
Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
$0.99/mo for the first 3 months

Buy for $19.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Allison McLemore
-
By:
-
Diana Rowland
About this listen
Angel Crawford is finally starting to get used to life as a brain-eating zombie, but her problems are far from over. Her felony record is coming back to haunt her, more zombie hunters are popping up, and she’s beginning to wonder if her hunky cop-boyfriend is involved with the zombie mafia. Yeah, that’s right—the zombie mafia. Throw in a secret lab and a lot of conspiracy, and Angel’s going to need all of her brainpower—and maybe a brain smoothie as well—in order to get through it without falling apart.
©2012 Diana Rowland (P)2012 Audible, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
-
My Life as a White Trash Zombie
- By: Diana Rowland
- Narrated by: Allison McLemore
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive".
-
-
It's Not F**king Rocket Science
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-22-13
By: Diana Rowland
-
Mark of the Demon
- Kara Gillian, Book 1
- By: Diana Rowland
- Narrated by: Liv Anderson
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
"Why me? Why now?" That’s what Beaulac, Louisiana, detective Kara Gillian was asking herself when an angelic creature named Rhyzkahl unexpectedly appeared during a routine summoning. Kara was hoping to use her occult skills to catch a serial killer, but never had she conjured anything like this unearthly beautiful and unspeakably powerful being whose very touch set off exquisite new dimensions of pleasure.
-
-
Really?
- By colleen on 12-30-13
By: Diana Rowland
-
Slayers: A Buffyverse Story
- By: Christopher Golden, Amber Benson
- Narrated by: Amber Benson, Charisma Carpenter, James Charles Leary, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Original cast members from the beloved TV series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, reunite for an all-new adventure about connections that never die—even if you bury them. A decade has passed since the epic final battle that concluded Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV). The game-changing spell that gave power to all potential Slayers persists. With new Slayers constantly emerging, things are looking grim for the bad guys.
-
-
A dream come true
- By Anonymous User on 10-12-23
By: Christopher Golden, and others
-
Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
-
-
A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
-
Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
-
-
Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
-
Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all.
-
-
???
- By Avery Adair on 11-27-23
By: Jack Townsend
-
My Life as a White Trash Zombie
- By: Diana Rowland
- Narrated by: Allison McLemore
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive".
-
-
It's Not F**king Rocket Science
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 09-22-13
By: Diana Rowland
-
Mark of the Demon
- Kara Gillian, Book 1
- By: Diana Rowland
- Narrated by: Liv Anderson
- Length: 12 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
"Why me? Why now?" That’s what Beaulac, Louisiana, detective Kara Gillian was asking herself when an angelic creature named Rhyzkahl unexpectedly appeared during a routine summoning. Kara was hoping to use her occult skills to catch a serial killer, but never had she conjured anything like this unearthly beautiful and unspeakably powerful being whose very touch set off exquisite new dimensions of pleasure.
-
-
Really?
- By colleen on 12-30-13
By: Diana Rowland
-
Slayers: A Buffyverse Story
- By: Christopher Golden, Amber Benson
- Narrated by: Amber Benson, Charisma Carpenter, James Charles Leary, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Original cast members from the beloved TV series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, reunite for an all-new adventure about connections that never die—even if you bury them. A decade has passed since the epic final battle that concluded Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV). The game-changing spell that gave power to all potential Slayers persists. With new Slayers constantly emerging, things are looking grim for the bad guys.
-
-
A dream come true
- By Anonymous User on 10-12-23
By: Christopher Golden, and others
-
Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
-
-
A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
-
Starter Villain
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 8 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Inheriting your uncle's supervillain business is more complicated than you might think. Particularly when you discover who's running the place. Charlie's life is going nowhere fast. A divorced substitute teacher living with his cat in a house his siblings want to sell, all he wants is to open a pub downtown, if only the bank will approve his loan. Then his long-lost uncle Jake dies and leaves his supervillain business (complete with island volcano lair) to Charlie. But becoming a supervillain isn't all giant laser death rays and lava pits.
-
-
Volcanic Lairs, Death Rays & Cats… Oh My! 😼
- By C. White on 09-19-23
By: John Scalzi
-
Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all.
-
-
???
- By Avery Adair on 11-27-23
By: Jack Townsend
-
Zombie Fallout: Zero
- By: Mark Tufo
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 2 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Those who would seek a new world order have unleashed the most devastating virus onto mankind, and even they do not know the secrets hidden in their weapon. Follow along as Harry, a CDC scientist, races to figure out what exactly the virus is and how to stop it. It will be up to him and a group of marines led by Major Sanders to stop the zombie fallout before it ravages an unsuspecting world.
-
-
As usual Mark Tufo does not disappoint
- By Midwestbonsai on 01-09-17
By: Mark Tufo
-
Rosemary and Rue
- An October Daye Novel, Book 1
- By: Seanan McGuire
- Narrated by: Mary Robinette Kowal
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The world of Faerie never disappeared: it merely went into hiding, continuing to exist parallel to our own. Secrecy is the key to Faerie’s survival—but no secret can be kept forever, and when the fae and mortal worlds collide, changelings are born. Half-human, half-fae, outsiders from birth, these second-class children of Faerie spend their lives fighting for the respect of their immortal relations.
-
-
Missed Matched Pair
- By G Reinhardt on 11-26-11
By: Seanan McGuire
-
World Departed
- The Cascadia Series, Book 1
- By: Sarah Lyons Fleming
- Narrated by: Roger Wayne, Teri Schnaubelt, Christian Barillas, and others
- Length: 25 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Rose Winter has enough problems. With a marriage going down the tubes and a dreaded anniversary party on the horizon, the last thing she needs is the zombie apocalypse. She wanted to get drunk and sing karaoke, not murder her undead neighbors. It’s clear the party’s over, however, now Rose has more problems - a missing husband, an overbearing houseguest, and keeping her family alive.
-
-
It was okay.
- By Open-Minded Reader on 09-19-20
-
The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world.
-
-
Stories are great, not crazy about the format
- By Sugarpucker on 08-10-15
By: Drew Hayes
-
Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
- Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1
- By: Molly Harper
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead.
-
-
Refreshing take on the Paranormal Genre
- By Captain Skurvy on 02-21-10
By: Molly Harper
-
Adrian's Undead Diary Omnibus: Volume 1
- By: Chris Philbrook
- Narrated by: James Anderson Foster
- Length: 39 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The world crashed to pieces on June 23rd and Adrian Ring wasn't anywhere near ready for it. He had no guns, no food, no friends around, a cat that wanted to slip out the back of the condo and a girlfriend trapped in the heart of the city. This is the story of how he survived. Real, flawed, and raw, Dark Recollections is Adrian's own story of how he survived after "That Day". Told through his eyes as he talks to his laptop, affectionately named "Mr. Journal".
-
-
Adrian's Undead Diary set the bar for me!
- By Kelleefornia on 06-16-20
By: Chris Philbrook
-
Dragon Heist
- By: Alexander C. Kane
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Birdie Binkowitz is just a little bitter. As a young actress, she was the toast of Hollywood, definitely destined for greatness. Then the dragons had to rise up from their thousand-year slumber, take over Earth and ruin everything. Twenty years later, Birdie is living her worst life in her hometown of Tuscaloosa, Alabama, working at her father's Seed and Feed (and Bagels). Then, a mysterious dragon appears in front of the store seeking her help. He’s got a bone to pick with his fellow dragons–and he wants to hit them where it hurts.
-
-
Just finished my second listen
- By Kalena on 05-05-23
-
First Grave on the Right
- Charley Davidson, Book 1
- By: Darynda Jones
- Narrated by: Lorelei King
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Charley sees dead people. That's right, she sees dead people. And it's her job to convince them to "go into the light." But when these very dead people have died under less than ideal circumstances (i.e., murder), sometimes they want Charley to bring the bad guys to justice. Complicating matters are the intensely hot dreams she's been having about an Entity who has been following her all her life...and it turns out he might not be dead after all. In fact, he might be something else entirely.
-
-
Great choice for Stephanie, Lorelai or Buffy fans!
- By Austin gal on 03-07-12
By: Darynda Jones
-
The Bar at the End of the World
- The Watchers, Book 1
- By: Tom Abrahams
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 10 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Zeke is a bad guy. He didn’t choose to be. It’s just who he is. It’s who he has to be to survive in a post-apocalyptic world where trust is as scarce as water. He's got nobody. No family. No friends. And he left behind the woman he loved for her own good. But it's time to change. After a brush with death far out in the wasteland, he decides he's done risking his life to help his greedy bosses control who gets to drink water and when. Now, he's stranded in a bar in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by the perfect kind of ruffians who can help him go back and make things right.
-
-
Meh story, great narrator.
- By ILikePizza on 04-30-20
By: Tom Abrahams
-
Divergent
- By: Veronica Roth
- Narrated by: Emma Galvin
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In Beatrice Prior's dystopian Chicago, society is divided into five factions, each dedicated to the cultivation of a particular virtue - Candor (the honest), Abnegation (the selfless), Dauntless (the brave), Amity (the peaceful), and Erudite (the intelligent). On an appointed day of every year, all sixteen-year-olds must select the faction to which they will devote the rest of their lives. For Beatrice, the decision is between staying with her family and being who she really is - she can't have both. So she makes a choice that surprises everyone, including herself.
-
-
It's not for me. Loved it anyway.
- By Grant on 05-24-12
By: Veronica Roth
-
Reckoning
- By: Jeaniene Frost
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 1 hr and 50 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
In New Orleans, a pair of undead serial killers is about to turn Mardi Gras into a horror show - unless the immortal hitman Bones can hunt them down first. From Jeaniene Frost comes a thrilling novella featuring characters from her New York Times bestselling Night Huntress series. Originally appeared in the anthology Unbound.
-
-
Urgh this was a frustrating read.
- By Leah on 07-03-14
By: Jeaniene Frost
-
Crossroads Queen: Books 1-3
- By: Annabel Chase
- Narrated by: Vivienne Leheny
- Length: 21 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lorelei Clay isn’t like other people. She isn’t even like other supernaturals. Her specialties are the nightmares of the living, communication with the dead, and cooking bacon until it’s golden brown and perfectly crispy—no magic required.
-
-
the unfriendly main character
- By Anonymous User on 04-10-25
By: Annabel Chase
Featured Article: Mmmm, Brains...The Best Zombie Series to Devour in Audio
Zombies have been a potent cultural force for decades. Something about the concept of a ragtag crew of survivors facing off against endless masses of shuffling brain-munchers really seems to speak to people! But which stories are the very best? Which zombie audiobooks will have you double-checking the locks and sleeping with a baseball bat next to your bed? From trilogies to sagas, these incredible post-apocalyptic zombie listens are sure to satisfy.
What listeners say about Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues
Highly rated for:
Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Jeanah_99
- 04-12-13
Great mystery w a twist on the Traditional zombie!
This is the second book in the White trash Zombie series. I read the first one. Loved it. Listened to the second one and I loved that even more. This series has a different spin on zombies. These are functional people with jobs yet they still have some abilities of traditional zombies.
Narration was perfect! I had a real feeling of being in the south. Which I missed out on when I read the first book.
Their is a really good mystery in the book. Well worth the credit!!!!!
I am looking forward to a book 3
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Lisa
- 05-20-13
Fun listen, I want more!
I purchased the 1st book in the series ( My Life as A White Trash Zombie) to take a break from the longer epic books I usually read. I immediately purchased this one after I finished it. It was fun and light as I expected but surprisingly Angel was a charming character that hooks her way into your heart. I liked the authors take on zombies and her concept of brains use (i.e. brain smoothies) and the zombie mafia. The narrator gives an excellent performance being animated without being over-bearing.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
2 people found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Misty
- 02-12-13
Terrific follow up to book one.
Would you consider the audio edition of Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues to be better than the print version?
Yes, Allison McLemore adds a lot of flavor to the telling of the story
What other book might you compare Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues to and why?
This was my first book featuring zombies living secretly among us, So no comparison - except for the first book "My Life as a White Trash Zombie.' Both terrific, fun stories,
Have you listened to any of Allison McLemore’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Haven't heard her on anything else, but I would definitely give her a listen.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Skej0007
- 12-26-12
Second book as good as the first!
Where does Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
I couldnt wait to listen to this after listening to the first book. I loved both and would recommend them.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Adrienne Hood
- 06-21-17
You Can't Keep a Zombie Down
The second installment in the White Trash Zombie series seems to explore how many times you can kick Angel when she's down. Fortunately for both her and the reader, she knows exactly what and who she is, and that's not someone who takes things lying down. Her resilience and growing self-appreciation are endearing, and one can't help but root for her as she fights to keep the good things in her life.
Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues expands Angel's story from murder mystery to multi-layered conspiracy plot. While that may sound absurd, it IS a series about a zombie just trying to make her way in the world, so ramping up the intricacies feels like a natural progression, and the details, far-fetched as they may be, make for an engaging and intriguing tale. There's a lot of set up in this one for future books, and while there was enough resolved to leave me satisfied, the breadcrumbs were such that I sped through it in two afternoons, and will quickly be moving on to the third book.
Allison McLemore does a good job narrating once again. While she doesn't stand out enough to be among my favorites, I have no complaints about her narration this time around, and would happily listen to more from her.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Sam
- 01-24-18
Still enjoying every minute
Where does Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
One of my favourites
Who was your favorite character and why?
I like them all
What about Allison McLemore’s performance did you like?
She is very consistent. It must be tough to keep all those characters going book by book, but the accents are just right for each character and very consistent.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Made me laugh out loud
Any additional comments?
Fabulous continuity between books, steady stories.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Eugene R. Miles
- 09-05-16
Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues
This is book two in the series. It was as good as the first. If you like crime solving and mystery mixed with a little supernatural, you will love it.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Rednell
- 05-03-17
Upwardly Mobile White Trash Zombies Rock
What made the experience of listening to Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues the most enjoyable?
Love Angel. She has been given a second chance to improve her life, leave behind the drugs and self-abuse, and just be a all around better human. She is grabbing this opportunity with both hands and hanging on for the ride!
Which character – as performed by Allison McLemore – was your favorite?
Angel, of course
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Angel makes me chuckle out loud frequently
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- D. Doyle
- 12-10-19
Super Fun!
This series of book are great fun. The narrator is great w/voices. Her style is engrossing.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Ryan Crotty
- 01-28-22
Addicted!
This is such a fun series! I picked up the first one as a random buy during a 2 for 1 sale, and now I can’t wait to hear what Angel is up to next! The characters are well written, the stories are addictive, and I cannot get enough of the sarcastic, intelligent dialog.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!