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  • Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes

  • By: Dixie Cash
  • Narrated by: Peggity Price
  • Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
  • 3.9 out of 5 stars (301 ratings)

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Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes

By: Dixie Cash
Narrated by: Peggity Price
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Publisher's summary

In this rollicking tale, best-selling author Dixie Cash - author of My Heart May Be Broken but My Hair Still Looks Great - sets Salt Lick's own sleuthing cosmetologists on a collision course with the Big Apple.

On an all-expenses-paid trip to a New York PI convention, the Texas Tornadoes hope to do some serious shopping. But that's before they stumble across a serial killer.

©2008 Dixie Cash (P)2009 Recorded Books, LLC

Critic reviews

"Cash's good ole gals always get their man, and deliver big laughs in the process ... Quickwitted, fast paced, and plain old fun, Cash's madcap series just keeps getting better." ( Booklist)

What listeners say about Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes

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Compliments from a Texas Girl

I could not stop laughing while listening to this book. I didn't want it to end. I know there is another one out as I went on Lone Star Audio to check. I sure hope Audible gets this one and real soon.

Please don't stop writing.

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Enjoyed the readers performance the most!

Would you listen to Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes again? Why?

No. One listen was enough to pick up the story.

What did you like best about this story?

The interaction between the 2 main characters.

What does Peggity Price bring to the story that you wouldn???t experience if you just read the book?

Her grasp of the Southern accent added so much to the reading. Wouldn't get that in a book.

If you could take any character from Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes out to dinner, who would it be and why?

Matt. All-around nice guy.

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This was probably the cutest, funniest, most engaging, fun book I've listened to in a very long time. I found myself laughing out loud over and over.. folks in the cars next to me at red lights, etc thought I had lost it...

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Fun, Liit Read

This was a great beach read. Predictable but entertaining. Narrator did a good job with the voices.

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Maybe it is the Texas thing!

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I always say that I am American by choice but I am Texan by the grace of God! I loved this book and could not understand the one bad review, Maybe it is because I love Texas and NYC both. I was enertained for hours!

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Silly but Decent Plot

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This book was a bit silly, the theme of humor was the contrast of country Texans in NYC. Kinda like Thelma and Louise meets the Beverly Hillbillies meets the Hardy Boys.The plot had long slow built up, but for me it was worth hanging in there…toward the climax, I couldn't put it down…or, uh…whatever the audio equivalent is. Great narration!

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Light and fun

Would you consider the audio edition of Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes to be better than the print version?

didn't read the print version

Did the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How?

yes, wasn't sure what was happening

Any additional comments?

The language was a bit rough in spots

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some chuckles

What did you like best about Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes? What did you like least?

I liked the narrators voice and her accents. What I liked least was that the book seemed a little short to me.

How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

I am not qualified to answer that, but do they have to be quite so poor, I mean everything on the trip was free, and they still didn't seem to have any money to spend.

Which scene was your favorite?

I liked the scene at the police station.

Was Don't Make Me Choose Between You and My Shoes worth the listening time?

Yes, It was worth a listen, although I really felt like I got all the details in the first listen through, and didn't feel the need to listen to it a second time.

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