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- Unabridged
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So here’s the deal—I’m a magical disaster. A witch from a family of witches, and the only one whose magic blows up in her face. Which is why I came up with my rules....
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Great story distracting performance
- By Amazon Customer on 08-25-23
By: Linsey Hall
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Hex Appeal
- By: Kate Johnson
- Narrated by: Catrin Walker Booth
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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All Essie ever wanted was to have a normal life but in the end she found herself drawn back to Beldam House because she just can’t stop her witchiness. Into this coven of chaos stumbles gorgeous, clueless Josh, their new landlord—and he’s just discovered his tenants haven’t paid rent since the 1700s! As Josh is drawn further into the lives of the inhabitants of Beldam House, Essie is determined to keep him at broomstick’s length. That is, until a family secret, lying hidden for centuries, puts Josh firmly under her spell.
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Just ok
- By Courty81 on 03-25-23
By: Kate Johnson
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Do Your Worst
- By: Rosie Danan
- Narrated by: Shane East, Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Riley Rhodes finally has the chance to turn her family’s knack for the supernatural into a legitimate business when she’s hired to break the curse on an infamous Scottish castle. Used to working alone in her alienating occupation, she's pleasantly surprised to meet a handsome stranger upon arrival—until he tries to get her fired. Fresh off a professional scandal, Clark Edgeware can’t allow a self-proclaimed “curse breaker” to threaten his last chance for redemption. After he fails to get Riley kicked off his survey site, he vows to avoid her. Unfortunately for him, she vows to get even.
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Equal amounts charm, story and kink
- By Flynn Fedorczak on 03-06-24
By: Rosie Danan
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Witcha Gonna Do?
- By: Avery Flynn
- Narrated by: Sarah Pesek, Adam Gold
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Could it possibly get any worse than having absolutely no magical abilities when you’re a member of the most powerful family of witches ever? It used to be that I’d say no, but then I keep getting set up on dates with Gil Connolly whose hotness is only matched by his ego. Seriously. I can’t stand him. Even if I also can’t stop thinking about him (specifically kissing him) but we’re going to pretend I never told you that part.
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Can someone from audible listen to this book?
- By Sunni Grabert on 02-08-23
By: Avery Flynn
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Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice
- By: Becky Monson
- Narrated by: Stefanie Kay
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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If I were ever to write a memoir, it would be titled, Jenna Peterson’s Guide to Dating Emotionally Unavailable Men. I’m like a professional at it. I’m so good, I can take any dysfunctional man and turn him into Prince Charming, just in time for him to dump me and then go on to marry the next woman he dates. I’m about ready to give up on loving real men and focus on lusting over fictional men in the Turkish dramas I can’t stop devouring.
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Loved this one!
- By SuzQues on 07-20-23
By: Becky Monson
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Hex and the City
- By: Kate Johnson
- Narrated by: Catrin Walker-Booth
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Things you should know about Poppy: 1. She’s a witch. 2. She has magical hair like Rapunzel from Tangled. 3. She lives with Iris, the head of her coven, in a beautiful, ramshackle house next to Highgate cemetery. 4. She works at Hubble Bubble, a magic shop in Covent Garden. Though none of it is real magic as that would be highly irresponsible. Until…Poppy accidentally sells gorgeous celebrity magician Axl Storm, all six-foot-four of him, a cursed pendant.
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Fun and Surprisingly New
- By Maggie Hill on 08-05-24
By: Kate Johnson
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The Modern Girl's Guide to Magic
- Charming Cove, Book 1
- By: Linsey Hall
- Narrated by: Laurel Schroeder
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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So here’s the deal—I’m a magical disaster. A witch from a family of witches, and the only one whose magic blows up in her face. Which is why I came up with my rules....
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Great story distracting performance
- By Amazon Customer on 08-25-23
By: Linsey Hall
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Hex Appeal
- By: Kate Johnson
- Narrated by: Catrin Walker Booth
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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All Essie ever wanted was to have a normal life but in the end she found herself drawn back to Beldam House because she just can’t stop her witchiness. Into this coven of chaos stumbles gorgeous, clueless Josh, their new landlord—and he’s just discovered his tenants haven’t paid rent since the 1700s! As Josh is drawn further into the lives of the inhabitants of Beldam House, Essie is determined to keep him at broomstick’s length. That is, until a family secret, lying hidden for centuries, puts Josh firmly under her spell.
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Just ok
- By Courty81 on 03-25-23
By: Kate Johnson
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Do Your Worst
- By: Rosie Danan
- Narrated by: Shane East, Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Riley Rhodes finally has the chance to turn her family’s knack for the supernatural into a legitimate business when she’s hired to break the curse on an infamous Scottish castle. Used to working alone in her alienating occupation, she's pleasantly surprised to meet a handsome stranger upon arrival—until he tries to get her fired. Fresh off a professional scandal, Clark Edgeware can’t allow a self-proclaimed “curse breaker” to threaten his last chance for redemption. After he fails to get Riley kicked off his survey site, he vows to avoid her. Unfortunately for him, she vows to get even.
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Equal amounts charm, story and kink
- By Flynn Fedorczak on 03-06-24
By: Rosie Danan
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Witcha Gonna Do?
- By: Avery Flynn
- Narrated by: Sarah Pesek, Adam Gold
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Could it possibly get any worse than having absolutely no magical abilities when you’re a member of the most powerful family of witches ever? It used to be that I’d say no, but then I keep getting set up on dates with Gil Connolly whose hotness is only matched by his ego. Seriously. I can’t stand him. Even if I also can’t stop thinking about him (specifically kissing him) but we’re going to pretend I never told you that part.
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Can someone from audible listen to this book?
- By Sunni Grabert on 02-08-23
By: Avery Flynn
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Pumpkin Spice and Not So Nice
- By: Becky Monson
- Narrated by: Stefanie Kay
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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If I were ever to write a memoir, it would be titled, Jenna Peterson’s Guide to Dating Emotionally Unavailable Men. I’m like a professional at it. I’m so good, I can take any dysfunctional man and turn him into Prince Charming, just in time for him to dump me and then go on to marry the next woman he dates. I’m about ready to give up on loving real men and focus on lusting over fictional men in the Turkish dramas I can’t stop devouring.
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Loved this one!
- By SuzQues on 07-20-23
By: Becky Monson
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Hex and the City
- By: Kate Johnson
- Narrated by: Catrin Walker-Booth
- Length: 10 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Things you should know about Poppy: 1. She’s a witch. 2. She has magical hair like Rapunzel from Tangled. 3. She lives with Iris, the head of her coven, in a beautiful, ramshackle house next to Highgate cemetery. 4. She works at Hubble Bubble, a magic shop in Covent Garden. Though none of it is real magic as that would be highly irresponsible. Until…Poppy accidentally sells gorgeous celebrity magician Axl Storm, all six-foot-four of him, a cursed pendant.
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Fun and Surprisingly New
- By Maggie Hill on 08-05-24
By: Kate Johnson
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The Trouble with Witches
- Shadowvale, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: B.J. Harrison
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Shadowvale isn’t typical small-town America. The sun never shines, the gates decide who enters, magic abounds, and every resident bears some kind of curse. No one knows this as well as raven shifter Deacon Evermore, who, like everyone in his family, has a curse. While his position as Shadowvale’s peacekeeper lets him use that curse for good, he’d rather live anywhere else. He stays for his family but doubts he can last much longer.
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A left at the door review of Trouble with Witches
- By Liadan on 06-18-19
By: Kristen Painter
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The Ex Hex
- A Novel
- By: Erin Sterling
- Narrated by: Caitlin Davies
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Nine years ago, Vivienne Jones nursed her broken heart like any young witch would: vodka, weepy music, bubble baths…and a curse on the horrible boyfriend. Sure, Vivi knows she shouldn’t use her magic this way, but with only an “orchard hayride” scented candle on hand, she isn’t worried it will cause him anything more than a bad hair day or two.
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Good but the narrator wasn’t great
- By Sam on 09-29-21
By: Erin Sterling
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Nevermore Bookstore
- Townsend Harbor, Book 1
- By: Kerrigan Byrne, Cynthia St. Aubin
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Stella Hunter
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Cadence "Cady" Bloomquist knows two things for sure: First, shelving books at her shop, Nevermore Bookstore, totally counts as cardio. Second, staying late every Thursday night to take a certain mysterious customer's order is not the same as waiting by the phone for some man. Until the calls with the man who identifies himself only as "Fox" last for hours, and become the highlight of her week. Which leaves her to wonder, if his velvet voice can kindle her fire over the phone, what sort of alchemy might it inspire if they met in person?
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Nevermore Bookstore!
- By Sandra L. Agus on 10-27-23
By: Kerrigan Byrne, and others
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Wolf Gone Wild
- Stay a Spell, Book 1
- By: Juliette Cross
- Narrated by: Johanna Fairview, Aiden Snow
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Unable to shift for three months, Mateo Cruz knows all too well. His wolf has taken up residence in his head, taunting him night and day with vividly violent and carnal thoughts. Convinced he's cursed, he needs the help of a powerful witch before he literally goes insane. Evie Savoie has always obeyed the house rule of her coven: no werewolves. They're known for being volatile. So, when a distempered, dangerous werewolf strolls into the bar and almost strangles one of her late-night customers, she's ready to bounce him through the door. But she sees the desperation in his eyes....
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Oh Alpha!!!!
- By MomOf2As on 05-19-21
By: Juliette Cross
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My Roommate Is a Vampire
- By: Jenna Levine
- Narrated by: Gilli Messer
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Cassie Greenberg loves being an artist, but it’s a tough way to make a living. On the brink of eviction, she’s desperate when she finds a too-good-to-be-true apartment in a beautiful Chicago neighborhood. Cassie knows there has to be a catch—only someone with a secret to hide would rent out a room for that price.
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Adorable
- By Jacqueline on 10-08-23
By: Jenna Levine
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Hidden Magic
- Dragon's Gift: The Huntress Novella
- By: Linsey Hall
- Narrated by: Laurel Schroeder
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Cass Clereaux is a FireSoul - one of the unlucky few to inherit a piece of the dragon's soul. It gives her a deadly, forbidden magic, but at least it helps her find treasure. The only people she can trust are her fellow FireSouls, Del and Nix. They hunt treasure to pay the bills and keep their FireSoul secret to save their lives. When Cass is blackmailed by a criminal overlord who holds their lives in his hands, things get rough. He wants a pair of rare daggers hidden inside a deadly temple.
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Prequel to Ancient Magic
- By Danestra on 08-29-18
By: Linsey Hall
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Shadow Guild: The Rebel Complete Series
- By: Linsey Hall
- Narrated by: Laurel Schroeder
- Length: 26 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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People say I'm a weirdo. Sure, my idea of a party is a mini box of wine and hanging out with a feral raccoon, but it works for me. When I’m accused of murder, things get crazy. One, I learn that I have magic. Two, there’s a secret magical city hidden right in London itself. And three, my only hope is a vampire who’s sexy as sin and scary as the devil himself. He's called the Devil of Darkvale, and he all but owns Guild City. Some say I should just quit and turn myself in. Not a chance. I’m going to solve this murder myself.
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Hard to stay interested
- By pat higs on 01-18-23
By: Linsey Hall
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My Vampire Plus-One
- By: Jenna Levine
- Narrated by: Daniel Henning, Helen Laser
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Amelia Collins is by definition successful. She would even go so far as to say successfully single. But not according to her family, and she's tired of the constant questions about her nonexistent dating life. When an invitation to yet another family wedding arrives, she decides to get everyone off her back once and for all by finding someone—anyone—to pose as her date. After a chance encounter with Reginald Cleaves, Amelia decides he's perfect for her purposes.
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That epilogue had me swooning
- By Mayrone on 09-18-24
By: Jenna Levine
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A Witch's Guide to Magical Innkeeping
- By: Sangu Mandanna
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Sera Swan was once one of the most powerful witches in Britain. Then she resurrected her great-aunt Jasmine from the (very recently) dead, lost most of her magic, befriended a semi-villainous talking fox, and was exiled from her magical Guild. Now she (slightly reluctantly and just a bit grumpily) helps Aunt Jasmine run an inn in Lancashire, where she deals with her quirky guests' shenanigans, tries to keep the talking fox in check, and longs for the magical future she lost.
By: Sangu Mandanna
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Go Hex Yourself
- By: Jessica Clare
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Holly Linneman
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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When Reggie Johnson answers a job ad in the paper, she’s astonished to find that she’s not applying to work at her favorite card game, Spellcraft: The Magicking. Instead, she’s applying to be an actual familiar for an actual witch. As in, real magic. The new job has a few perks—great room and board, excellent pay, and she's apprenticing to a powerful witch. Sure, the witch is a bit eccentric. And sure, there was that issue with the black cat Reggie would prefer to forget about. The biggest problem, however, is warlock Ben Magnus.
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Witchy RomCom
- By Kel on 09-26-22
By: Jessica Clare
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Fated by Starlight
- Supernatural Institute, Book 1
- By: Krista Street
- Narrated by: Sarah Pavelec, Zachary Johnson
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Three months. I just have to get through three months of resisting Avery's enticing lilac-and-rainwater scent. Then she'll be shipped off to Geneva and I can get to work forgetting her inquisitive eyes, infectious laugh, and tantalizing curves. It almost kills me to keep her at arm's length, but duty demands it. All of that changes, though, when a rare celestial event erupts strange, new power from Avery—a power that's determined to destroy her. Tasked with unlocking its secrets, I have no choice but to keep her close as I struggle to find her new magic's origins.
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Loved it!!!
- By Julie Sorensen on 03-23-24
By: Krista Street
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Until You
- Off Limits Series, Book 1
- By: Catharina Maura
- Narrated by: CJ Bloom, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 9 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Left without a job and evicted from the house she so carefully turned into a home, Aria is offered two choices: move back in with her brother . . . or take the job her brother's best friend offers her.
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Bestfriend's Sister + secret identity = 💋
- By Kel on 08-26-22
By: Catharina Maura
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- MamaBookworm
- 09-07-23
Enjoyed
I am really enjoying this new series by Linsey Hall. Characters are enjoyable, and I binged the audiobook in a day.
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- Brittney Boyer
- 11-05-23
Soooo cute!!
Ummm Penelope is my absolute favorite!!! I will never get over how funny she is!!!
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- Scuba Spirit
- 11-23-23
Enjoyed thos book
I really enjoyed reading this book. I laughed a lot. The characters a well written.
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- Megan
- 10-11-23
So cute
I absolutely love this book. I actually liked it more than the first one. I love the relationship, the found family, fake dating, and everything in between.
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- Genevieve M. Mzili
- 10-26-23
Love it!
Great characters and good story!
Really enjoyed this two books, they take you somewhere else beautiful with hope! Thank you for the nice distraction!
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