Today’s Peaches Pit Party is a 10-car pileup of childhood trauma, concert chaos, soda cults, and internet nonsense.

Peaches kicks off with a new band from r/Metalcore and ends in a nostalgic meltdown about kids movies that lowkey ruined us all.

In this episode:

• 🎶 Peach’s Pick of the Day: "I Complain on r/Metalcore" gets a radio edit and a stuck-in-your-head warning.
• 🧑‍🌾 Reddit drama strikes again after a fan calls Peaches a leftist for...using Reddit? Peaches is baffled and honestly considering a T-shirt.
• 🎲 The Uno in Vegas rumor gets debunked by Uno themselves—and we still want a KBEAR Uno fight night.
• 🧀 Cult favorite alert: Disney fans now have a dating app called Single Riders. You know who you are.
• 🎟️ Concert announcement bonanza:
  • Volbeat, Halestorm, Ghost Inside THIS SATURDAY
  • Set It Off vs Fit For a King battle for Nov 8
  • Silverstein + Thursday, Free Throw Dec 2 Boise
  • Cattle Decapitation returns to our Jenk-loving arms
• 🥤 Dr. Pepper truthers assemble—and no one reps Mug Root Beer like that.
• 🍔 The White House fell for a fake In-N-Out tweet from a fan account. Beef tallow isn't real, people. Research.
• 🧃 Walmart recalled nearly 1M projectile-launching water bottles. 2025 is weird.
• 🏌️‍♂️ Happy Gilmore 2 hits Netflix July 25, and Callaway is selling $500 hockey stick putters for rich golf nerds.
• 🐣 Fyre Fest IP sold on eBay for $245K. Someone bought the brand for 1¢ and now technically owns the worst concert in history.
• 🧠 Shot Clock Sports Update:
  • Aaron Judge breaks homer records (without needles!)
  • First catcher wins the Home Run Derby
  • EA College Football 26 gives away real merch to the best Delaware fan...yes, Delaware
• 😱 To Peach Their Own: What movie traumatized you as a kid?
  • Poltergeist, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Brave Little Toaster, It Follows, The Shining, The Wizard of Oz, Fox and the Hound, Neverending Story, and Forensic Files all get shoutouts
• 🤡 A child climbs inside a claw machine to get a plush toy. They had to call emergency crews to remove him. He still left with the toy. LEGEND.