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  • This is Not a Drill

  • Just Another Glorious Day in the Oilfield
  • By: Paul Carter
  • Narrated by: Paul Carter
  • Length: 4 hrs and 35 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (52 ratings)

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This is Not a Drill

By: Paul Carter
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Picking up right where he left off, Paul Carter pulls out more tall tales of a mad, bad and dangerous life in the international oil trade. Starting with action and mayhem galore This Is Not A Drill sets an unrelenting pace that just doesn't let up, as Paul almost drowns when the Russian rig he's working on begins to capsize; is reunited with his Dad - another adrenaline junkie; gets married; hangs out with his rig pig buddies in exotic locations; and spends a couple of interesting weeks in Afghanistan.

This is the next fast, furious and very funny book from Paul Carter, the author of the bestselling Don't Tell Mum I Work on the Rigs, She Thinks I'm a Piano Player in a Whorehouse.

©2007 Paul Carter. (P)2008 Bolinda Publishing
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Sheer brilliance

I don’t tend to write full reviews. I don’t have the inclination to wax lyrical about the book I have just listened to, because I inevitably have several in the waiting list awaiting consumption, but this (and it’s predecessor) has just enchanted me. I nearly crashed my car listening to book one - take this review as my glowing recommendation for both books - and have stayed up long past my body’s demands for sleep to complete this book.
I love the dark humour in the midst of dangerous locations coupled with the sprinkled reminder of human decency and tenacity. I am pretty sure that Paul’s digestive tract deserves some sort of medal by now!

If you’ve been weighing up this book, this author, and you’ve found yourself at this review. Trust me - download now! But make sure you clear your diary out first. You won’t be doing much for a few hours.

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Funny!!!

Laught so much it made me cry. Wish his 1st book was on here. Looking forward to his other books.

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I want to party with this guy!

Wildly raunchy and unbelievable tales of a globetrotting life working on an oil drill rig made believable by the master story telling skills of Paul Carter. I loved every minute of it.

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International travel and adventure

Many of the stories Carter shares are not his own but those of other people, but are (for the most part) interesting or at least entertaining. The subject matter, comprising everything from oil drilling to journalism in Afghanistan, make for great airport listening, but be forewarned that a couple of accounts of his/other people's "exploits" cross the line of tastefulness. In any case, Audible should considering carrying his first book (this one is a sequel).

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The lies are too obvious

This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

After reading Paul's first book and enjoying that I thought I'd give this one a go, however it's rubbish! the lies in the story are too obvious and Paul's prose just becomes very boring.
There is no memorable moments in this book, no funny moments or story's just a long boring oil field tale.

I worked with Paul on the job in Russia (Sedco 600 and Transocean Legend) and worked with Ambo as recently as six months ago. Just skip this book it's not worth the time to read it.

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