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Johnson Jones’ Diary

The My So-Called Mystical Midlife Series, Book 5

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Johnson Jones’ Diary

By: Robyn Peterman
Narrated by: David Brenin
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A fabulous mash-up of three of my favorite characters from three of my favorite series?

Umm… Yes, please!

Johnson from My Big Fat hairy Wedding, Dwayne from Shift Happens and Zorro from Magic and Mayhem are hanging out together and having the time of their lives.

Get ready for one wild and hilarious ride with Johnson Jones’s Diary—adventure, mistaken identities, love, fashion, belly laughs and of course, a happily ever after.

xoxo Robyn

Dear Diary,

Tomorrow is the big day! Life is thrilling! All of my dreams are coming true… except the one where I ride off into the sunset with Prince Charming on a snowy white steed and inherit an adorable brownstone on the Upper East Side with a doorman named Jeeves. Well, one can’t have everything, can they?

Fingers are crossed—all of them—that my first big fashion show goes off without a hitch. Never in my wildest wizard dreams did I imagine that my designs would be headlining New York Fashion Week. As long as the models show up and my darling undead assistant, Helen, doesn’t cry happy tears of blood all over the frocks, I’m confident my caftans will be a huge success.

Who knew shapeless bodywear could be the next big thing? Me, that’s who! And I’m manifesting my dreams into reality.

Anyhoo, wish me luck, Dear Diary, and thanks as always for lending an ear… or a page, to be more accurate.

xoxo Johnson Jones

©2023 Robyn Peterman (P)2023 Robyn Peterman
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Cute novella

I enjoyed listening to this quick novella. The characters are great, the storyline was fun, and the narrator did a wonderful job.

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Thoroughly enjoyed

Robyn Peterman has written a surprisingly enjoyable addition to her My So-Called Mystical Mystical Midlife series. It’s full of zany characters and laugh out loud moments.
David Brenin gave a standout performance as he breathed life into the storyline and gave each character their own distinct voice.
I highly recommend this book to paranormal fiction fans.

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Dry Fun

I loved the fun, humorous conversation and takes on life. The energy was great as well.

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sweet read

such a sweet tale!! all the angst and loving friends and the steadfast love interest.

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Fun story

This series was super fun. I appreciate that it had a little epilogue book at the end.

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Ugh.

I have enjoyed the quirky characters in this series. Sadly, this story seemed to be limited to trotting out stereotype descriptions. I was hoping for some character development and all I got was shrieking dialog. This could have been great fun, using the long history and lifetimes of the supernatural and how they were adjusting to modern life. RuPaul's Drag Race has more character development than this story.

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Boring

I really tried to get into this story, but gave up after three attempts. It was crass and boring with a narcissistic main character.

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Painful

I don’t usually write reviews but this one became painful to listen too. I don’t believe it was the narrator I believe it was the book. It’s short and I only made it half way through. Just couldn’t do anymore. I usually like this author’s work but no idea what this was.

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Absolutely nothing. It couldn’t keep my attention.

Was not good compared to the other titles in this series. Wasted a credit on it.

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Bad book

I loved Robyn Peterman and this series but nothing in this book had anything to do with the series. Returned the book after 1.5 hrs of listening. It was torture.

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