Get ready for an absolutely unhinged ride on today's "Peaches Pit Party"! We kick things off with Peaches braving the fiery depths of Wendy's new Takis Fuego meal – spoiler alert: things get sweaty. Seriously, you'll hear the struggle!

Then, hold onto your headphones as we dive into the latest bizarre news. First up, the drama unfolds as Jane's Addiction members take their onstage brawl to the courtroom. Plus, is the Annabelle doll actually cursed? We discuss the strange, sudden passing of her handler. And speaking of things nobody asked for, find out how Peaches' reaction to the new Deftones video became the most disliked thing since, well, whatever that Wendy's meal was.

But wait, there's more! We're talking Cal Raleigh's "Big Dumper" beer (yes, really!), the "Krypto effect" boosting dog adoptions (and our cynical take on who's actually sticking with their new furry friends). We also hit the road with Peaches' latest Idaho speeding ticket saga, blaming those notorious California plates, and commiserate with Emma Watson's unfortunate driving ban.

Just when you thought it was all laughs, we take a moment for a somber discussion about a tragic meat grinder accident at a local factory. It's a heavy pause in our usual shenanigans, reminding us to appreciate the lighter side, like winning free concert tickets – hear how one lucky listener snagged tix to Slipknot, Cypress Hill, and Guns N' Roses! Tune in for all the wild highs and reflective lows!

Today’s Peaches Pit Party is a 10-car pileup of childhood trauma, concert chaos, soda cults, and internet nonsense.

Peaches kicks off with a new band from r/Metalcore and ends in a nostalgic meltdown about kids movies that lowkey ruined us all.

In this episode:

• 🎶 Peach’s Pick of the Day: "I Complain on r/Metalcore" gets a radio edit and a stuck-in-your-head warning.
• 🧑‍🌾 Reddit drama strikes again after a fan calls Peaches a leftist for...using Reddit? Peaches is baffled and honestly considering a T-shirt.
• 🎲 The Uno in Vegas rumor gets debunked by Uno themselves—and we still want a KBEAR Uno fight night.
• 🧀 Cult favorite alert: Disney fans now have a dating app called Single Riders. You know who you are.
• 🎟️ Concert announcement bonanza:
  • Volbeat, Halestorm, Ghost Inside THIS SATURDAY
  • Set It Off vs Fit For a King battle for Nov 8
  • Silverstein + Thursday, Free Throw Dec 2 Boise
  • Cattle Decapitation returns to our Jenk-loving arms
• 🥤 Dr. Pepper truthers assemble—and no one reps Mug Root Beer like that.
• 🍔 The White House fell for a fake In-N-Out tweet from a fan account. Beef tallow isn't real, people. Research.
• 🧃 Walmart recalled nearly 1M projectile-launching water bottles. 2025 is weird.
• 🏌️‍♂️ Happy Gilmore 2 hits Netflix July 25, and Callaway is selling $500 hockey stick putters for rich golf nerds.
• 🐣 Fyre Fest IP sold on eBay for $245K. Someone bought the brand for 1¢ and now technically owns the worst concert in history.
• 🧠 Shot Clock Sports Update:
  • Aaron Judge breaks homer records (without needles!)
  • First catcher wins the Home Run Derby
  • EA College Football 26 gives away real merch to the best Delaware fan...yes, Delaware
• 😱 To Peach Their Own: What movie traumatized you as a kid?
  • Poltergeist, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Brave Little Toaster, It Follows, The Shining, The Wizard of Oz, Fox and the Hound, Neverending Story, and Forensic Files all get shoutouts
• 🤡 A child climbs inside a claw machine to get a plush toy. They had to call emergency crews to remove him. He still left with the toy. LEGEND.

Peaches is flying solo until Maddie Kidd crashes the end of the episode for some asparagus-on-mac madness. In between? Chimps with fashion trends, exploding Walmart water bottles, cryptid cosplays, and Metallica versus the Pentagon.

Here’s the breakdown of the madness on Peaches Pit Party – On Demand! for Monday, July 14th:

• 🏃‍♂️ An 80-year-old legend finishes the Badwater 135, the hardest race on Earth, through Death Valley in 120° heat.
• 💦 Walmart recalls nearly a million water bottles due to projectile-launching lids that allegedly cause injuries. Peaches tries to understand how we got here.
• 💻 Ticket giveaway updates for Pantera, Volbeat, and the big mystery concert this Friday.
• 🥊 Adrian Peterson will fight the guy he punched during a poker game. Meanwhile, Tom Brady still hasn’t not retired, according to Matt Ryan.
• 🎳 A nude bowling event near Pittsburgh has Peaches cringing—and blaming Viktor for being pro-naked-anything.
• 🐾 A man in the UK is dressing as Pantherman, a cryptid in a catsuit leaping out from behind gravestones and yelling “Meow.” Peaches is convinced it’s Viktor on vacation.
• 🫐 A truck full of blueberries explodes on a Canadian highway. Peaches wants to ask Lt. Crane if this has ever happened in Idaho.
• 📦 A California woman gets hundreds of fake Amazon returns to her house for leather seat covers. Peaches considers making a glitter-based revenge plan against Viktor.
• 🥖 To Peach Their Own: What’s the most underrated food? Peaches’ listeners pop off with controversial takes like:
  • Toast (melty butter + cinnamon gang unite)
  • Mexican street corn (with tajín, obviously)
  • Pickled eggs (undeniable)
  • Asparagus (enter Maddie with a full-throated defense)
  • Mac & cheese with hot dogs AND mixed vegetables (Peaches says no)
• 👩‍🍳 Maddie & Peaches argue over whether asparagus belongs in mac & cheese, and somehow it ends with the two of them yelling, "We must cook."
• 🧠 The Elmo Twitter hack scarred Peaches for life. (He read all the tweets in Elmo’s voice. It’s worse than you think.)
• ⚖️ Metallica forced the Pentagon to take down a drone video using "Enter Sandman" without permission. Lars strikes again.
• 🗽 The NYPD accidentally jinxes July 4th by declaring it violence-free hours before a confirmed shooting. RIP the clean record.
• 🎶 311 is coming to Pocatello, and Peaches is very excited.