Space Police: Attack of the Mammary Clans
An Almost Funny Scifi Space Comedy, Book 1
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David Blake
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It's the 25th century, and the American President has taken over the world. Meanwhile, after a cleaner unplugged his cryogenic freezing machine by accident, Detective Inspector Capstan wakes up to find that he's been in a state of suspended animation for more than 400 years. As he's forced to adjust to life in the future, he finds himself reinstated as a policeman, and together with the great-great-great-great-grandson of his former subordinate, Sergeant Dewbush, he's put on the case of a missing cow.
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Jimm Juree was a crime reporter for the Chiang Mai Daily Mail with a somewhat eccentric family. When she is forced to follow her family to a rural village on the coast of Southern Thailand, she’s convinced her career—maybe her life—is over. So when a van containing the skeletal remains of two hippies is inexplicably unearthed in a local farmer’s field, Jimm is thrilled. Shortly thereafter an abbot at a local Buddhist temple is viciously murdered.
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delighted...
- By Bobbie on 08-23-11
By: Colin Cotterill
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The Engines of God
- By: Jack McDevitt
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
- Length: 14 hrs and 54 mins
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Humans call them Monument-Makers. An unknown race, they left stunning alien statues scattered on distant planets throughout the galaxy, encoded with strange inscriptions that defy translation. Searching for clues about the Monument-Makers, teams of 23rd century linguists, historians, engineers and archaeologists have been excavating the enigmatic alien ruins on a number of planets, uncovering strange, massive false cities made of solid rock. But their time is running out.
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Conceptually intriguing, but uneven writing style
- By Michael G Kurilla on 05-12-11
By: Jack McDevitt
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A Carrion Death
- Introducing Detective Kubu
- By: Michael Stanley
- Narrated by: Simon Prebble
- Length: 14 hrs and 19 mins
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Smashed skull, snapped ribs, and a cloying smell of carrion. Leave the body for the hyenas to devour - no body, no case. But when Kalahari game rangers stumble on a human corpse midmeal, it turns out the murder wasn't perfect after all. Enough evidence is left to suggest foul play. Detective David "Kubu" Bengu of the Botswana Criminal Investigation Department is assigned to the case.
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Hot and Arid
- By Robert on 11-06-08
By: Michael Stanley
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I Predict a Riot
- Murder, Extortion & Carrot Cake
- By: Colin Bateman
- Narrated by: Adam Moore
- Length: 21 hrs and 33 mins
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Walter has a rubbish job, so has Margaret. But when they meet through a dating agency, neither is who they seem. Margaret's married for a start, and Walter's encounter with her husband, Billy, leaves him black and blue. Billy's a dodgy accountant for politician and racketeer Pink Harrison, who is about to come unstuck.
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PICK ME PLEASE PICK ME WE'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN
- By Louise on 10-19-08
By: Colin Bateman
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StarFire
- Vince Lombard, Book 1
- By: Mike Lee
- Narrated by: Jason Brenizer
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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Captain Vince Lombard, G-Marine company commander, is tasked with tracking down a stray ship. The Alliance Military Ship StarFire has gone silent, and previous attempts to locate her have resulted in the loss of more ships. After two previous wars with xenospecies humanity bumped into while expanding into space, no one knows what might be the cause of StarFire's missing in action status.
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Good solid Sci-Fi
- By Bob H. on 10-25-14
By: Mike Lee
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Open Your Eyes
- By: Paula Daly
- Narrated by: Emma Fenney
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
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Jane Campbell avoids confrontation at all costs. Given the choice, she'll always let her husband, Leon, a best-selling thriller author, fight their battles. She'd prefer to focus on the good things in life: precious days with her two young children, a steady and loving marriage, their mischievously playful cat Bonita, and her fulfilling job as a creative-writing teacher. In Jane's eyes, life is altogether sweeter than any individual bump in the road. But when Leon suffers a brutal attack, Jane has to finally face reality.
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Finally a book that held my interest
- By PollyAnna2 on 10-13-18
By: Paula Daly
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Children of the Deterrent
- Halfhero, Book 1
- By: Ian W. Sainsbury
- Narrated by: Sam Phillips, Jaimi Barbakoff
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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The new novel by the author of the best-selling The World Walker series. 'My name is Daniel Harbin, and I'm a child of The Deterrent.' What if a superhuman turned out not to be so super...or even human? Britain's superhero, The Deterrent, was unveiled to the world in 1979 and disappeared two years later. The truth about his origins has never been revealed. The rumours about his children - those that survived - and their mysterious abilities have never been confirmed. Until now....
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Everything Backstory Until Last Few Chapters
- By Sailfish on 06-30-20
By: Ian W. Sainsbury
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Comeback
- By: Dick Francis
- Narrated by: Tony Britton
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
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When globe-hopping British First Secretary Peter Darwin returns to his childhood home for a visit, he is sorry. Waiting for him were long-hidden memories, a string of racehorse deaths and homicide. As Darwin begins to realize that the key to all of it involves his own past, he wishes he'd never come back, because he just might never leave again—alive.
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Like the story, but sound was weird
- By Jeanette on 11-07-22
By: Dick Francis
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The Golden Gate
- By: Alistair MacLean
- Narrated by: Jonathan Oliver
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
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A tense and nerve-shattering classic from the highly acclaimed master of action and suspense. A rolling for Knox. is how the journalists describe the Presidential motorcade as it enters San Francisco across the Golden Gate. Even the ever-watchful FBI believe it is impregnable - as it has to be with the President and two Arab potentates aboard. But halfway across the bridge the unthinkable happens. Before the eyes of the world a master criminal pulls off the most spectacular kidnapping in modern times....
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Good book; Awful narrator
- By Kindle Customer on 03-27-18
By: Alistair MacLean
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- Myst Farm
- 06-19-19
Sucks you in from the first words..
The story was absolutely hilarious! I can't wait to read more... I've already ordered the rest of the books from this series.
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- Paul
- 09-13-19
good if you have an extra credit.
not great I would not get the sequel if they had one. I ffc you have a credit you have to use or lose then go for it otherwise.....
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- swyrlgirl
- 01-20-19
Well done!
Especially for the first in a series! Clever and well read. Looking forward to more!
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- thomas dye
- 01-11-19
Simple silly fun
I liked it. This one is a hit or miss I suspect. Most will love it, but some will miss the humor here. Feels a lot like the popular Space Team adventures, and I mean that is a good way. I'll certainly see what else this author has to offer!
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- Anders Skov
- 01-30-19
Fun book with a great narrator
It’s a fun book and it was just what I was looking for.
A simple story with funny twists and turns.
And fantastic narration that brings the story together.
I want to read and hear the other books in the series.
Now please :)
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- Tyler
- 06-27-18
Fantastic Narrator
The story was funny and the narrator brought it all together. The President's American accent was great!
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- Blake Kincaid
- 06-26-19
Fun perspective not fully developed.
The story was kind of fun. Every time I got to enjoy something about a character it was never flushed out, everything felt static. The story ended abruptly without any real resolution. I assume this will be book 1 in a series
I want to give a.passable grade for this attempt, but it feels like a second or 3rd draft. it isn't easy to write humor and I appreciate what was crafted here. I will probably get the next one to try and hear if he made a better book.
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- Michael Fulton
- 11-16-19
A Cold Open
Story is fun, but not much is explored. The setting is given in exposition. The characters have little development. The main character wakes up to find out his wife, children, friends, and colleagues are long dead. But he acts as indifferent to it as he would the weather.
That said, it's the first book, and look forward to future ones.
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- Joy
- 12-30-19
Horrible
This book was referred to me because it was funny. It is not only the most boring, droll book ever but it’s repetitive. We get that the robot and the GPS and everything else do nor hear you the first, second, and third time that you speak you don’t have to go through the conversation on repeat for eight or more times. Horrible
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- John Williams
- 08-10-18
IF demolition man was an absurdist comedy
Police man from the past, becomes police man in the future and then hunts for expensive cows.
The danger with absurdist comedy is that it tends to be very binary; it either connects with you or it doesn't. If you don't get hooked on the premise, then the books as a whole isn't gong to make you laugh. I'm usually a big fan of the genre, but this book didn't connect with me at all.
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4 people found this helpful