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- Stargazer Alien Reality Show Brides, Book 1
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd
- Length: 3 hrs and 6 mins
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Publisher's summary
Margot Lane thought she had an exciting life-plenty of fans, lots of money, and even her dream role on a hit TV show. But when she busts out of the most expensive and exclusive celebrity fat camp on the east coast, things really get interesting.
Pursued by personal trainers, Margot takes an opportunity to duck out of sight. But she realizes she may have gone from the frying pan into the fire when she finds out that she's "hiding" on the set of the hot new reality show that's captured the imagination of the entire planet.
And it doesn't help that the star of the show is the most achingly gorgeous man she's ever seen.
Kent and his brothers have traveled from planet Aerie to Earth to take human females as mates and pleasure them into unbreakable interplanetary relations. As part of the project, Kent agrees to star on a reality show, meant to let humans see how relatable aliens are. When he meets a mysterious young woman, he begins to understand the pent-up cravings and desperate demands of his new human body.
Can Margot keep her identity under wraps when the cameras are on? Or will Kent help her do everything she thinks she can't?
Contains mature themes.
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- Narrated by: Noelle Bridges, Mason Lloyd
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
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Rennek is an honor-bound male whose very existence in life is tarnished by the sins of his father. When he and his crew stumble onto a trafficking ring his immediate instinct is to rescue the females. He finds himself drawn to one of them, setting in motion a dangerous course of events propelling him towards his destiny. Can Rennek be the leader his people need him to be as the secrets of the past are uncovered?
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Best if it's kind!
- By Momo on 10-12-18
By: Tracy Lauren
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The Alien’s Accidental Bride
- Alien Brides, Book 1
- By: C.V. Walter
- Narrated by: Rebecca Estrella
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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Molly was no stranger to life's little detours. After the last upheaval, she left her family's law firm to become a maintenance technician on the space station Bradbury 12. When an accident knocks her off her feet, she's going to have to draw on all her resilience to get back up. First, though, she's going to have to figure out how to talk to the big, blue alien trying to help her.
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so boring i just cant finish
- By Astella110 on 10-05-21
By: C.V. Walter
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Chance: SciFi Cyborg Romance
- Cyn City Cyborgs Series, Book 1
- By: Pearl Foxx
- Narrated by: Chandra Skyye
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
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A cyborg with a mysterious and dangerous past. A naive girl fleeing the dying farmlands to forge her own future. Chance has fought his entire life, first for survival in the streets of Cyn City and later for money and prestige in the underground Cyborg Fight League. His fists and cybernetic arm have solved almost every problem he's ever faced, except for love. After losing the love of his life, he never thought he'd find someone again. Verity left behind everything she knows to start a new future in Cyn City.
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The story is more robotic than the cyborg
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-20-23
By: Pearl Foxx
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Their Zandian Mate
- An Alien Warrior Reverse Harem Romance (Zandian Brides, Book 1)
- By: Renee Rose
- Narrated by: Jiraiya Addams
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
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They'll punish. Claim. Teach. Three Zandian warriors. One female assigned for reconditioning.
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Great Series!!
- By Wolfsdesire on 03-22-19
By: Renee Rose
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The Krinar Code: A Krinar World Novel
- Krinar World Series
- By: Emma Castle
- Narrated by: Justine O. Keef
- Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
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Harper King is like most humans - she works hard at her job and does her best not to think too much about the Krinar. The mysterious aliens took over her planet five years ago, and since then, rumors have surrounded them...whispers of super strength and speed, incredible beauty, and advanced technology. Harper should hate them, since her parents died the day they invaded, but something about the infamous Krinar fascinates her. Little does she know that the sinfully gorgeous drifter who rescues her from a bar fight will give her the close encounter she's always dreamed of.
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I really only wish it was longer!
- By IA Kindle Customer on 05-02-20
By: Emma Castle
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Captured and Claimed
- Savage Warriors Series, Book 1
- By: Jude Gray
- Narrated by: Justine O. Keef
- Length: 4 hrs and 1 min
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She's abducted from Earth and sold into slavery. Can love break the chains that bind her? Grabbed from the street in broad daylight, Briony is soon sold to a cruel alien leader who needs human women for a very specific purpose. They must "recharge" the vicious warriors he forces to fight in his arena. Given to the best fighter in the section, she finds she has arrived in the middle of a secret escape plan. She is surprised to find herself attaching to the handsome alien fighter, and puts everything she can into their risky run for freedom.
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Magical, healing hoohas
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-06-24
By: Jude Gray
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Alien Instinct
- Alien Instinct - Book 1
- By: Tracy Lauren
- Narrated by: Noelle Bridges, Mason Lloyd
- Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
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Rennek is an honor-bound male whose very existence in life is tarnished by the sins of his father. When he and his crew stumble onto a trafficking ring his immediate instinct is to rescue the females. He finds himself drawn to one of them, setting in motion a dangerous course of events propelling him towards his destiny. Can Rennek be the leader his people need him to be as the secrets of the past are uncovered?
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Best if it's kind!
- By Momo on 10-12-18
By: Tracy Lauren
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The Alien’s Accidental Bride
- Alien Brides, Book 1
- By: C.V. Walter
- Narrated by: Rebecca Estrella
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Molly was no stranger to life's little detours. After the last upheaval, she left her family's law firm to become a maintenance technician on the space station Bradbury 12. When an accident knocks her off her feet, she's going to have to draw on all her resilience to get back up. First, though, she's going to have to figure out how to talk to the big, blue alien trying to help her.
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so boring i just cant finish
- By Astella110 on 10-05-21
By: C.V. Walter
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Chance: SciFi Cyborg Romance
- Cyn City Cyborgs Series, Book 1
- By: Pearl Foxx
- Narrated by: Chandra Skyye
- Length: 5 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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A cyborg with a mysterious and dangerous past. A naive girl fleeing the dying farmlands to forge her own future. Chance has fought his entire life, first for survival in the streets of Cyn City and later for money and prestige in the underground Cyborg Fight League. His fists and cybernetic arm have solved almost every problem he's ever faced, except for love. After losing the love of his life, he never thought he'd find someone again. Verity left behind everything she knows to start a new future in Cyn City.
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The story is more robotic than the cyborg
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 09-20-23
By: Pearl Foxx
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Their Zandian Mate
- An Alien Warrior Reverse Harem Romance (Zandian Brides, Book 1)
- By: Renee Rose
- Narrated by: Jiraiya Addams
- Length: 2 hrs and 8 mins
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They'll punish. Claim. Teach. Three Zandian warriors. One female assigned for reconditioning.
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Great Series!!
- By Wolfsdesire on 03-22-19
By: Renee Rose
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The Krinar Code: A Krinar World Novel
- Krinar World Series
- By: Emma Castle
- Narrated by: Justine O. Keef
- Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Harper King is like most humans - she works hard at her job and does her best not to think too much about the Krinar. The mysterious aliens took over her planet five years ago, and since then, rumors have surrounded them...whispers of super strength and speed, incredible beauty, and advanced technology. Harper should hate them, since her parents died the day they invaded, but something about the infamous Krinar fascinates her. Little does she know that the sinfully gorgeous drifter who rescues her from a bar fight will give her the close encounter she's always dreamed of.
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I really only wish it was longer!
- By IA Kindle Customer on 05-02-20
By: Emma Castle
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Captured and Claimed
- Savage Warriors Series, Book 1
- By: Jude Gray
- Narrated by: Justine O. Keef
- Length: 4 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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She's abducted from Earth and sold into slavery. Can love break the chains that bind her? Grabbed from the street in broad daylight, Briony is soon sold to a cruel alien leader who needs human women for a very specific purpose. They must "recharge" the vicious warriors he forces to fight in his arena. Given to the best fighter in the section, she finds she has arrived in the middle of a secret escape plan. She is surprised to find herself attaching to the handsome alien fighter, and puts everything she can into their risky run for freedom.
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Magical, healing hoohas
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-06-24
By: Jude Gray
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Touched by an Alien
- The Alien Series, Book 1
- By: Gini Koch
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 12 hrs and 5 mins
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Marketing manager Katherine “Kitty” Katt had just finished a day on jury duty. When she stepped out of the Pueblo Caliente courthouse, all she was thinking about was the work she had to get caught up on. Then her attention was caught by a fight between a couple that looked like it was about to turn ugly.
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Fun
- By Kristen on 04-18-23
By: Gini Koch
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The First Starfighter: Game 1
- The Starfighter Training Academy Series, Book 1
- By: Grace Goodwin
- Narrated by: Tor Thom, Avery Reid
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Starfighter Training Academy. It was just a game. Choose a role. Build the perfect hero who joins you on missions to save the Vega star system from the evil Queen Raya and her merciless Dark Fleet. Play for hours? Check. Obsess over the in-game romance between your avatar and the sexiest alien you’ve ever seen? Check. Win? Beat the heck out of the game? Check and check. Open your door at 3:00 in the morning to find that smoking-hot alien you thought you made up in your head standing there? Um...okay.
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Love for Gamer's
- By Avid Reader on 06-18-21
By: Grace Goodwin
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The Alien's Mate
- The Interstellar Brides® Program: The Virgins Series, Book 1
- By: Grace Goodwin
- Narrated by: Joshua Macrae
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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Cassie Anderson has been an orphan since the age of four. Left on her own, she grew up a hard-working, pragmatic woman of the Montana Territory, her steady employment at the Selby boarding house the only life she knows. When strange, sensual dreams drive her from her bed, her body heavy with desire and the scar on her palm burning, Cassie isn’t sure what to think. When the handsome stranger tempting her each night with stolen kisses and irresistible caresses suddenly appears in the flesh, she believes she’s truly lost her mind.
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Couldn't get past the cheesy dirty sex talk
- By AGMattern on 08-05-21
By: Grace Goodwin
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Have Tail, Will Travel
- Celestial Mates
- By: Nancey Cummings
- Narrated by: Stephen Dexter, Hollie Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
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Tragedy left Merit as the guardian to two young kits, and he's in over his head. He needs help. He has no time for romance and doesn't think he needs it. He applies to Celestial Mates, willing to take the first available female, even a flat-faced, ugly human. What he gets is a woman whose mind challenges him and whose patience humbles him.
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Laughable
- By Sue on 06-29-19
By: Nancey Cummings
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Dark Planet Warriors: Books 1-4 Box Set
- By: Anna Carven
- Narrated by: Jillian Macie, Todd McLaren
- Length: 35 hrs and 34 mins
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Anna Carven presents books one through four in the Dark Planet Warriors series.
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Worth the credit
- By Audible Kindle on 05-13-21
By: Anna Carven
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DaR
- Darverius, House of DaR Series, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Julie Miller
- Narrated by: Emily Sutton-Smith, Tor Thom
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
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In the blink of an eye, my whole world has collapsed around me. Headed towards my dream vacation, I was snatched right out of the air. My husband, the love of my life, was destroyed right in front of my eyes. He fought bravely trying to protect me from a horror neither one of us could have ever imagined. I find myself standing in the spotlight on a stage.
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Love, loss, and love again
- By Audible Kindle on 01-29-22
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Colonist's Wife and Heart's a Mess
- By: Kylie Scott
- Narrated by: Elena Wolfe
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
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New York Times best-selling author Kylie Scott presents two stand-alone novellas in this must-listen collection. Colonist's Wife: She'll run to the far corners of space to avoid her violent history, hide her true identity, and pass herself off as a mail-order bride. But no one can escape their past forever. And as for her new husband...well, he's nothing like she expected.
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fast paced good stories
- By me on 05-06-19
By: Kylie Scott
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Xora
- Vrisha Warriors Series, Book 1
- By: Olivia Riley
- Narrated by: Penelope Ann Rose
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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A vrisha arrives in Grace's underwater city. He takes over one of the substations, forcing the workers out. At the whim of her job, Grace is unwillingly chosen to go below, maintain the station, and stay with the horned, devilish alien. That is how she comes to encounter Xora. An alien born from a race of dominant fighters and fierce hunters. He is as terrifying as he is mysterious. While also commanding, stubborn, unrelenting...and oddly mesmerizing. As her fear slips away, other emotions begin to take hold. And Grace finds she wants to know more.
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Low on chemistry, emotion or action
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-26-23
By: Olivia Riley
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Alien Commander's Chosen
- By: Celia Kyle, Erin Tate
- Narrated by: Justine. O. Keef
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
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Joyce's life is mapped out: dead end job, after dead end job, until she is dead. At least, that is until Kede Tria - a Doshan alien - shows up and takes her away from it all. Literally. He's overbearing, possessive, sexy as hell, and everything she never knew she wanted in a man, er, alien. Of course, life happens and she discovers Death by Chocolate isn't just a dessert, it's a reality. Good thing Kede is there to save her...by making her Doshan.
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Extremely dislikeable heroine 😝
- By Bookworm WA on 12-31-17
By: Celia Kyle, and others
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Puppy Love
- Her Secret Menagerie, Book 1
- By: Katelyn Beckett
- Narrated by: Charlotte North, Jeremy York
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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Even an alpha pup can change an innocent mortal like me into a shape-shifting powerhouse. Flung into a new world where submission might mean death and pack politics rule the secret supernatural society, I'm lost but not alone. With the pup's father, Hudson, and his packmates leading me through this strange environment, I feel as though I could take on the world. They have everything I need; confidence, power, money. And I'm everything they could ever want. I haven't been on a date in years, and now I have four gorgeous, rich werewolves chasing me. What's a girl to do?
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Great Beginning then slowly got boring to listen too
- By Nakita on 07-15-21
By: Katelyn Beckett
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Captured by Aliens Complete Boxed Set
- The Complete Alien Abduction Romance Series (5 books)
- By: A.G. Wilde
- Narrated by: B.N. Love
- Length: 36 hrs and 19 mins
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Step into a captivating world of alien romance and adventure with the thrilling box set of the Captured by Aliens series.
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The main character stupidity
- By Suzette Brown on 12-11-23
By: A.G. Wilde
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Human Omega: Discovered on the Slave Planet
- Pykh Series, Book 1
- By: Eileen Glass
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 6 hrs
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It's all a matter of opinion, but Carter's day is going pretty badly. He's an engineer captured by bug aliens, now depending on his large, muscled, naked cage mates for food and warmth. They seem sentient, so that's good. But they're also handsy. Which is...complicated. The military isn't looking for him. Slaves taken by the bug race never come back. Yet, Carter is very much alive, and if he wants to stay that way, he'll need to trust Pykh and Siel, two affectionate aliens with claws, teeth, and size.
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Spoiler Review
- By Ajay Smith on 03-24-19
By: Eileen Glass
What listeners say about So You Think You Can Marry an Alien
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-08-21
fun read
I am so glad I decided to try it. I just purchased the other 2. it's not to serious but it does break down the "you need to be skinny to get anywhere in life" attitude.
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- Tllassus
- 06-17-22
Fun quick listen
Great positive message about body image. FMC is sweet, caring, nurturing but love it when she finally has had it and let’s her feisty side out. MMC is sweet almost to the point of being a push over until he gets riled up then woohoo. They are good together. Worth the listen. Onto book 2.
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- 🔥 Phx17 🔥
- 06-15-23
Charming
I’m not a fan of reality shows, but this was a great backdrop to work in meet-cutes and coincidences. This story stands alone, however each of three gals and and three alien brothers get introduced here, so the next two novellas should be heard in order. The two scenes were descriptive but also fairly quick, making this book feel almost cozy. It’s refreshing to emphasize a fun alien story with earnest aliens instead of the usual alpha aliens.
I loved the body positivity, even if we’re only talking 25lbs over what Hollywood considers ideal weight.
I also loved the way the gals support each other and the alien brothers support each other. And, I was kind of tickled that these aliens were put into human bodies and given names like Kent.
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- Billie Jenkins
- 01-02-20
Great Story
Loved this book. It was surprisingly easy to read as a standalone even though it is part of a series. I liked that the hero had a limited grasp of human culture, but did not come off as stupid.
I'm looking forward to the next book.
I hope it is also done by Mason Lloyd, he is a truly talented artist.
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- Crystal June
- 11-24-23
Not great
It was very surfacy. Kind of boring too. But overall it wasn’t terrible. I’m not sure if it was worth my time.
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- Madeleine
- 05-26-24
Trite Storyline
This is one of the dumbest stories I have ever read. I like fantasy as much as the next person, but this was a story line a third grader could have written.
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