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  • Tidy the F*ck Up

  • The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t
  • By: Messie Condo
  • Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
  • Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (198 ratings)

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Tidy the F*ck Up

By: Messie Condo
Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
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Publisher's summary

This funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up hands listeners the most useful tools for keeping crap clean and organized without all the pressure.

In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, carefree way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to:

  • Become a decision-making bad*ss
  • Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do
  • Live life after a clusterf*ck!
  • And more!

With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.

©2019 Messie Condo (P)2020 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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Great listen!!

This spoke to me! it was both funny and insightful. I plan on listening to it again and again!

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Absolutely LOVE this book!!

Hysterical, down to earth & So, So True~ Relatable on so many levels! Highly recommend reading/listening!

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Motivating and easy to listen to

The narrator is great and adds so much. This is for any procrastinator that needs to tidy, clean or organize. I hate self help books but this one is great. I actually started to tidy up while listening.

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Direct and simple, no need to stress!

Just do as the lady says and get the results your head couldn’t handle alone. Never hurts to have a tells it like it is cheerleader in the background when messes get tough! Def a good listen, highly recommend!

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Great book with step by step help

I love this book and narrator. She puts character to the story tellers emphasis on certain topics. beautiful collaboration. I believe this has given me a better direction than just watching hoarder shows, cause my piles aren't like theirs.

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Extra Amazing if You've Read Marie Kondo First!!

This book was everything i never knew i needed and the BEST accidental discovery i made immediately after finishing listening to Marie Kondo's famous book. it was so helpful in sussing out what parts of Marie Kondo's book to really take to heart and new ways of looking at what taking them to heart can mean in a very humorous and fun book that's hard to stop listening to. the narrator and author alike speak my language and have such a perfect balance of humor and actual advice that is likely to work. I adored this book and can't recommend it highly enough!

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ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

It was like a best friend over here coaching me through my little mini hoard. Definitely helped me a lot. It is definitely worth the purchase!

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Loooove this book!!!!

If I could give it 6 stars, I would!!! Highly recommend this!!! Gets you motivated to organize and entertain you at the same time!

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Funny and Surprisingly Motivational

I really enjoyed this book. We all really know WHAT we need to do, we just get bogged down in the how and when. The author says that and then some.. a few handy tips with a whole lot of REAL TALK. I actually cleared the excess in my closet while listening. Thanks for reminding me that it's all just STUFF and not that big of a deal :)

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Foul language

liked the advice. perhaps the objective language made the point more clear. I would like to think the same message could be gotten across without 4 letter words

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