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This is fecking serious, so it is!
Bishop's Point is about to face its biggest crisis since the distempered badgers attacked. Father O'Riley and Father O'Malley are all that stand in the devil's way. The forces of Hell descend upon the sleepy Irish town en masse, but they were not expecting the good fathers to lead a rebellion against them.
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Dark and Stormy Knights
- By: Ilona Andrews, Jim Butcher, Shannon K Butcher, and others
- Narrated by: Renee Raudman, Joe Barrett, Marc Vietor, and others
- Length: 10 hrs and 29 mins
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It was a dark and stormy knight, and nine dark defenders embarked upon a most perilous quest. They're the ultimate defenders of humanity, modern day knights who do dark deeds for all the right reasons. In this all-star collection, nine of today's hottest paranormal authors bring us thrilling, all-new stories of supernatural knights that are brimming with magic mystery and mayhem.
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Bought this for Dresden, loved the rest!
- By Moon River on 06-27-12
By: Ilona Andrews, and others
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SilverFin
- Young Bond, Book 1
- By: Charlie Higson
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
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What does it take to become the greatest secret agent the world has ever known? In this thrilling prequel to the James Bond series, readers meet a 13-year-old schoolboy whose inquisitive mind and determination set him on a path that will one day take him all over the world, in pursuit of the most dangerous criminals known to man.
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A Pleasant Surprise
- By Troy on 09-17-15
By: Charlie Higson
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House of Secrets
- By: Chris Columbus
- Narrated by: Daniel Vincent Gordh
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
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Brendan, Eleanor, and Cordelia Walker once had everything: Two loving parents, a beautiful house in San Francisco, and all the portable electronic devices they could want. But everything changed when Dr. Walker lost his job in the wake of a mysterious incident. Now in dire straits, the family must relocate to an old Victorian house that used to be the home of occult novelist Denver Kristoff - a house that feels simultaneously creepy and too good to be true.
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Very much worth the ride.
- By Fred Jones on 04-17-15
By: Chris Columbus
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Undertow
- By: Michael Buckley
- Narrated by: Jennifer Grace
- Length: 11 hrs and 57 mins
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When Lyric Walker was 14 years old, her life was turned upside down when she witnessed a world-changing event - the arrival of the Triton, a five-nation race of warrior merpeople who walked out of the sea and camped on the beaches of modern-day Coney Island. Suddenly her neighborhood was home to a new minority group numbering in the tens of thousands. But the Triton's arrival also revealed a shocking family secret: Her own mother was a mermaid.
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I loved “Undertow” by Michael Buckley.
- By love2dazzle on 11-13-17
By: Michael Buckley
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The Necromancer's House
- By: Christopher Buehlman
- Narrated by: Todd Haberkorn
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
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Andrew Ranulf Blankenship is a handsome, stylish nonconformist with wry wit, a classic Mustang, and a massive library. He is also a recovering alcoholic and a practicing warlock, able to speak with the dead through film. His house is a maze of sorcerous booby traps and escape tunnels, as yours might be if you were sitting on a treasury of Russian magic stolen from the Soviet Union thirty years ago.
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Finally - Magic / Fantasy Novel for adults.
- By David on 04-23-14
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The Reluctant Adventures of Fletcher Connolly on the Interstellar Railroad
- By: Felix R. Savage
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
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Fletcher Connolly hasn't got a lot to lose. Since he and half the galaxy signed on to the rat race of the technological relics trade, Fletch has come to terms with the idea that he will join the ranks of unlucky explorers that perish light years from home without a dime to his name. But bankruptcy is a great motivator. With friends and family counting on him to strike it rich, Fletch embarks on an unwilling quest for alien treasure.
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I wanted to love this book, but I did like it
- By wag more on 07-26-18
By: Felix R. Savage
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Gone
- Gone Series, Book 1
- By: Michael Grant
- Narrated by: Kyle McCarley
- Length: 17 hrs and 15 mins
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In the blink of an eye, everyone disappears. Gone. Except for the young. There are teens, but not one single adult. Just as suddenly, there are no phones, no Internet, no television. No way to get help. And no way to figure out what's happened. Hunger threatens. Bullies rule. A sinister creature lurks. Animals are mutating. And the teens themselves are changing, developing new talents - unimaginable, dangerous, deadly powers - that grow stronger by the day. It's a terrifying new world.
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Please rerelease this book w new narration
- By Kim on 02-12-17
By: Michael Grant
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
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Kingdom Keepers Inheritance: The Shimmer
- By: Ridley Pearson
- Narrated by: Alejandro Saab
- Length: 6 hrs and 28 mins
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In the near future, in the Epcot of Walt Disney's imagination, sixty thousand people live in a CommuniTree surrounding the forward-looking Walt Disney World theme park. Five unique families are among the residents—and some of the parents were once known as the Kingdom Keepers. Their identities are carefully guarded in order to raise their children without special treatment, most of the Kingdom Keepers work for the Walt Disney Company, and have settled into "ordinary" and rewarding lives.
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This is the Wrong Manuscript
- By Kali on 03-07-23
By: Ridley Pearson
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Long Lankin
- By: Lindsey Barraclough
- Narrated by: Anne Flosnik
- Length: 10 hrs
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When Cora and her little sister, Mimi, are sent to stay with their great-aunt in the isolated village of Bryers Guerdon, they receive a less than warm welcome and are desperate to go back to London. But Auntie Ida’s life was devastated the last time two young girls were at Guerdon Hall, and now her nieces’ arrival has reawakened an evil that has lain in wait for years. A haunting voice in an empty room; a strange, scarred man lurking in the graveyard; mysterious words scrawled on the walls of the abandoned church ... all point to a horrifying truth that has held Bryers Guerdon in its grip for centuries.
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AMAZING!!!
- By Sharron on 09-06-14
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- Blackeagle
- 04-11-24
Laugh Out Loud Fun
Our Fathers is hysterical. I have never laughed so hard throughout an entire book before. I loved the multitude of different creatures that swirled this phenomenal and unique plot. Simon, you really outdid yourself with this book. The narrator was absolutely perfect his comedic timing and voices were on point. The narrator brought you into the story as he brought it to life. I highly recommend this book to anyone who loves comedic horror stories. I received this book for free upon my request. I am so happy I received a copy. I am voluntarily leaving my honest and unbiased review here of my own free will.
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- Mandy Magee
- 02-16-22
Hysterical!
Very reminiscent of Monty Python. The narrator brought the story to life with his characters, accents and sound effects. Perfect combo!
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- Eric B.
- 02-24-22
Awesome Narration, Exciting Story
The narrator of this story really made it exciting and hilarious. The story itself is okay, the only reason I gave it 3 stars is because of the redundancy, but I'm a picky critic. It reminded me of Monty Python movies, which I love, but it was definitely its own unique style, which I admire. I definitely laughed out loud more than once. Thanks for the entertainment!
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- Mariel
- 02-25-22
Will keep you entertained start to finish!
Our Fathers by Simon Carr
Narrated by Justin Mills
I received a complimentary copy and am voluntarily leaving a review.
The book revolves around two priests, Father O’Riley and Father O’Malley who reside at the aptly named “ Bishop’s Point.” A few local farmers obtain a volume of what appears to be demonology from the parish - what a book of demonology is doing in the library of two Catholic priests is anyone’s guess.
Nevertheless, the farmers “accidentally” succeed in opening a portal to purgatory and all hell is released…literally!
The priests and farmers are flung into a battle involving hellhounds, demons, and even the devil himself appears to stake his claim in taking over the world with his diabolical plan.
Surprisingly, one of the Father’s takes to it as a duck takes to water.
“ What in the ding dong doodlebug has gotten into Father O’Riley…” is the remark, describing his newly discovered ability to fight off the demons. It all comes out in the wash, so to speak, but will the Father’s ever be the same again?
Simon Carr has composed yet another uproarious piece of fiction that evokes memories of the bumbling priests of Craggy Island - Father Ted and Father Dougal, not to mention the colourful language that was Father Jack, ( including the Easter egg of My Lovely Horse!) If you don’t find puns concerning religion etc, then this is not for you.
I listened to the audio version and couldn’t refrain from laughing or listening. There are musical introductions at the beginning of each new chapter along with a verbal presentation and even that has its own finesse, which displays great attention to detail for an audiobook. The combination of a great narrator and a brilliantly funny book makes for a marvellous listening experience. Justin Mills brings the characters to life with his own personal demonstration of each character and wonderfully fitting sound effects.
The unique style of Simon Carr blends perfectly with the narration of verbal expressions and won’t fail to leave you in hysterics.
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- Duain
- 02-06-22
Good story and great narration
The story is very funny. Very reminiscent of Monty Python and the Holy Grail meets a Simon Pegg and Nick Frost movie. Narration was very well done with the varying voices and sound effects. Highly recommend!
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- R. Campbell
- 02-09-22
Simon Carr at his most coherent
Simon Carr's writing is an acquired taste. It's typically a mixture of Monty Python, Wright and Pegg, The Goodies, and Bennie Hill. In this title, imagine a farmer accidentally opening a portal to hell and unleashing a plague of demons, and eventually Satan himself.The Bishop tasks the two local Fathers with closing the portal and eliminating the wayward demons, so he does.
Grab your purse (and your brick) and your candle-snuffer-outer and follow the increasingly exasperated narrator through this tale of demon bashing and floating, farting demon airbags as Our Fathers save the world.
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- Patty
- 03-05-23
I kept laughing throughout!!
The entire book was wonderfully hilarious, but the Narrator is completely what makes this so much more so. This will be my go to book whenever I need a good belly laugh.
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- Eileen
- 02-07-22
Just what the doctor ordered for 2022!
This is a hilarious story about a cast of characters who are incredibly moronic yet hysterically funny! I can’t help but be reminded of the Monty “Pythonesque” humor from days gone by. The author, Simon Carr and narrator, Justin Mills make a brilliant comedic team. Every little ridiculous detail will keep you laughing throughout! Enjoy!
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- Laura
- 04-05-22
Amusing Horror Story
I enjoy Simon Carr's work a lot and this book was no exception. I found the author's over-the-top humor, along with his irreverent material to be amusing and entertaining. There were times I found myself laughing out loud. I recommend this book to others who like this genre. Justin Mills' narration was excellent and added another layer of enjoyment to the story. His oration was a real pleasure to listen to as he narrated. I was given a free copy of the audiobook and I have voluntarily posted this review.
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-01-23
Bizarre
Straight up bizarre but funny. It's like a 12 year old mixed up Bill & Ted's Adventure, Little Nicky & OH God You Devil. Reasonably appropriate but some cursing. Overall a funny listen.
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