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Bite Me! (You Know I Like It)

Spooky Boys, Book 1

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Bite Me! (You Know I Like It)

By: Fae Quin
Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Liam DiCosimo
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Blair

I'd been waiting my whole life to run. When I uncovered hidden papers detailing my inheritance, I knew my time had come. I packed my trunk full of plant babies, black nail polish, and determination. With my demons in the rearview mirror and my trauma for company, I made my way to Elmwood. The remote Maine mountain town is home to my future, a potential love interest, and a lot of really weird, possibly deadly secrets.

Richard

Until recently, the most interesting thing in my life had been a particularly difficult Sunday crossword. Even my vampiric transformation hadn't disrupted my life much—it was still boring and repetitive, albeit with more blood than I'd previously dealt with. When newcomer Blair—a charming five-foot-tall vegan ball of rage—blows into town, it's all I can do not to follow him like a love-sick puppy. He’s everything I’ve been missing, but there's a catch: I need to spy on him and convince the Council he’s innocent of his mother’s crimes. Here's hoping I don't end up with a corpse instead of a boyfriend.

Bite Me! (You Know I Like It) is a standalone slow-burn paranormal MM romance with high heat, an HEA, and no cliffhangers. If you like spooky stories with mystery, suspense, hilarious miscommunication, and characters that make you laugh, listen on!

©2022 Fae Quin (P)2023 Podium Audio
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This book was so good! The story had twists and turns I never saw coming and the ending had me speechless. My only complaints were Blair’s VA spoke a bit too fast so it was hard to catch details sometimes and the story did drag at some parts from being too wordy, but overall I loved this book and the VA from both actors was really well done!

I was sucked in!

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I found this book and author via TikTok, and thought I’d give it a try. The book was very cute! I am looking forward to the next book and hoping more books from this author will be on audible. Definitely plan to listen to it again.

Spooky Adorable!

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loved this book but let me tell you the audiobok version of this is so mich better! Liam Dicosimo & Alexander Cendese bring these men to life and you feel everything so much deeper! highly reccomebt giving this audiobook a try!

so much better on audio!

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The story and everything was so good! I loved it! the only thing is that the people who does the voice for the main character talks so fast sometimes. it's like he had to hurry it. I just slowed down his part a bit and it worked all the same. I will say in the middle of the book, he actually started to talk about bit more normal but sped talked at the end again. but other than that, i loved it!

Loved it, beside 1 thing!

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I really enjoyed reading this, but really loved listening to it on audio. Alexander Cendese and Liam Dicosimo are such an amazing team, they truly bring the characters to life. Freaking awesome!

Freaking awesome!

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I’ve listened to hundreds of audible books and this title jumps into my top 5 for “Best writing and character development” …best narrative acting ( two narrators) …best story line…best keep you on the edge of your seat right to the very end…most original non- formulaic, non- predictable plot lines…
most skillful, masterful, thematic intertwining of the main characters effort to escape from traumatic childhood abuse and the fantastical mix of “other worldly” supporting cast of characters that include a rescue cat, and vampiric families and family leaders who abide by a communal code of ethics, so to speak.
Wonderful book that is a “ must read/must listen” 5 star reviewed delight. Trust the reviews.
GB

And Now, on to Book # 2 Spooky Boys

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I love these characters, their care for each other, their flaws, their kinkiness…the world they live in is a perfect hybrid of mundane and fantastical. 🥰🥰🥰

Queer love at its best!

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I really liked the Christmas book this author did which led me to this one. This book was very dark. I had a problem with the amount of inner dialogue the main narrator had. While he’s funny, quirky, and has a lot of personality, there was too much of his thinking in the book which slowed down the pace of the plot. Richard’s perspective was boring and could’ve been omitted completely. This book probably could’ve been half the length. Lidia was a one dimensional villain with no clear motive other than being a psychopath (presumably). I finished the book just for the sake of finishing it rather than out of enjoyment.

Expected better from this author

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This was a great book to listen to and get lost inside for long periods of the day.

In review

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I really enjoyed this one. This was my first dive into the Spooky Boys Series and I loved it!! Blair and Richard were so great as characters and the story kept me hooked in the whole time. These wonderful narrators gave a life to these characters and took the story to a next level of enjoyment !

Great listen!

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