normally review…
- By Brittany F on 02-12-24
By: Elle Thorpe
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Mother Faker
- By: Brittanee Nicole
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell, Joe Arden
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Beckett Langfield is grumpy, rich and hates kids. I’m an overworked, overstressed, and overweight single mom. The only reason we’re getting married is because he needs to fix a PR disaster and I am available. As in sitting next to him, in a bar, when he has this brilliant idea. Considering I just got divorced, I’m not looking to do that again. But Beckett makes me an offer that I literally can’t refuse, so I don’t.
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INFINITY STARS!!!
- By Jessica on 02-20-24
By: Brittanee Nicole
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Locked Up Liars
- Saint View Prison, Book 1
- By: Elle Thorpe
- Narrated by: Stella Hunter, Jarman Day
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Nothing prepares you for finding your sister’s lifeless body covered in blood. But when the police arrest her ex, a man I know is innocent, I can’t sit by and do nothing. Not when I’ve been secretly in love with him for years. Heath may not want my help, but I won’t take no for an answer. To catch a killer, I’m forced to take a job at Saint View Prison. Maximum security. The place they send the worst of the worst. But it’s not just Heath who doesn’t want me there. With every lie we uncover, every secret we expose, the danger mounts.
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Terrible
- By Bbeccabailey on 07-19-22
By: Elle Thorpe
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Villain Era
- Sinners and Angels
- By: Luna Pierce
- Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
- Length: 12 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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After our rival gives up the throne as my dying wish, my men trust him to protect me from any danger that may come my way. He keeps me safe, somehow understanding the darkness that lurks inside of me. He knows it cannot be caged, and he allows me the ability to set it free when we’re alone.
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Even better listening to it!
- By Heather Douglas on 07-15-23
By: Luna Pierce
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- Jen
- 11-22-23
I love Sofia and Aaron together!!!
Oh my goodness....what an adorable little Christmas/Holiday story. Whether you like to consume your holiday reading via ebook, paperback, or audiobook....I definitely recommend this one.
Aaron Shedlock and Sofia Lette are so adorable as Johnny and Isabelle. Sofia has such a beautiful voice and throw in that Australian accent and she is a perfect Isabelle. Aaron Shedlock has that relaxed tone to his voice and he is a great match with Sofia.
Isabelle is in the US for her job during the Christmas season and she despises it because she is not a fan of Christmas. She has a list of every reason why she doesn't like it and when she meets Johnny West he becomes intent on righting all the Christmas wrongs she has experienced. The whirlwind romance that forms was so fun.
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- Shannon S.
- 12-28-23
Mehhhh it was ok…
This definitely wasn't my favorite book, and considering how short it was, I expected to finish it in a day or so, but it took me days. I just wasn’t excited to read it or listen to the audiobook. I don’t know why, but the story didn’t connect for me. The audiobook narrators did a good job; I just didn’t love the overall story. It was a bit too cutesy, insta-love for me. And there wasn’t much humor, either. The blurb made me think there would be more comedic moments, but there really wasn’t much going on within the story.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 11-27-23
Sometimes salty and sweet don’t make a great treat
For a series under the moniker Dirty Cowboy, I expected a lot more sizzle and sass. Unfortunately, after the peppy meet-cute, the rest of the “I hate Christmas” romance was mild and sweet. There was zero conflict or energy until the end, and that was thankfully resolved with proper novella quickness.
The sex was decidedly more salty, and there are a handful of F bombs, so this is not the Christmas cozy
I was expecting. That’s probably my fault for buying based on the cartoon cover and not looking at the author’s other books. Even though though the sex is more detailed, I can’t say that sizzled for me either.
Ultimately, this was an okay romance with a good dose of Christmas activities, two or three naughty scenes for good novella value, and even an epilogue squeezed in. The duet narration served up her Aussie accent and his Wyoming voice perfectly.
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