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Hot Damned, Book 19
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Jessica Almasy
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By:
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Robyn Peterman
About this listen
Just when I thought I’d get a vacation with the love of my undead life, my life blows up. Again.
Sun and naughty fun is off the docket. Eliminating deadly Dhampirs is at the top of the to-do list. Crap.
How in the ever-loving heck does a bloody note written on a paper towel and rag magazines left by Satan turn into a Vamp-hunt for idiots who think creating Dhampirs to attain world domination is a smooth move? The secret life of the entire Vampyre species is now on the line.
Welcome to my Hell on Earth.
With an insane crew of two warriors who don’t know their heads from their rear ends, a Demon who can break glass with her voice, Martha and Jane—who are foulmouthed and clothing-impaired, and a tiny Vamp with fangs as big as her body, I’m going to solve the problem come Hell or high water. Hopefully it’s just high water. I could do without the Hell part ...
I’m ready to rumble and ready to win. The stakes are too high to lose. Plus, I need a freaking vacation. Work before play. We just need to survive it first.
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I wish I had not listened the first two books…
- By Patricia Johnson on 04-01-25
By: Amanda M. Lee
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Flesh & Crone
- A Spell's Angels Cozy Mystery, Books 1-3
- By: Amanda M. Lee
- Narrated by: Meghan Kelly
- Length: 28 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Scout Randall always considered herself a big-city girl. Then she got transferred to rural northern Lower Michigan by Spell’s Angels, the monster-hunting biker gang that’s been her sole reason for being since her tempestuous teenage years, and everything she thought she believed started to shift. This three-book omnibus includes: Bad to the Crone, No Crones About It, and No Crone Unturned.
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a waste, poor reading and plot needs 0 star.
- By mary on 04-15-22
By: Amanda M. Lee
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Still Standing
- Wild West MC , Book 1
- By: Kristen Ashley
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Jason Clarke - epilogue
- Length: 14 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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When Clara Delany walks into the Aces High Motorcycle Club's hangout, she's hit rock bottom. She's hiding her car from the repo man, she has less than two dollars in her bank account, and the only employment she can get is delivering messages for a criminal. All because of a man. Therefore, she's sworn them off. And then she meets West "Buck" Hardy, president of the Aces High MC.
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Big Fan of K.A. - this is just poorly redone Motorcycle Man unfortunately
- By Lissa L. on 02-05-21
By: Kristen Ashley
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Worth Fighting For
- Meant to Be, Book 5
- By: Jesse Q. Sutanto
- Length: Not Yet Known
- Unabridged
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As the right hand of her father’s hedge-fund company, Fa Mulan knows what it takes to succeed as a woman in a man’s world: work twice as hard, be twice as smart, and burp twice as loud as any of the other finance bros with whom she works. So when her father unexpectedly falls ill in the middle of a critical acquisition, she is determined to see it through. There’s just one hitch: The family company in question is known for its ultra masculine whiskey brand, and the brood of old-fashioned aunts, uncles, and cousins who run it will only trust Mulan’s father with the future of their business.
By: Jesse Q. Sutanto
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Blood of the Earth
- Soulwood, Book 1
- By: Faith Hunter
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 15 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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When Nell Ingram met skinwalker Jane Yellowrock, she was almost alone in the world, exiled by both choice and fear from the cult she was raised in, defending herself with the magic she drew from her deep connection to the forest that surrounds her. Now, Jane has referred Nell to PsyLED, a Homeland Security agency policing paranormals, and agent Rick LaFleur has shown up at Nell's doorstep.
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Faith Hunter hits it out of the Park!
- By Teri on 08-03-16
By: Faith Hunter
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Only Rogue Actions
- Galactic Bonds, Book 5
- By: Jennifer Estep
- Length: Not Yet Known
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Once upon a time, I was Vesper Quill, a lowly lab rat using my seer magic and engineering skills to repair broken appliances at a Regal-owned corporation. These days, I’m one of the most infamous and wanted fugitives in the Archipelago Galaxy, along with Kyrion Caldaren, my partner. Kyrion and I are hiding out on a distant planet when we are offered a chance to train at a prestigious facility in hopes of better understanding our truebond, the psionic connection that lets us share thoughts, feelings, skills, and more.
By: Jennifer Estep
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Tall, Dark & Lonely
- By: R. L. Mathewson
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom
- Length: 12 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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When the mother that abandoned them years ago suddenly shows up and moves them to New Hampshire, Madison has no choice but to go or lose her family. Shoving her dreams aside yet again, she tries to make a life for her siblings only to discover that nothing is going the way that it should. It's really cold. Her fifteen year old sister acts like a hooker in training. Men act funny around her. Her boss is a real jerk. She feels like an outsider.
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5 ENTERTAINING, BLOOD-SUCKING STARS!
- By Yvette on 08-20-14
By: R. L. Mathewson
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Tying the Scot
- By: Jennifer Trethewey
- Narrated by: Ruth Urquhart
- Length: 10 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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At age 11, Alex Sinclair pledges an oath to the Duke of Chatham promising to serve and protect his illegitimate daughter, Lucy FitzHarris. Nine years later, the duke unexpectedly takes Alex up on his vow, offering the future Laird of Balforss his daughter's hand in marriage. Now a man, hotheaded Alex has difficulty convincing Lucy - who would rather starve to death than marry a vulgar Scot - to go through with the arranged marriage.
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I RARELY Give More Then 4 Stars🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇
- By T.D.Willis on 08-27-20
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How Witch It Is
- Wicked Witches of the Midwest, Books 1-3
- By: Amanda M. Lee
- Narrated by: Aris
- Length: 18 hrs and 59 mins
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Welcome to Hemlock Cove, where the town is magically rebranded - but real witches aren't necessarily welcome. That makes things hard for the Winchester witches - including local newspaper reporter Bay. She's got a persnickety family - wait until you met Aunt Tillie - and a penchant for stumbling across trouble.
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Mixed bag
- By MerylB on 01-08-17
By: Amanda M. Lee
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- K. Ramjohn
- 04-22-25
Hilarious
Fashionably Felonious was hilarious. Omg...I couldn't stop laughing. The author gave us a cast of quirky characters who said and did things that were unbelievably outrageous, and I couldn't put the book down.
This is the 19th book in the Hot Damned series and I was easily able to read it as a standalone.
The story follows Vampyre fashionista Astrid, who is on a mission to save her people from Dhampir world domination schemes.
We are taken on quite a wild ride with Astrid and her eccentric crew who were silly, a bit raunchy and slightly ridiculous at times but there was the themes of female empowerment included in the story which I loved.
This is a highly entertaining, and hilarious paranormal romantic comedy and I would definitely recommend it if you're looking to laugh.
🎧🎧🎧🎧🎧
The narrator Jessica Almasy did a phenomenal job with this story. We got different voices, varying accents, and full personalities which had the humor leaping off the pages
She made the story so much more fun to listen to and really brought it all to life. It was an absolute delight listening to her narrate this novel.
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- nona
- 03-05-25
Astrid picks up a few more strays 💞
for an undead person without a beating heart, Astrid’s heart is always making room for more. this story definitely had it moments that made me lol, but it also pulled at my heartstrings, and will for anyone who isn’t soulless ..
as Martha and Jane would say, this series is the absolute shit, and i hope it continues on for many Many years to come!🥰💞🪄🧛♀️🧛🧛♂️🦎
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- Rachel
- 02-14-25
lol
These books are such a fun read, but be prepared to laugh out loud! The reader is perfect for these books. She keeps the voices straight and has timing that is awesome!! More please!!
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- Cyn or Peter
- 03-02-25
HELLO!! HILARIOUS
Robin has really kicked it up a notch with this little gym of a add-on to the series I don't know where she gets this from but the story truly is amazing and hilarious and fun and really keeps my attention Great job.
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- GaGirl
- 03-19-25
Loved
Love love and absolutely love. Here’s hoping there is a story with the boys being apart of!!
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- Dc
- 03-08-25
Such, no Words!!!
Love A… just laugh out loud. No words to describe but hilarious!!! Tears of laughter
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- high.lady.katie
- 03-25-25
Fun listen!
This is book 19 in the Hot Damned series how have I not heard about this before! It can be read/listed to as a standalone, I will have to check out more! This was such a fun listen! The narrator did a phenomenal job with all the characters! So hilarious I was laughing out loud a lot! Who knew vampires could be so witty, silly, a little raunchy and slightly ridiculous at times this was a wild ride and I really enjoyed it!
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- JennT
- 03-09-25
Profanely Fabulous!
Robin Peterman’s colorful characters are hilariously entertaining and educational 😉. I learn new combinations of words for body parts and functions from each of her books that are surprising, delightful, and spectacularly raunchy. Like the rest of the series, Fashionably Felonious does not disappoint. With a mix of beloved and new characters this story continues Astrid’s epic journey through her new life as a badass, vampire, the chosen one, and the true immortal, Compassion. Jessica Almasey is a phenomenal narrator that has read for the entire series. She performs characters perfectly with distinct voices for each one consistently throughout the series. Overall a great escape from the everyday drama and horrors of our current times.
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- Tommie
- 03-09-25
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Fashionably Felonious- Robyn Peterman
Hot Damned Book 19
Narrated By: Jessica Almasy
Narrator Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Jessica does an excellent job narrating these characters. I can’t imagine hearing anyone else’s voice doing these books. Her voice is perfection, pacing is perfection as is tone. She definitely brings these characters to life!
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My Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Pages: 264
Genre: Paranormal/Fantasy
Tropes:
🤣Laughter Inducing
👗Clothing optional
🍷Glass Breaking Voices
🪦Cemetery shenanigans
🧛♂️Vampire fight for supremacy
🧙♀️Witches are our friends
👹Devil is on our side and his brother too
After reading a very emotional book this book was a delight and a palate cleanser.
It had me laughing the WHOLE way through! These characters are so unpredictable that you have absolutely no idea what they are going to say much less do next.
We are not even going to discuss the two tube top wearing ladies, the demon eating chips or the two desperate gentleman trying to come up with suitable names because Astrid strikes them with lightening after each of their suggestions.
There is a sweet love story interwoven in their high jinx’s. Astrid is The Chosen related to God and the Devil both and her hubby Ethan is the Vampire ruler. Plus everyone needs to meet Tracy and have her in their corner!
You definitely need to read this laughter inducing book. I’ve read others in this series and loved them all!
I highly recommend.
#bookstagram #romance #robynpeterman #hambright_pr #fashionablyfelonious #booktok #paranormal #fantasy
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- Aze Moreno
- 03-28-25
Hilariously fun!
This audio was provided by hambrightpr and I'm so happy I decided to listen to it because I now have a new author I need to read more of! Robyn Peterman is hilarious and the narration to her novellas are great!
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