Junkyard Druid
The Colin McCool Paranormal Suspense Series, Book 1
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M. D. Massey
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A cursed druid, blackmailed by a faery queen to find a missing magic rock. Let's just hope they don't hack the druid off...for everyone's sake.
Name's Colin McCool. Folks call me the Junkyard Druid. I hate that name.
Despite my last name, I'm not "cool" like the other hunters in town. I don't run an occult bookstore, I've never owned a Harley, and I didn't inherit a family fortune passed down through generations of hunters before me.
And I kind of have this curse on me that's messed up my life.
So, things have gone to hell since I was cursed. I live in a junkyard, my mentor Finn is a heroin addict, I've got the Cold Iron Circle breathing down my neck, and the local Fae Queen Maeve is blackmailing me into doing her dirty work.
Now I'm in way over my head trying to retrieve Maeve's stolen magic rock, all while helping my friend Belladonna solve a series of murders that may or may not involve the local werewolves.
And did I mention that my girlfriend is a ghost?
If I can just get the Faery Queen's tathlum back, and help Belladonna solve the murders...
Then I just might live long enough to finish my first year of college.
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Excellent Story, Distracting Sound Engineering
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Her job description is the "tracking and apprehension of mentally-fractured killers". What this really means in FBI profiler Jace Valchek's brave new world - one in which only one percent of the population is human - is that a woman's work is never done. And real is getting stranger every day. Jace has been ripped from her reality by David Cassius, the vampire head of the NSA. He knows that she's the best there is in the business, and David needs her help in solving a series of gruesome murders of vampires and werewolves.
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Not a yawner!
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Kim Lam is an ordinary college student until a freak scientific accident (what else?) transforms Kim and three housemates into Sparks - and drafts them into the never-ending war between the Light and Dark. They struggle to master their new abilities - and (of course) to design cool costumes and come up with great hero-names. Turns out that "accident" was just the first salvo in a Mad Genius's latest diabolical scheme. Now it's up to four newbie heroes to save the day, before they even have a chance to figure out what their team's name should be!
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Great start to a new series!
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It was a dark and stormy knight, and nine dark defenders embarked upon a most perilous quest. They're the ultimate defenders of humanity, modern day knights who do dark deeds for all the right reasons. In this all-star collection, nine of today's hottest paranormal authors bring us thrilling, all-new stories of supernatural knights that are brimming with magic mystery and mayhem.
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Suprizingly entertaining
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Enjoyed it more than I expected.
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world filled with magic and monsters, and ruled over by a cruel and sadistic game master who taunts and harasses them while he sits back and eats their fried chicken.
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My name is Landon Hamilton. Once upon a time I was a twenty-three year old security guard, trying to regain my life after spending a year in prison for stealing people's credit card numbers. Now, I'm dead. Okay, I was supposed to be dead. I got killed after all; but a funny thing happened after I had turned the mortal coil...
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Nobody likes me.. Everybody hates me.
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- Lisa Louis
- 04-12-19
Good story
The story was engaging and I enjoyed the world. The reader did a great job and I really enjoyed the couple of times his voice was enhanced, as it worked so well with the book. I also enjoyed the two stories and the way they were told. My one complaint was about character development. The main character had some, but most of them were two dimensional. I wish they were more well rounded - richer. I hope as the his continue we get more development.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-21-20
Refreshing alternative to Iron Druid.
I quite liked the first few books of the Iron Druid series only to be very unsatisfied with the last couple of books. When I gave this a shot, I went in with low expectations and was very pleased. This is a great overall story. The narrator does a decent job, but the writing is good enough that it overcomes the narrator’s shortcomings. Massey’s writing style is more like the style of urban fantasy writers that I’ve grown to love.
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- Michael
- 02-13-21
Good story.
I enjoyed listening to this book. I will have to listen to the whole series.
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- ShoutOutForElbows
- 08-03-19
Solid
A sturdy urban fantasy with a somewhat different emotional tone. Dour fun. Main character is less plagued by invincibility than many main characters in urban fantasy.
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- Kat's account
- 07-17-17
one beast two beast- come out come out
even though I am a bigger fan boy off a different druid. I am interested to see where this will go. I like the nods to other characters. Narrator wasn't bad- captured main voice well.
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- C. Souza
- 04-09-17
Great book !!!
Have you listened to any of Steven Barnett’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
No. But I really liked, specially the action moments , this Narrator is able to convey the emotions from the characters.
Any additional comments?
I loved this book and I think that most fans of the Iron Druid and Harry Dresden will like it! I'm curious to see the development of the story. The book one is building up its world. So far some Celtic Mythology involved, fairies, witches, vampires, werewolves. I'm afraid to give to many details and spoil the fun hehe
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- cory lambeth
- 06-13-18
good
really liked this book it was as good as the iron druid cronicals I'm glad I got book 2
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- Chris
- 06-10-18
Glad I gave this a shot
So happy I bought this book. looking forward to listen to the series. Starting book 2 right away
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- craig
- 04-28-17
there needs to more his masterful works on here!
this was beyond an amazing book. if you liked the iron druid series and like things a little darker this is for You!
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- Claire
- 07-31-17
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Book one begins with what feels like chapter 20 and year 2 of this character. Very past tense when it comes to character introduction and creation. The main character and his relationships feel hollywood- all show, shallow depth.
There thus 'journaling things that doesn't identify a timeline and create great anticipation but never delivers.
I ended the book with...."What?!?!"
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