In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.

He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.

Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).

Gil (Domingo) is a struggling NYC actor who heads home to Philadelphia after the passing of his mother, Adelaide (Winfrey). The plan is to tidy-up her affairs as quickly and efficiently as possible, until a few unpredictably hilarious detours ensue. With his Aunt Glo (Washington) insisting on a proper burial, but an urn of ashes already in his hand, Gil gets thrown into a car by his best friend (Newell).

Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.

Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.

Winner of an Obie and a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize, and directed by Tony nominee Leigh Silverman, Yellow Face is as timely as ever, wrestling with issues of cultural appropriation, complicity, and artistic freedom. It’s brought to life in this audio-only revival by a stunning all-star cast (many playing themselves) led by Daniel Dae Kim.

Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.

“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him. It seems a former client believes that The Heron has skipped town with several million dollars not his own. Don Winslow’s ensuing, entertaining yarn is by turns twisty, dark, and comical as we observe the delicate dance between the pursuer and the pursued.

At first, high school freshmen Rex McClendon and Leif Nelson believe what they’ve been told - that local students’ strange demises at Whitewood, a local reformatory, were all tragic accidents. But when the shoot for their low-budget horror masterpiece, PolterDog, goes horribly awry - and their best friend, Alicia Boykins, is sent to Whitewood - Rex and Leif are forced to question everything they know about their unassuming hometown and its cherished school for delinquents.

Sparks fly when fate throws this nerdy band girl back into orbit with the bad-boy heartbreaker who humiliated her. As a wedding planner, I thrive on helping dreams come true. I’m orchestrating a breathtaking New Year's Eve wedding in my hometown. But chaos crashes the party when the DJ bails at the last minute. Enter Dylan, the dreamy childhood crush who shattered my heart. He’s the only one who can help. Old emotions resurface, tangled in the threads of romantic tension. The high school prank that forced me to leave home in disgrace still casts its haunting shadow. I wrestle with ...

Library whispers to wedding bells faster than you can say, “overdue book fines.” He's Rivermint Cove's most eligible bachelor—and I’m the awkward librarian. He’s also, inconveniently, my best friend’s brother. What started out as an innocent blind date ended in Nate blurting out that we were engaged and asking me to play along. So, I did what any logical bookworm would do: I dove headfirst into the role, swapping the quiet of my library for the whirlwind of make-believe matrimony. Now, I'm dodging congratulations and attending eye-opening couples retreats while battling my real ...

A Forbidden Royal Romance She must choose the crown or love. Kyle All I needed was to heal from my injury. Then she walked in. Her smile is a beacon in my dark days, but I could see the secrets she kept hidden. I need to know why she insists our connection is fleeting. Regardless of what she says, I’m not giving up on us. Tola As a royal princess, my future is picked for me. Love isn’t an option for me—my betrothed counts down to our wedding. I sought a brief escape from my gilded cage. Only I met Kyle. He wasn't part of my escape plan, plus he has a girlfriend, and he isn’t of ...

A daring billionaire. An unseen adversary. One risky venture. Can he save his fortune and get the girl? In a world where wealth has no bounds, six billionaires have it all…until one unforgettable birthday bash changes everything. Enter the enigmatic Mr. Smith, a figure shrouded in mystery, who holds their fates and money in the palm of his hand. Serious and stoic Chase Young, the first chosen by Smith, is stripped of his billionaire status, and in a blink of an eye, he is transformed from tycoon to humble pilot for a struggling airline. Suddenly, his vast wealth is worthless, and he’s ...

Would you travel the world with a perfect stranger? Fasten your seat belts for an emotional journey filled with humor and adventure. Bachelor and newscaster Pete McCarney buys two plane tickets for a trip around the world with his girlfriend, but they split up shortly before the trip, and he can't get a refund. In a gutsy last-minute move, Pete goes on social media asking for women with his girlfriend's exact name to join him on the trip. Twenty-one women apply, and the ensuing interview process is both awkward and hilarious.

From New York Times Bestselling Author, HP Mallory (co-author of the bestselling Haven Hollow series), comes a brand new paranormal women’s fiction series! An irreverent, sexy, and hysterical romp through the tarot… KATE: You know that quote about most people living quiet lives of desperation? Well, that pretty much describes me to a T. I’m middle-aged, divorced, built like a tree stump, with nothing but a failing romance-writing career to call my own. Yep, no kids, no social life and no pets—not even a chinchilla to greet when I walk through the door of my crappy apartment. The ...

This witch cozy mystery set features nine books in the Witches of Enchanted Bay series including: 1. Witches of Enchanted Bay 2. Ax To Grind 3. Killer Twist 4. A Bewitching Murder 5. The Nuts and Bolts of Murder 6. A Riddle of a Murder 7. Strangling Ambition 8. Therapy Can Be Murder 9. Sick of Murder Meg Walton hopes her days of sleuthing are behind her. So when another murder occurs, the secret witch turned sleuth finds her life turned upside down. This time, the case is personal when Meg finds out one of her dearest friends is the victim. Even more, Meg's friend has made enemies of the ...

Rule #1 - If you’re hired to be a billionaire’s new nanny, make sure he’s not your mystery one-night stand. Rule # 2 – If you break Rule #1, don’t fall in love with him. He’s the sort of man you fantasize about; handsome, powerful, sexy. I’m busy hiding out in my usual spot at the bar when he walks in but, when he looks at me? Hello, Magnetism. I can’t resist… throwing my drink at him. (It was an accident!) We shared an unforgettable night together but I’ll never see him again, right? Wrong. I’m a down-on-my-luck, out-of-work science teacher with anxiety issues when ...

A plane crash, a pickpocket, a medical emergency and immunizations somehow contrive to bring six strangers together. Steve and Jennifer Griffin never expected to have a family, yet these events have set in motion a journey that will lead all of them through trauma, courage, danger, and the means to build the family they all need. At the same time the Griffins will experience the wonders and joys of childhood through the vastly different little people who now share their home. As they grow in trust and love unseen forces are working to destroy the life they are building. Steve and Jennifer ...

Dive into the newly revised and expanded edition of Brolach, that explores the realms of demons, angels, and vampires from the imaginative pen of New York Times, USA TODAY, and #1 Dark Fantasy bestseller Marata Eros—a must-read for fans of 50 Shades and True Blood. " No other authors ... brought out as much heat as Eros does. I literally have to fan myself while reading her work..." "...oh hot hot hot..." "...Brilliant!" Please note that the DEMON Serial explores themes of extreme violence throughout, offering a tale not suitable for the faint-of-heart. Reader discretion is advised. Ruby,...

Letting go can be as easy as giving in. Or so everyone says…but according to Jasmine Grant, retired world-renowned singer, letting go can mean leaving the only family she’s ever known. But what will happen when a once in a lifetime opportunity comes knocking at her door. Will she give in and explore her deepest fantasies? Or will she run away? Tycoons Gabriele Sabino, Antonio Russo, and Wren Costa were closer than family. They had practically everything in their lives handed to them on a platter. The trio had everything they could ask for, but the one thing that eluded them. With ...

Her job is to keep an eye on the sexy contractor. Problem is, she can’t keep her eyes off him. This is my dream job. Free room and board at a resort center, plus I’m being paid. All I have to do is keep an eye on the hunky contractor who was hired to renovate the place. Soon, that becomes a problem, though. How can I get my work done when all I can do is think about him? And when he convinces me to stray outside of my comfort zone, he captures my heart. Maybe this job isn’t the only great thing about Rosewood Ridge. Stuck with the Mountain Man is an OTT age gap romance featuring an ...

Politics. Revenge. Greed. MURDER. In this latest chilling installment of the acclaimed Trask Brothers Mysteries, someone is out for revenge. But who and why? Congresswoman Amanda Brock’s brother has been murdered. When she receives a threatening note after the killing, she goes to the governor, asking that Special Agent Don Trask investigate the murder. Trask has his suspicions. · He’s suspicious that the congresswoman may have orchestrated the murder or done it herself · He’s suspicious that the congresswoman is setting him up for failure as a means for revenge · He’s suspicious...

A woman who’s torn. A man who knows exactly what he wants—her. Years after a wrenching breakup, Liam shows up to Ashley’s bachelorette party, desperate to stop the wedding. She goes through with it anyway. Now she’s back, a divorced mother of two, and they have a second chance with the one that got away. Can Ashley give up her stubborn ways and accept Liam’s love, or will he be left with another broken heart? *Trigger Warning: Talk of accidental near-drowning of a baby. Get ready for another Forty-Something Singles of Virginia Beach with this second-chance romance! The Forty-...

Can a mistaken identity lead to love? When Matthew Canton's mail-order bride is kidnapped from her wagon train, he doesn't hesitate to rescue her. But he didn't expect to have to bargain for her--and he certainly didn't expect her to be someone entirely different. Sophia Zane needed a quiet, quick way out of Kansas City with the money she inherited. Opting to join a wagon train headed west, she doesn't correct the wagon master when he assumes she's someone else. It's safer to leave under a different name, and her way is now already paid. When outlaws kidnap Sophia from the wagon train, she ...