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Dick Hill
About this listen
Strand's perpetually unlucky character Andrew Mayhem sets off on a simple mission at the request of his wife: Get some spaghetti sauce. On his way to the store he meets Konrath's obnoxious private eye Harry McGlade, co-star of the Lt. Jack Daniels thrillers.
Horrific violence, bad jokes, and lots of name calling soon ensues. Some sex, too, but not between the main characters.
©2008 J.A. Konrath and Jeff Strand (P)2011 Brilliance Audio, all rights reserved.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Love it however you can get it for free
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24/7 Demon Mart: Publisher's Pack features two books from the 24/7 Demon Mart series: The Graveyard Shift, book one, and Monster Burger, book two. It also includes the bonus Hell for the Holidays, a 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas special. Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. So clueless, that he doesn't even realize the beer cave in the corner store where he works is the gateway to hell.
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cool idea ruined by cartoonish narration
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- 11-07-17
Hilarious!
I'm coming to this story as a J.A. Knorath fan. As always, Harry did not disappoint. I enjoyed Andrew Mayhem' s straight man contribution which, in my opinion made it that much funnier!
I would love to read these guys in action again!
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- Dawn
- 12-12-16
Awful, just awful
Not much of a horror story, it was awful, just awful. Definitely not for me.
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- Islandgirl
- 07-24-12
Harry McGlade at his worst which is his best.
If you could sum up Suckers in three words, what would they be?
Funny, outrageous, and gross.
What did you like best about this story?
All of Harry's encounters.
Which scene was your favorite?
In the basement of the vampires.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes, almost did.
Any additional comments?
Need more Harry McGlades
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- Candyman
- 04-05-21
Fun quick read.
I found this book to be light hearted and humorous. Hope they work together again soon.
Definitely recommend
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- Montanan
- 07-29-12
Written for 14-17 year old males !
Sophomoric to the extreme. Stupid tale with very little humor ... except potty type. Suckers is for suckers.
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- chase c.
- 11-14-24
super short, and kinda stupid. even for this series.
it's less than 2 hours long. it also doesn't entirely make sense. I know this story takes place in a realistic world so of course they werent (spoilers) real vampires. then why couldn't he hurt elderly woman with fake fangs? the PIs character was hard to figure out. I understand he's clearly an unreliable narrator, but most of the unrealistic parts of his story are corroborated by Andrew.
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