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WARNING: This book contains scenes of explicit violence and gore.
Each and every single day, the Cuddle Buddies just love to play!
...especially with your dismembered body parts!
Everybody loves the Cuddle Buddies, kids and grown-ups alike. But nobody loves them quite so much as their creator, Mark Samuels. However, when the show's producers decide he's become too much of a liability, they terminate his contract, effectively stealing the characters he created right from under his nose.
Well, Mark isn't going to allow that to happen, is he? No, no, no. Instead, he reprograms the Cuddle Buddies, turning them into unstoppable killing machines.
Who will escape the studio alive?
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When Roger Huntington comes home from college for the summer and is met by his best friend, Tooth, he knows they're going to have a good time. A summer full of beer, comic books, movies, laughs, and maybe even girls. The sun is high and the sky is clear as Roger and Tooth set out to shoot beer cans at Bobcat Mountain. Just two friends catching up on lost time, two friends thinking about their futures. . . two friends suddenly thrust into the middle of a nightmare.
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Hot garbage
- By spartans47635 on 12-31-24
By: Ryan C. Thomas
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Low Blasphemy
- By: Judith Sonnet
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Reece Karkoff's life derailed when her mother killed her father. Now, she lives on a defunct farm in Missouri with her Aunt and her cousin, who treat her as one of their own. Reece thinks her mother's violence is behind her ... But she's unaware of the cult that has moved into the woods beside the farm.
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Had to Bail
- By Amazon Customer on 03-09-25
By: Judith Sonnet
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Yellow
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Oliver Fitch has a troubling issue: He lives in a state of constant terror. After purchasing a convenience store in a once civil society, the streets around him have rapidly devolved into utter lawlessness. They're now festering with sinister gutter scum that live only to harass and intimidate him. His pathetic profits are gouged under the threat of violence, and there isn't a damn thing he can do about it. Because in a city with no rules, where the sun never shines, the authorities are no help. In fact, they're an equal part of the problem.
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So disturbing that it pulls you in
- By Anonymous User on 08-18-22
By: Aron Beauregard
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Off Season
- By: Jack Ketchum
- Narrated by: Richard Davidson
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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September. A beautiful New York editor retreats to a lonely cabin on a hill in the quiet Maine beach town of Dead River - off season - awaiting her sister and friends. Nearby, a savage human family with a taste for flesh lurks in the darkening woods, watching, waiting for the moon to rise and night to fall.
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Wow!
- By Barry S. Sharpnack on 11-22-09
By: Jack Ketchum
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Triggered
- By: Harrison Phillips
- Narrated by: Thomas Foreman
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
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Rick Richardson was a writer. He was good, too, despite what the reviews might've said. They said his writing was bad, but Rick knew that wasn't true. He knew the real reason they didn't like his books was because of the content. You see, Rick wrote "splatterpunk"...it was understandable that people might be triggered by the graphic nature of his stories. But then again, that's what the trigger warnings were for.
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- By Safiat izekor on 03-17-25
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A Life of Crime
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Chuck Brugee
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
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By no choice of his own, Harvey Sutton embarked on a life of crime. After spending years scrounging around in the gutter, he is seduced by a life-changing drug experience. A bad trip that pulls back the curtain of reality, leaving him with more questions than answers. The subsequent vision haunting his memory speaks to him, taking him on an odyssey of depravity, transgression, and violence.
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Love Aron Beauregard
- By Meagan Staton on 03-07-25
By: Aron Beauregard
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The Summer I Died
- The Roger Huntington Saga, Book 1
- By: Ryan C. Thomas
- Narrated by: John Andrews
- Length: 6 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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When Roger Huntington comes home from college for the summer and is met by his best friend, Tooth, he knows they're going to have a good time. A summer full of beer, comic books, movies, laughs, and maybe even girls. The sun is high and the sky is clear as Roger and Tooth set out to shoot beer cans at Bobcat Mountain. Just two friends catching up on lost time, two friends thinking about their futures. . . two friends suddenly thrust into the middle of a nightmare.
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Hot garbage
- By spartans47635 on 12-31-24
By: Ryan C. Thomas
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Low Blasphemy
- By: Judith Sonnet
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Reece Karkoff's life derailed when her mother killed her father. Now, she lives on a defunct farm in Missouri with her Aunt and her cousin, who treat her as one of their own. Reece thinks her mother's violence is behind her ... But she's unaware of the cult that has moved into the woods beside the farm.
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Had to Bail
- By Amazon Customer on 03-09-25
By: Judith Sonnet
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Yellow
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: John Wayne Comunale
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Oliver Fitch has a troubling issue: He lives in a state of constant terror. After purchasing a convenience store in a once civil society, the streets around him have rapidly devolved into utter lawlessness. They're now festering with sinister gutter scum that live only to harass and intimidate him. His pathetic profits are gouged under the threat of violence, and there isn't a damn thing he can do about it. Because in a city with no rules, where the sun never shines, the authorities are no help. In fact, they're an equal part of the problem.
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So disturbing that it pulls you in
- By Anonymous User on 08-18-22
By: Aron Beauregard
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Off Season
- By: Jack Ketchum
- Narrated by: Richard Davidson
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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September. A beautiful New York editor retreats to a lonely cabin on a hill in the quiet Maine beach town of Dead River - off season - awaiting her sister and friends. Nearby, a savage human family with a taste for flesh lurks in the darkening woods, watching, waiting for the moon to rise and night to fall.
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Wow!
- By Barry S. Sharpnack on 11-22-09
By: Jack Ketchum
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The Groomer
- By: Jon Athan
- Narrated by: Harry Roger Williams III
- Length: 9 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Andrew McCarthy grows concerned for his family after he catches a young man, Zachary Denton, photographing his daughter, Grace McCarthy, and other children at a park. To his dismay, Zachary talks his way out of trouble when he’s confronted by the police. He hopes that’s the end of it. Then he finds Zachary at a diner and then at a grocery store. He knows their encounters aren't coincidences. And just as Andrew prepares to defend his family, Grace vanishes.
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Ugh, Wrong in Every Way!
- By JenniferLOVESThrillers on 03-22-21
By: Jon Athan
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The Slob
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
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Raised in a household so filthy it was stomach-spilling, Vera involuntarily evolved into a neat freak. Upon discovering she and her disabled husband, Daniel, are expecting, she needs fast cash. Her obsession with cleanliness sprouts the concept that her skills can be put to use in a unique way. She takes a stab at the booming door-to-door vacuum sales business of 1988. All is going well until she arrives at the steps of a house that will change her forever. The steps of an evil that resurrects the ghastly memories she so desperately tried to wash away.
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I don't know why this was written.
- By Amazon Customer on 04-17-22
By: Aron Beauregard
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Plastic Monsters
- By: Daniel J. Volpe
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 4 hrs and 19 mins
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Beauty is...pain. But for Pamela Rose beauty is everything. She spends every day and almost every dollar fighting a losing battle against nature. When a young coworker comes to the office with a new set of breast implants, Pam's delicate psyche begins to crack. Doctor Joseph DiBiro used to make art from flesh and plastic, but after his release from prison the only thing he's handling is a broom. He knows he has more to give the world; he's not done creating beauty. He just needs the right patient.
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What would you do to be beautiful?
- By Erica Kennedy on 06-07-24
By: Daniel J. Volpe
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Mean Spirited
- By: Nick Roberts, Crystal Lake Publishing, Crystal Lake Audio
- Narrated by: Spencer Dillehay
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
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An alcoholic teacher and father’s world spirals out of control when a former student is killed and he is left with her dog and the dark presence that follows it. Matt Matheny teaches during the day, drinks at night, and barely hides his functioning alcoholism from his veterinarian ex-wife, Lucy, and his six-year-old son, Mikey. His world spirals out of control when a former student is killed, and he's left with her dog, Conehead. But something isn't right with Conehead.
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Creepy and scary enough to freak me out!!!!
- By TAMMY on 07-27-24
By: Nick Roberts, and others
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Are Your Parents Home?
- By: Jon Athan
- Narrated by: Beau Thomas
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
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While her parents attend a work party, eighteen-year-old Ella Romero is left in charge of her two siblings—thirteen-year-old Nicholas and eight-year-old Arianna—at their secluded lake house. In her usual fashion, Ella invites her friends to hang out while her parents are away, too. It was supposed to be an easy, quiet, normal night.
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Kept my attention
- By Cristina Trinh on 04-02-25
By: Jon Athan
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Ring Shout
- By: P. Djèlí Clark
- Narrated by: Channie Waites
- Length: 5 hrs and 36 mins
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In 1915, The Birth of a Nation casts a spell across America, swelling the Klan's ranks and drinking deep from the darkest thoughts of white folk. All across the nation they ride, spreading fear and violence among the vulnerable. They plan to bring hell to Earth. But even Ku Kluxes can die.
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The best story from a master mythmaker
- By Felicia J on 10-22-20
By: P. Djèlí Clark
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Blender Babies
- By: Jon Athan
- Narrated by: Beau Thomas
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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No one saw it coming. It started with isolated reports of people kidnapping babies and blending them to drink their ‘essence’—a highly potent and highly addictive chemical compound found in infants. The phenomenon spread through social media, infecting other addicts. Cases of kidnapping and murder—femicide and infanticide—skyrocketed, leading to governments around the world to issue state of emergencies and strict shelter-at-home orders. But it was too late. Society had collapsed into itself.
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definitely unique
- By Morgan on 11-28-24
By: Jon Athan
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Bad Decisions
- By: Jon Athan
- Narrated by: Beau Thomas
- Length: 7 hrs and 33 mins
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Neglected by his wife and haunted by his past, Scoot McDonald, a taxi driver, succumbs to his sex addiction and visits a brothel. He awakens the next morning in his taxi in an abandoned multistory parking garage, aching all over and bleeding internally. He tries to bury and forget his secrets, but he soon finds himself blackmailed into working for Vincent Luciano, the leader of a local crime syndicate. He refuses at first, but the truth concerning his night at the brothel turns out to be much more sinister than he had imagined...
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Again and again
- By Sand on 01-15-25
By: Jon Athan
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Benjamin
- By: Aron Beauregard, Shane McKenzie
- Narrated by: Chuck Brugee
- Length: 13 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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In the city of fear, money holds dominion over all. With a new designer drug numbing the population, a rash of mysterious disappearances, and a murder rate rising higher than the tallest skyscraper, the only people with the means to distance themselves from the corruption are the ones fostering it. Enter Benjamin—a lone hundred-dollar bill caught in the middle. In a storm of pills, bullets, and bloodshed, Benjamin passes through the hands of several desperate criminals.
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Better as a Screenplay
- By Michelle Mendoza on 12-30-24
By: Aron Beauregard, and others
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Torture the Sinners!
- By: Judith Sonnet
- Narrated by: Rain Corbyn
- Length: 5 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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When a group of young people voyage to the monastery to explore its secrets, contact spirits, and party… they accidentally fall into the hands of St. Baron’s undead horrors. A night of liberation becomes a night of gut pulling, head cleaving, and body annihilating terror!
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Monks and zombies and sinners, oh my!
- By Renee Blair on 12-09-24
By: Judith Sonnet
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The Eyes Are the Best Part
- By: Monika Kim
- Narrated by: Jaine Ye
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Ji-won’s life tumbles into disarray in the wake of her Appa’s extramarital affair and subsequent departure. Her mother, distraught. Her younger sister, hurt and confused. Her college freshman grades, failing. Her dreams, horrifying… yet enticing. In them, Ji-won walks through bloody rooms full of eyes. Succulent blue eyes. Salivatingly blue eyes. Eyes the same shape and shade as George’s, who is Umma’s obnoxious new boyfriend. George has already overstayed his welcome in her family’s claustrophobic apartment.
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slow burn, but well worth it
- By Michael Matos on 10-23-24
By: Monika Kim
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Playground
- By: Aron Beauregard
- Narrated by: Lila Kerry
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Three low-income families have been given a handsome retainer to join Geraldine Borden for a day at her cliffside estate. All the parents must do to collect the rest of their money is allow their children to test out the revolutionary playground equipment Geraldine has been working on for decades. But there’s a reason the structures in the bowels of her gothic castle have taken so long to develop—they were never meant to see the light of day.
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Not for the weak-stomached.
- By Dan Bugbee on 01-26-23
By: Aron Beauregard
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- TheGoodRevTom
- 11-15-24
a fun and vicious listen.
I love this book so much! So much fun. I own the paperback and throughly enjoyed it and now that the audio came out, I had to get that. Bonnie Walsh narrates the story superbly! if you're a fan of extreme horror or splatterpunk, you'll enjoy this. if you are not familiar with these sub genres... this may or may not be too much for you. very bad things happen.
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