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The Wig, the Bitch & the Meltdown
- Narrated by: Daniel Henning
- Length: 9 hrs and 51 mins
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The Wig, the Bitch & the Meltdown is a satirical look behind the scenes of Model Muse, a fictional reality model competition show and global phenomenon. Seen through the eyes of our moral compass Pablo Michaels - the heart of production in the helter-skelter world of Model Muse - we see behind the scenes and backstage shenanigans of the fashion/reality TV world.
As "The Fixer", Pablo is the man everyone turns to in crisis. Struggling to hold the fledgling production together, he juggles his duties to his "BFF", the ruthless and vulnerable antihero Keisha Kash, his supermodel boss, while trying to hold on to his own soul.
When the show is renewed after its sensational first season, this satire takes up where The Devil Wears Prada left us, only now we're on the runway itself. Think Crazy Rich Asians meets Ladies Who Punch and a dish of Dulce de Leche.
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This book!!!
- By Tbarb on 04-13-19
By: Lorelei James
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Skinnydipping
- A Novel
- By: Bethenny Frankel
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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This outrageously entertaining and bawdy roman à clef from reality TV star Bethenny Frankel follows a business-savvy, would-be actress in hot pursuit of the perfect man, the perfect job, and the perfect body. Burning through men like she burns through calories, our sexy, loud-mouthed heroine grasps at any opportunity that might take her to the top. Listeners will jump at the chance to hear about the thrilling highs and cringe-worthy lows of Bethenny’s first shaky steps into adulthood, told here in a fictional format.
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An amusing story that may have already been told
- By Kimjnwa on 05-11-12
By: Bethenny Frankel
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Where I End and You Begin
- By: Preston Norton
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch
- Length: 13 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Ezra Slevin is an anxious, neurotic insomniac who spends his nights questioning his place in the universe and his days obsessing over Imogen, a nerdy girl with gigantic eyebrows and a heart of gold. For weeks, Ezra has been working up the courage to invite Imogen to prom. The only problem is Imogen's protective best friend, Wynonna Jones. Wynonna has blue hair, jams to 80s rock, and has made a career out of tormenting Ezra for as long as he can remember. Then, on the night of a total solar eclipse, something strange happens to Ezra and Wynonna - and they wake up in each other's bodies.
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Just soooooo good!
- By Tamra L. Torero-linares on 06-21-19
By: Preston Norton
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Center of Gravity
- By: K.K. Allen
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 9 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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LEX - I came to LA with dreams bigger than me: to learn from the best choreographers in the business and secure a professional dance gig working for Hollywood's elite. Everything was going according to plan - until I was literally shoved into the arms of the one man who could make or break my career. Come to find out, it wasn't my career I had to worry about. It was my heart.
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AN EXCELLENT STORY AS FORBIDDEN BECOMES FOREVER
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 02-29-20
By: K.K. Allen
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Chase Me
- Broke and Beautiful Series, Book 1
- By: Tessa Bailey
- Narrated by: Rachel Dulude
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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College drop-out Roxy Cumberland moved to New York with dreams of becoming an actress, but her dwindling bank account is quickly putting the kibosh on that fantasy. To make some quick cash, she signs up to perform singing telegrams. Her first customer is a gorgeous, cocky Manhattan trust-funder if she ever laid eyes on one. And what could be more humiliating than singing an ode to his junk, courtesy of his last one-night stand? Maybe the fact that she's dressed in a giant pink bunny costume....
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Loved it
- By Kathleen D. on 12-26-20
By: Tessa Bailey
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L.A. Candy
- By: Lauren Conrad
- Narrated by: Lauren Conrad
- Length: 6 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Los Angeles is all about the sweet life: hot clubs, cute guys, designer... everything. Nineteen-year-old Jane Roberts can't wait to start living it up. She may be in L.A. for an internship, but Jane plans to play as hard as she works, and has enlisted her BFF Scarlett to join in the fun. When Jane and Scarlett are approached by a producer who wants them to be on his new series, a "reality version of Sex and the City," they can hardly believe their luck. Their own show? Yes, please!
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Almost as entertaining as the MTV garbage
- By Monica on 05-02-12
By: Lauren Conrad
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Savage News
- By: Jessica Yellin
- Narrated by: Jessica Yellin
- Length: 10 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Be noisy. Natalie Savage grew up hearing these words from her father, who admired Walter Cronkite so much he named the family dog after him. Natalie - who spent her 20s missing out on life’s benchmarks - finally sees her efforts pay off when she’s assigned to cover the White House for her network. The problem? The position is only temporary, a test to see if she has what it takes. She has always relied on her grit, her principles and her news sense to gain success. But now her competition is a frat boy who got his big break by eating raw animal parts on a reality show.
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Great insight into newsworld, Just OK novel
- By Zack on 05-10-19
By: Jessica Yellin
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Fame
- By: Tilly Bagshawe
- Narrated by: Alison Larkin
- Length: 14 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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When legendary film director Dorian Rasmirez gambles his fortune on an opulent remake of Wuthering Heights, he knows it’s his last chance to salvage his career. Thanks to a bitter public feud with producer Harry Greene, Dorian desperately needs a hit - a big one - and he’ll do anything to get it. Even cast Hollywood bad girl Sabrina Leon in the lead role. Plucked from obscurity, Sabrina catapulted to fame at an early age. Now the young starlet is as famous for her battles with drugs and alcohol as she is for her intoxicating beauty.
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Started out with good intentions
- By BookLuvr on 06-28-14
By: Tilly Bagshawe
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Every Day I'm Hustling
- By: Vivica A. Fox, Kevin Carr O'Leary
- Narrated by: Vivica A. Fox
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Vivica A. Fox is a dynamo who has created a lasting career on her own, through sheer, roll-up-your-sleeves DIY hustle. Every Day I'm Hustling is a personal book with a message Fox passionately believes in: that you make your own luck, that you never ever wake up in the morning thinking somebody's going to call you and offer you that part or ask you out on that date that's going to change your life, that you have to wake up and put on your longest eyelashes and fiercest heels and go out and make your life happen yourself.
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Loved it!
- By colette on 04-09-18
By: Vivica A. Fox, and others
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Point B
- A Teleportation Love Story
- By: Drew Magary
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler
- Length: 15 hrs and 19 mins
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When the corporate monolith PortSys brought porting to the masses, CEO Emilia Kirsch and her son, Jason, accomplished what every other start-up company had failed to deliver. They really did change the world. They reversed climate change. They created a multitrillion-dollar industry out of thin air, curing economic woes across the globe. They made it so that anyone could be anywhere simply by touching a screen...including the man who murdered Sarah Huff. Now, Sarah’s 17-year-old sister, Anna, is determined to hunt the bastard down. But there are a few problems.
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Sherry Potter’s only got one spell: portkey
- By aaron gilbert on 11-02-20
By: Drew Magary
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The Newsmakers
- By: Lis Wiehl, Sebastian Stuart
- Narrated by: Devon O'day
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
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Erica Sparks is a beautiful and ambitious reporter who has just landed her dream job at Global News Network in New York. And while it was hard to leave Jenny, her cherished eight-year-old daughter, in the custody of her ex-husband, Erica is determined to succeed in the cutthroat world of big-time broadcasting. On her very first assignment, Erica inadvertently witnesses - and films - a horrific tragedy, scooping all the other networks. Mere weeks later, another tragedy strikes - again, right in front of Erica and her cameras. Her career skyrockets overnight, but Erica is troubled.
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Won't buy any more of Lis Whiel's books
- By Michael on 12-28-16
By: Lis Wiehl, and others
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- Tony Clayton
- 05-17-21
Best Fan fiction ever
If your an ANTM fan I would definitely recommend reading/listening. It has a few iconic moments and top models from the show you’ll definitely remember and Jay Manuel will definitely leave you thinking did this really happen behind the scenes or is this just fiction.
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- LM Dobby
- 02-14-21
Delicious!
If you are familiar with ANTM, Jay Manuel and all the others you'll recognize moments and characters however they are over the top satire. Very well read and written. Wonderful guilty pleasure.
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- Tiff
- 06-10-21
Fan of Mr. Jay, not a fan of this book
I love Mr. Jay, and I feel bad as a fan to say that I didn’t quite enjoy this book as much as I thought I would. It has its funny moments, and a lot of comical references to real things that happened in the ANTM show, but the story didn’t really have any stand out plot lines. In addition, I felt like the narrator was a bit on the dull side and I think perhaps the book would have been better if it’d been read by Mr. Jay himself. Overall, it was so so.
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- Mayra C.
- 10-30-21
an awesome story for all audiences!
an awesome story for all audiences but especially juicy for Americas Next Top Model Fans. also a great story of self discovery and overcoming.
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- Bobcatred
- 11-30-21
Mean Girls, but it’s America’s Next Top Model
So Jay Manuel has taken the plot of Mean Girls and superimposed it on a fictional version of America’s Next Top Model. Take a somehow simultaneously fresh faced, starstruck and very connected silver-haired, adopted Pablo Michael (Jay) as our Cady Heron and the supremely narcissistic supermodel Keisha Kash (Tyra) as Regina George, and supplement with a barrage of the worst possible caricatures of the most famous faces from ANTM; Runway Coach Miss Thing (Miss J), British Photographer Mason Hughes (Nigel Barker), and Judge/“World’s First Supermodel” Sasha Berenson (Janice Dickinson).
Basically: boy meets supermodel, boy becomes supermodel’s minion. Boy realizes supermodel is evil. Boy tries to fight evil with evil and people start telling him he’s become evil. Tada! Mean Girls, but it’s ANTM. (But not actually ANTM because this is fiction and ANTM exists in this world, but that’s a whole other mess…)
The actor probably made this sound better then it would on it’s own, so there’s that at least. Just go watch Mean Girls, really. They wore it better.
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- Veronica
- 03-29-22
This book is so good- I read it too fast!
I recommended this book to everyone! What a crazy book- it ended too quickly! I loved reading this. It was really interesting to hear how different people are in front of the camera verses behind the camera. Thank you Jay for sharing your story, please write another book!
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- Kat Long
- 02-12-21
Jay is life
a larger than life statement starts pretty hilarious and gets very real. reminder of staying good in a bad bad world. love it
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- Garrett Westlake
- 03-17-21
ANTM superfan enjoyed this book.
So I absolutely love America's Top Model and have seen every single episode of every cycle about 3 times (sometimes more) Jay says this book is fiction inspired by reality so It was a good little peek into the behind the scenes, if only fictitiously. I definitely recommend the book. it was a good listen. The narrator was not my favorite, he tried too hard and the nuance, and his performance was allover the place to the point some characters sounded Irish, others almost offensively effeminate or urban, Keisha's mom sounded like a gruff man etc. but the material is good enough to speak for itself.
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- Miriam Fox
- 01-28-21
Mindless entertainment
Provided mindless entertainment. Just what I was looking for. It took a while to get past the rather robotic narrative.
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- Anonymous User
- 05-16-24
A perfect fashion reality tv book
The tea was hot and very red! A must read if you enjoy the ins and out of fashion and fiction!
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