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Zodiac Academy: The Big A.S.S. Party

By: Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti
Narrated by: Bridget Bordeaux, Jake Bordeaux
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Once upon a moon, the wild wind whispered in my ear that the true queens were returning to Solaria, and I made it my mission to open up their path to the throne so that they could slip right in like an oily oyster.

Now, on this most special and wonderous of days, the very day of their birth–I will prove myself to be the most loyal and dependable of their followers. Though of course, Venus is in my chart, and Lady Petunia has caught sight of the bothersome barracuda once more.

Max Rigel is my most sinful of temptations, the shark in the dark who wishes to lure me to his sea cave, and I don’t know if I’m Fae enough to resist him for long.

But one thing is for sure. I will make certain the Vegas get the big A.S.S. party they deserve for their birthday, or I’ll die trying. Succulent squids be damned!

This is a 25k novella set in the world of Solaria during book five of the Zodiac Academy series, Cursed Fates, featuring Geraldine and Max as they attend the party of the century and try to resist the lure of the moon as it pushes them together once more. It’s full of slippery salmons and more buttery bagels than you can shake a stick at, and is best heard after Cursed Fates.

©2020 Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti (P)2023 Caroline Peckham, Susanne Valenti
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I can’t say how many times I truly laughed out loud during this book! So so fun and definitely will be one of my favorites included in the series!

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OMG, the characters! I love them even more. I don’t know how Bridget or Jake could get any better than this but it was absolute GOLD!

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Hilarious

This book was hilarious. I love Geraldine lol 😂 I can’t wait to see more from her and hopefully Max

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Annoying

The story is likely good, but the false over dramatic fake southern voice given to the character is so annoying nearly everything said went in one ear and out the other pretty much completely ruining it. By the end of the first chapter I spent more time toning out that annoying voice than paying attention. This really added nothing to the overall story and would have been better as bonus content at the end of a book than standalone anying garbage.

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Geri is a Goof

Normally I skip the short stories in series like these, but it got me to literally laugh out loud a few times, especially with Max trying to meet her antics. Not worth a full credit but very amusing!

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So freaking funny!

Loved this pov. It was a nice break from the rest of the seriousness of the series. I was laughing so hard. These narrators are the best!

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Ladies and gentlefae, you have made to the most splendid of novellas. Nothing can compare to these buttery bagels, especially if a certain troublesome barracuda assists with the preparation.

Geraldine is probably my favorite side character & I love that she gets her own novella with her slippery seabass. He is a devious devil for sure. You will laugh your butt of with this one 🤣.

This novella is best read after book 5, as there are definitely some spoilers for what happens.

This series is one of my all time favorites! You will have a multitude of buttery bagels to eat and you will be horny for the horn. Also be sure to watch out for that slippery sea bass, he just might surprise you.

I absolutely loved this audiobook! Bridget as Geraldine is one of my absolute favorite characters to listen to!

This is definitely a book series to read!

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Meh

This was ok. My favorite parts were the bread crumbs of Darius and Tory. Reading this made me realize I’m glad there isn’t more Geraldine and Max in the book because their storyline is too fluffy for me. I’m not sure if the narrator overplays Geraldine, but either way, Gerry is supposed to be over the top as a side character, but reading a book almost entirely from her point of view is a little painful at times. I prefer her as just the sprinkles on top haha. I did like hearing more of Max’s POV, but it still makes no sense how he’s fallen for Geraldine with how crazy she is and never understanding her sayings for everything.

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Geraldine is too much

In the rest of the series, I found Geraldine amusing comic relief, but she became really over the top annoying in this one!

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such a good little insite into Max!

I absolutely love Max's character sweet, loving, wants to save it's like a daunting FAe fireman. Rescue me.

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