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Gross Embellishments

By: Geoff Sturtevant
Narrated by: John McLain, Jason Hill, Drew Blood, Paul J. McSorley, Geoff Sturtevant
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From the award-winning author of Occupational Hazards come nine more tales of blue-collar fiction, including The Destroyer (sequel to Jar Baby) and the author's autobiographical Memoir of a Murderer, narrated by an all-star cast of performers. There's horror, there's humor, there's horrific humor. It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries. Treat yourself. You deserve it.

©2022 Geoff Sturtevant (P)2022 Geoff Sturtevant
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A suspenseful, hilarious, and gripping set of tales.

Geoff knocked it out of the park per usual with his writing and narration. John, Jason, and Drew really helped bring the characters to life with their narration as well. The stories especially “ Memoir of a murderer” were absolutely hilarious and constantly kept you wondering what could possibly happen next. And if you know me you know I never lie.

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Some good stuff right there

Some of these stories are very well done. Good for a laugh too. Well worth a read

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Best Narrators of all time!

Geoff Sturtevant definitely writes like no other. His ridiculously creative & deliciously unique style always tickles me in a way no one else does. Paul J. McSorley, Drew Blood, Jason Hill, & John McLain are by far the best storytellers of all time!

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The narration made this book extra special!

This book was utterly fascinating to experience in Audible. The author and 4 other narrators take on the nine short stories and bring them to life. I am amazed by each story this author pens. Geoff's humor is out of this world! There are moments of disbelief, gross situations, utter horror, and of course humor. The life experiences and dreams of this author must also be fascinating.
If you love a good collection of humorous stories and unbelievable tales, check this series out. You will not be disappointed. Patiently waiting for book #3.

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Wickedly wild!

Great writing with some of my very fave narrators! I love Geoffs warped sense of humor, the visuals were hilarious!

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