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The Diary of a Hapless Father: Months 0-3
- The Diary of a Father, Book 2
- Narrated by: Will M. Watt
- Length: 3 hrs and 1 min
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Publisher's summary
Not only is Graham Peterson unlucky in his choice of careers, he's also been terrible with women throughout his adult life. That changed when he met Alison. But within a month of their meeting, he got the news that he was about to become a father for the first time. The Diary of a Hapless Father charts those first three terrifying months of parenthood.
With all the angst and fear of a new father, Graham needs to pull his socks up if he's going to become the father he always dreamed he would be. With all the pitfalls and worries of a new father charted, this book is for all those who have been through early parenthood, or just want to know how a man deals with all those things internally. Hapless Father is the second in a series of diaries by Graham Peterson, who sometimes thinks he's writing to an alien warlord from the future.
The first audiobook in the series, The Diary of an Expectant Father is available on Amazon and Audible.
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When Simon Serrailler was a rookie constable with the Met, he did something reckless in the course of a night's work which caused a man's death. But his act was praised by his colleagues, and he was called a hero. Years later, now a detective chief superintendent who has been badly injured in the course of duty, he receives a medal for bravery at Buckingham Palace while recollecting that fateful night of his early career, when chance disguised itself as bravery.
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- By Pamela Donaldson on 05-10-17
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The Silent Witness
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It's the night before Christmas when Casey and Mike get the call. A 12-year-old girl, stuck between a rock and a hard place. Her father is on a ventilator, fighting for his life, while her mother is currently on remand in prison. Despite claiming she attacked him in self-defence, she's been charged with his attempted murder. The girl is called Bella, and she's refusing to say anything. The trouble is that she is also the only witness....
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- By diona tease on 10-16-17
By: Casey Watson
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Life Skills
- By: Katie Fforde
- Narrated by: Davina Porter
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Suddenly released from her engagement and out of work, Julia Fairfax is looking for a new direction in life. When a classified ad catches her eye, she embarks on a hilarious trip through the English canals in a rickety hotel boat. Along the way, she encounters hard-to-please guests, an unsettling ex-boyfriend, and the challenges of cooking in a tiny galley with rattling crockery.
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- By erin on 12-01-06
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Between You and Me
- A psychological thriller with a twist you won't see coming
- By: Lisa Hall
- Narrated by: Jessica Ball
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They say every marriage has its secrets. But no one sees what happens behind closed doors. And sometimes those doors should never be opened.... Sal and Charlie are married. They love each other. But they aren't happy. Sal cannot leave, no matter what Charlie does - no matter how much it hurts.
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Never Mind the Twist - read it because it's good.
- By MarisaReads on 06-19-17
By: Lisa Hall
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The Silent Cry
- There is little Kim can do as her mother's mental health spirals out of control
- By: Cathy Glass
- Narrated by: Denica Fairman
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The heartbreaking true story of a young, troubled mother who needed help. The 16th fostering memoir by Cathy Glass. It is the first time Laura has been out since the birth of her baby when Cathy sees her in the school playground. A joyful occasion, but Cathy has the feeling something is wrong. By the time she discovers what it is, it is too late. This is the true story of Laura, whose life touches Cathy's in a way she could never have foreseen.
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Okay, but not as good as her first book.
- By Thomas on 04-09-16
By: Cathy Glass
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After Anna
- By: Alex Lake
- Narrated by: Antonia Beamish
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The real nightmare starts when her daughter is returned.... A bone-chilling psychological thriller that will suit fans of Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn, Daughter by Jane Shemilt, and The Girl on the Train by Paula Hawkins. A girl is missing. Five years old, taken from outside her school. She has vanished, traceless. The police are at a loss; her parents are beyond grief. Their daughter is lost forever, perhaps dead, perhaps enslaved.
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- By Haneet on 09-05-16
By: Alex Lake
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The Bright Side Running Club
- By: Josie Lloyd
- Narrated by: Danielle Cohen
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When Keira first receives her breast cancer diagnosis, she never expects to end up joining a running group with three women she’s only just met. Totally blindsided, all she can think about is how she doesn’t want to tell her family or step back from work. Nor does she want to be part of a group of fellow cancer patients. Cancer is not her club. And yet it’s running - hot, sweaty, Lycra-clad running in the company of brilliant, funny women all going through treatment - that unexpectedly gives Keira the hope she so urgently needs.
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depressing
- By Jessica on 09-15-22
By: Josie Lloyd
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He Will Find You
- By: Diane Jeffrey
- Narrated by: Claire Trusson
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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Kaitlyn Best is stuck in a rut. So when she discovers she's pregnant after a one-night stand with Alex, her school crush, she throws caution to the wind and accepts his offer to make a new life together in the depths of the Lake District, far from her home...and her demons. But Alex is not what he seems. And when Kaitlyn's world begins to crumble before her eyes, she realises she barely knows the man she has agreed to spend the rest of her life with.
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OMG! Such a capturing story
- By Mike & Dakoda on 08-22-18
By: Diane Jeffrey
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Hello from the Gillespies
- By: Monica McInerney
- Narrated by: Ulli Birvé
- Length: 16 hrs and 49 mins
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For the past 33 years, Angela Gillespie has sent to friends and family around the world an end-of-the-year letter titled ‘Hello from the Gillespies’. It’s always been cheery and full of good news. This year, Angela surprises herself - she tells the truth....
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Engaging
- By mgn on 08-18-15
By: Monica McInerney
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Things We Never Said
- By: Nick Alexander
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 11 hrs and 3 mins
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When Catherine learns that she is dying, she remembers the words her husband once jokingly uttered and decides to leave him the ultimate posthumous gift: a time capsule containing photographs of their life together along with tape recordings in which she recounts every secret she ever kept, every unspoken thought whether loving or treacherous - the things they never said.
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Boring couple, Boring Book
- By Shell on 12-23-18
By: Nick Alexander
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- Renee
- 05-02-15
Newborn baby
This is the sequel to The Diary of an Expectant Father. I went into this series expecting a comedy about a man making a mess of things. There were a few laughs, but it was actually much deeper than that. Graham is a great guy and did a fantastic job of navigating the first year of becoming a father.
The first book is the journey from finding out his girlfriend of a few weeks is pregnant to the birth. The second book is the first 3 months with a newborn baby. The books are written in diary entry style and I enjoyed seeing Graham's inner thoughts. I liked Graham and Alison, I could relate to the sleepless nights (and days) of early parenthood.
I listened to the audiobook edition which I received free in exchange for an honest review. The narrator was well suited to this book. He spoke clearly and at a good pace.
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- Elizabeth L.
- 04-30-15
Graham is at it again ... with Charlie in tow!
Who was your favorite character and why?
Graham, the narrator and writer of the diary, is a great character. Becoming a father is a life changing experience and Graham is tackling it head on. Between midnight feeds and napalm poo nappies, Graham is jumping in head first. I love his dedication to his son and what it takes to be a father. Just as in book 1, Graham is doing all the research he can to do the best he can.
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The Diary of a Hapless Father: Months 0-3 continues the story of Graham and Alison, a couple who became pregnant after only being together for a month. This book starts where book 1 left off - at the hospital where their son Charlie is born. We join Graham and Alison as they bring baby Charlie home and navigate the first 3 months of parenthood.
As with book 1 in this series, I loved Mr. Sortwell's writing style. Journaling the events as they happen makes for a great read. I also like all of the British slang used in the book ie: nappies (for diapers), lounge (for living room), wind (gas) and grotto (Christmas scene that is usually in a dept store window).
Mr. Watt's reading is just a pleasant as the first book. He continues to give each character their own voice and the emotion he puts forth is great. I loved his display of frustration when Charlie is up all night with colic and how he handled Graham's agitation with it. He truly brought you right into the scene as if you were there.
I would recommend this book to my friends who are new parents and 'old' parents alike. I can't wait to see what happens next to this little family!
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- RobertT
- 04-29-15
Definitely a great book for new fathers
I enjoyed this book a lot. It was just as good as the first one by the same author. I'll be looking for the next one in the series.
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- Annie The Audible Addict!!!
- 05-11-15
SUPER FUN LISTEN!!!
What did you love best about The Diary of a Hapless Father: Months 0-3?
Graham!! he is hilarious!!!!
What did you like best about this story?
I like how it flows, and it is very honest...I think all new parents could relate to this cute little story!
Have you listened to any of Will M. Watt’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
The 1st book in this series...and he is terrific!!!! This book does not disappoint!
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
I felt bad for Graham when he lost his job...he was targeted! But at least he won in the end!
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** I was given a free copy of this book by the narrator for an honest review **
I LOVE THIS SERIES!!!! The narration is spot on...and the whole book is funny!!! I love the diary format and the honesty in the writing...if you have ever had a new baby,you will totally relate with this....The anxiety and sleep deprivation alone will hit home! This is a quick and light listen that will have you laughing out loud and definitely wanting more!!! 2 thumbs up!!!
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- jey cee
- 05-03-15
Book 2
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A very good audiobook! Lots of humor and very real life trials and tribulations of becoming a new father with characters that you can easily relate to.I enjoyed listening to this audiobook.
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- Terri
- 04-23-15
Another witty tale about fatherhood!
Father Diaries Book 2: The Diary of a Hapless Father is another quirky, witty comedy about family written by a father. This book starts out with the arrival of the baby. I love how the father (Graham Peterson) starts out by saying I lost my other diary so I started a new one. Here we venture into the life styles and habitat of having a new baby in the home. I had chuckled so many times throughout this book. I loved how the baby is described as cold coming from the mother like cold as getting out of the show. These books are eye openers as well as funny.
The author, Pete Sortwell once again had me totally entertained. Some of the things he said had taken me back to when my kids were born and their father didn't know what was going on. We can laugh about it now as we think back. The narrator, Will M Watt once again delivers another flawless story to us and I still love the accent! Great job guys!
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- dk.bookworm
- 04-25-15
great follow up
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I revieved this audiobook in return for an unbiased review.
This continues directly from The diary of an expectant father, now the baby is born and Graham loggs all of his frustrations and joys of his newfound fatherhood.
Just as hillarious as the previous book.
I recomend all prospective fathers (or mothers) to listen/read this book.
once again perfectly narrated by Will M Watt, siuted the comical style without sounding rediculous
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- jami
- 04-29-15
Excellent sequel
Book two takes up right where the first left off, in a new journal of course. If you have kids, you will relate to how much truth is in this book. Plenty of entries on the complete exhaustion you experience, and just how much a newborn poos.
Graham still puts a lot of humor in his journals as he goes through bonding with Charlie, trying to help out his partner, and dealing with some massive work drama. While both books were fairly short, they are definitely worth a listen whether you have children or not. I hope there will be more of these in the future, would love to see where the story goes.
Will M. Watt does a great job once again with the narration, would love to listen to more from him.
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- Anna Vanti
- 05-01-15
Again Hilarious!!!!!
If you could sum up The Diary of a Hapless Father: Months 0-3 in three words, what would they be?
Welcome to Parenthood!
What other book might you compare The Diary of a Hapless Father: Months 0-3 to and why?
I don't like to compare books every one is unique.
What does Will M. Watt bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
British accent of course, hilarious narrating, all the characters are inside my head like I'm watching a movie! Generally AWESOME!
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Parenthood is a Bitch! (but don't worry you'll love it all the way)
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I received this audiobook in exchange for an honest review. All thoughts opinions and ratings are my own. I was under no obligation to post a review or give positive feedback.I hope this review was useful to you and helped your decision to read or not read this book. I love reading and sharing my opinions with other readers. Thank you very much Pete Sortwell and Will M. Watt for this book
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- DK
- 05-08-15
Oops-Reversed Review This Is Expectant See Below
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
THIS REVIEW IS FOR DIARY OF EXPECTANT FATHER
What a hoot! I love this book, the thoughts, the fears, the foolish things men think of when babies are brought up in conversation. However, they really go wonky when it is an unexpected and unplanned pregnancy with someone you have had no inkling as to forward get married.
This is where Grahm finds himself. It is wonderful from his complaints to the complaints of of the woman who is carrying his child. Everything that should be minor is magnified by fear, annoyance, happiness and anything else. It is what the title explains. It is rather short, a couple of hours long, so I don't want to give too many examples but I will be listening again and I think it will would be a great gift for any expectant father.
Will T Watt is fantastic, of course I find that a British accent makes anything better. Seriously, he had real control over the book and sounded like he may have been through this before.. Well done!
Note: This one is pretty tame - there may have been a cuss word.
*I agreed to listen to this book in exchange for my thoughts and this review.
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