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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

The Art of Decluttering Before You Die

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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Hillary Huber
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Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you’ll actually want to use. Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most.

You’ll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there’s no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • ditch the d*mn indecision
  • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
  • give your busy family a f*cking break
  • and more!

Whether you’re getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.

©2023 Messie Condo (P)2023 Dreamscape Media
Comedy & Humor Compulsive Disorders House & Home Personal Development Mental Health Funny Witty Inspiring

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Loved this! Didn't want it to end!

Loved this! The candidness was spot on and helpful! Had to buy her other book the minute I was finished with this one! The candid humor was uplifting and motivating !!!

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Laughing all the way….

Entertainment included. We all have an expiration date - some may know it’s sooner vs later (hand raised). Regardless-EVERYONE should prepare. The older, weaker, more physically challenged we become (naturally or unplanned), the elements of frustration and self kicks in the a$$ increase.
My only child is a death investigator. Our conversations have no sugar coatings. Most won’t have THAT advantage in the beginning. Be receptive and request the same of those you’ll share these preparations with.
Most people truly do NOT want (most of) your stuff. Don’t be offended. Thank them for being honest.
Most importantly-GET YOUR LEGAL MATTERS DONE FIRST!!!
My daughter says it is a HUGE HELP for the family when the deceased has already taken care of the legal matters.
Next level is about all of our “sheeeeeet”. This audiobook is phenomenal. I’ve been treating it like a favorite song I play on repeat. HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!

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Getting real about decluttering before I die

Sadly, too many F bombs and other cuss words were unnecessarily sprinkled throughout the otherwise very useful ideas. I assumed the milder word in the title just meant to highlight the reality of the book's subject matter, which I could live with. However, once I started the book it was immediately evident the author could have gotten the point across with just as much conviction without all the unnecessary cussing. I realize I could simply choose to pass on the book altogether, but really wanted to hear the ideas and info to motivate me on my decluttering journey. I found the ridiculous use of F words to be distracting from the otherwise positive message of the book.

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Very informative and entertaining

I’m not a huge fan of cursing, but I loved the humor and the narrator’s voice was very pleasant.
Not only was it very informative, but fun to listen to as well. I loved it!!

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Love this audiobook

If you don’t mind “bad” language, you will really enjoy this book. It’s full of great advice, hard truths, and is really chuckle-inducing!

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Loved it

The humor kept me interested throughout the book. I hope more will come out soon.

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Foul Language - LOL

Humorous and to the point. Many aspects really hit home - enjoyed it but was a bit over the top with the F word.

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Love the pep talk / not the language

I thought all the information was helpful and I love the peptalk. I just wish it didn’t have all the language some people don’t love Effen Heimer’s.

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worth a credit

not sure why it's so expensive but it's worth using an audible credit on.. there's dark humor and lots of vulgarity so not recommended for the sensitive people. get it together and get rid of your shyte so you don't burden others with it when you're gone.. I'm excited to live with less shyte anyway...

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Love it

Thank you for the direct fucking talk about my shit! I went home after I read the first half of this book and felt the need to declutter!!

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